They're not only ignorant, they're stupid too

[PayDay]

Because I am far more dedicated than the average troll my dear! I am the most tenacious person you will ever meet.

By the way speaking of you posting what you want where you want, it's quite tasteless to comment on your own stories.

Seriously, folks

This is a magnificent piece of work. What a ride to tie in a Japanese art form of bondage with art galleries and the Occupy Wall Street movement (giving an alternative, probably more-effective option for the latter) and to be able to get away with including gay male, lesbian, loving wives, inspirational art, and Christmas all in one well-delivered story--which this surely does.

Please Pilot, try not to be so obvious.

Meh, I judge self post comments the same as I do troll comments, it depends on what's in them. Anyone trying to boost their numbers to win "most commented on story" or something like that is, well, sad.

That self post you quoted could be worded in a more clear way, but I get what they are saying. Even if they did say it with "and I wish I could tongue my own private parts" tagged along.

 

[sr71plt]

The joke being, of course, that it isn't a self post. Lovecraft swiftboats these kinds of lies all of the time.

 

[lovecraft68]

The joke being, of course, that it isn't a self post. Lovecraft swiftboats these kinds of lies all of the time.

Coming from the Prince of Lies himself I will not take that personally. And I can tell that was you, way yo smarmy and smothering to be a real commentor, you even made sure to point out every single little thing the story contained.

More transparent then Scouries on that one oh false one.

 

[lovecraft68]

Meh, I judge self post comments the same as I do troll comments, it depends on what's in them. Anyone trying to boost their numbers to win "most commented on story" or something like that is, well, sad.

That self post you quoted could be worded in a more clear way, but I get what they are saying. Even if they did say it with "and I wish I could tongue my own private parts" tagged along.

If he could, he would. Probably be the most action he's seen in decades.

 

[sr71plt]

I can quite understand that you don't expect readers to actually read your stories to know what's in them, Lovecraft.

This, folks, is how swiftboating works. Lovecraft tells a lie and PayDay picks up on it. And the rest of you just smile.

Can Lovecraft get any sleazier in his jealous swiftboating? Stay tuned.

 

[lovecraft68]

I can quite understand that you don't expect readers to actually read your stories to know what's in them, Lovecraft.

This, folks, is how swiftboating works. Lovecraft tells a lie and PayDay picks up on it. And the rest of you just smile.

Can Lovecraft get any sleazier in his jealous swiftboating? Stay tuned.

You wouldn't understand what is in my stories. It's about the kinds of things your mommy and daddy covered your eyes and ears over up until you were about forty.

Your writing is as hollow and false as your posts. You google everything and pretend to know it, and you write about shit you have never experienced, because you have experienced nothing in your vanilla existence.

Your scores attest to your skill, or lack there of.

No one, and I repeat no one, is jealous of a liar.

Well let me go back to writing my contest entry that I don;t even feel like putting up, but promised someone I would. I think it sucks to be frank, but I figure I have a better than 50/50 shot of out scoring your lame ass.

 

[lovecraft68]

Hey Pilot here is some more of your greatness.

Five day Liberty 3.91
Friday Night Football 3.90

Two sub 4 stories in your "strong" category. Must be trolls right?

Or maybe the GM readers have discerning eyes and recognize poorly thought out, stereotyped, half assed garbage.

You did get a 4.51 on Cold stone Tomb though. Good for you, you must have gotten a woody seeing a red H.

Go ahead, fess up. you're one of those people who want to lower the "H" down to anything over 4 huh? Too bad a good portion of your crap won't even hit that.

You may say I lie, but numbers do not.

 

[sr71plt]

With trolls like you hanging off me (if you post the lying shit on me that you do on the forums, there's no chance that you aren't zapping my stories as well), how would I have high ratings? You're that kind of sleazeball. Doesn't bother me. The stories sell well--the voter with a pocketbook is the prize.

I don't have a "speciality." I have categories I write more of under separate posting names, but I still have more non-GM stories posted under the sr71plt name than you do--and in nearly 20 more categories than your one-note samba "wanna fuck and torture my sister" submissions.

You're just burning with envy, aren't you?

 

[sr71plt]

I laughed. The only poster to this thread who isn't ragging on me is a spammer. Which puts the spammer higher out of the gutter than . . .

 

[PayDay]

This, folks, is how swiftboating works. Lovecraft tells a lie and PayDay picks up on it. And the rest of you just smile.

Woah, wait, leave me out of this because I don't really care what you two are arguing over, I came for the thread title. Also, you shouldn't assume I even knew he thought that you fake posted the self-comment that he lied about, or whatever.

I was speaking about the "whoever wrote that" self-comment in general terms, who cares who wrote it, my point is still valid. I didn't know you were "pilot" and he didn't post a user name other than that. Seriously, relax. RELAX PEOPLE.

 

[lovecraft68]

With trolls like you hanging off me (if you post the lying shit on me that you do on the forums, there's no chance that you aren't zapping my stories as well), how would I have high ratings? You're that kind of sleazeball. Doesn't bother me. The stories sell well--the voter with a pocketbook is the prize.

I don't have a "speciality." I have categories I write more of under separate posting names, but I still have more non-GM stories posted under the sr71plt name than you do--and in nearly 20 more categories than your one-note samba "wanna fuck and torture my sister" submissions.

You're just burning with envy, aren't you?

We have discussed this, with 80% of your stories being GM that would make it a specialty. I also don't one vote anyone's stories.

And if you are getting one bombed by people here it is because you are a fucking jerk and deserve it. Funny I don;t get excessively one bombed and I post aggravating shit on here. Then again I don;t have a fraction of your fan club.

As for your amazing publishing career? anyone can self publish anything they want. and your sales are no where near what you would like everyone to believe.

As for me being a sleazeball? Only one of us makes up story after story about their alleged experiences.

What is worse than a sleazeball is a gutless coward. The type like you that the internet has provided a safe haven for. How often would you call someone a name to their face coward? I'm betting not at all.

I think you have things in reverse. I think you are jealous of me and many others here, who write, have fun, go about their lives with no need to lie or impress anyone.

Pathetic Pilot absolutely pathetic.

 

[lovecraft68]

Woah, wait, leave me out of this because I don't really care what you two are arguing over, I came for the thread title. Also, you shouldn't assume I even knew he thought that you fake posted the self-comment that he lied about, or whatever.

I was speaking about the "whoever wrote that" self-comment in general terms, who cares who wrote it, my point is still valid. I didn't know you were "pilot" and he didn't post a user name other than that. Seriously, relax. RELAX PEOPLE.

This is what he does. he has a martyr complex, everyone is out to get him because he is just oh, so cool.

I tell myself I should no better than to waste my time with him, but he is so easily pissed off and such a blatant fraud I cannot resist.

You say you have been "around" for awhile. Check Pilot and I's posting histories. he argues with everyone, I argue with him. It's a game for me, a way of life for him.

 

[lovecraft68]

I laughed. The only poster to this thread who isn't ragging on me is a spammer. Which puts the spammer higher out of the gutter than . . .

Higher out of the gutter than you, you lying fraud. You're so fake, I'm getting to the point where I believe your alleged pen names aren't even you.

 

[lovecraft68]

With trolls like you hanging off me (if you post the lying shit on me that you do on the forums, there's no chance that you aren't zapping my stories as well), how would I have high ratings? You're that kind of sleazeball. Doesn't bother me. The stories sell well--the voter with a pocketbook is the prize.

I don't have a "speciality." I have categories I write more of under separate posting names, but I still have more non-GM stories posted under the sr71plt name than you do--and in nearly 20 more categories than your one-note samba "wanna fuck and torture my sister" submissions.

You're just burning with envy, aren't you?

Back to the samba jokes, cause it's all your one note brain. My samba is better than anything you have ever written.

And speaking of lies I am going to go find the thread where I said all your work is short. You then countered with "I have a 280,000 word book out"

I looked it up an d found out it was an anthology full of 80 one page yawners, and you were trying to make it sound like a novel.

Lie, lie, lie. I am getting closer to you Pilot so keep babbling away. You're going to look really bad in the end.

 

[sr71plt]

My, you're having a regular little hissy fit this morning, aren't you. Swiftboater?

Speaking of which:

"By the way speaking of you posting what you want where you want, it's quite tasteless to comment on your own stories."

Are you saying it's less tasteless to get your wife to post a congratulations thread for you?

 

[sr71plt]

Woah, wait, leave me out of this because I don't really care what you two are arguing over, I came for the thread title. Also, you shouldn't assume I even knew he thought that you fake posted the self-comment that he lied about, or whatever.

I was speaking about the "whoever wrote that" self-comment in general terms, who cares who wrote it, my point is still valid. I didn't know you were "pilot" and he didn't post a user name other than that. Seriously, relax. RELAX PEOPLE.

What self-comment? He lied that it was a self-comment. That's the point you apparently have missed. The charge that there was a self-comment was just a swiftboating lie.

He's vicious and obsessed--quite obviously from reading this thread. So, are you going to join him? You going to just buy into his swiftboating lies as you did here? His premise was a lie.

 

[lloyd_5]

So much for your advice on just letting personal attacks stand and the troll will go away, Lovecraft. It certainly doesn't work with my personal troll named Lovecraft.

Got that envy thing eating at you again, dontcha, Swiftboater.

Some really nice other comments on that story too. I'm happy that you're so obsesessed with me that you are following my stories too.

Sorry that I haven't written any to serve your other obsession here--fucking and torturing your sister.

Just 2 examples of why you are a rabid dog, scribbling minority porn yet too psyched up in your own fantasy world to pay any attention to the forum where newbies should get a chance of a read and reply.

Your standard reply, when you can be bothered, is "I don't read stories but write in another voice".

You should be banned from this forum, which the owners won't do because they are proponents of free speech, when you just want to throw your toys out of the pram.

You make scouries look intellectual.

 

[lovecraft68]

My, you're having a regular little hissy fit this morning, aren't you. Swiftboater?

Speaking of which:

"By the way speaking of you posting what you want where you want, it's quite tasteless to comment on your own stories."

Are you saying it's less tasteless to get your wife to post a congratulations thread for you?

Notice I did not respond the to the post? I have told "kitkat" many times not to vote/comment or acknowledge anything I do here.

I guess I can't help that she's happy for me accomplishing something I said I would.

At the end of the day though, Kitkat is a real person as opposed to you remarking on your own work.

You don't get it do you? You brag about your amount of stories and experience, brag about how long you have been here etc... last I looked you were on somewhere around 700 fav pages in 5 years.

5 comments is what your holiday story received. 5 and one from Dark that really shouldn't count as you two are friends.

I would be okay with five, then again I am not a "Stalwart of literotica" like you

For all the shit you sling you should be getting tons of comments. Maybe many of your favs have left Lit or they are you under sock puppet names.

Must be trolls right? they swoop in and delete your comments?

Wait! I answered my own question! You always say you delete negative remarks so that is why you have 5, cause you deleted the ten bad ones!

As for my hitting the top 250? After she e-mailed me the link and I looked at it I saw I was on 389

more than half your number in a third of your time, with a tenth of your output. Also most I'm sure were garnered by the samba you mock. I figure to be on more than you by this time next year.

And know what? I never claim to be all that good. You do all the time,and look where you are, nowhere, barely getting any comments in a contest story.

face it Pinocchio, you suck and people know it.

 

[sr71plt]

Since I don't do any of those things you have swiftboated me in all of those vomited-out posts or lied about anything, Lovecraft, I see no need to respond.

Your obsession with me (and Lloyd5's) will just have to be your burdens to carry.

It's too bad that your worlds are smaller than mine--too bad for you, that is.

Of course my story ratings are down here. Can anyone read the vomit that's been spewed on me on this thread and not know why? And who? But as long as the stories are selling in the marketplace, I can just laugh at you--which is what I'm doing.

 

[lovecraft68]

Since I don't do any of those things you have swiftboated me in all of those vomited-out posts or lied about anything, Lovecraft, I see no need to respond.

Your obsession with me (and Lloyd5's) will just have to be your burdens to carry.

It's too bad that your worlds are smaller than mine--too bad for you, that is.

Of course my story ratings are down here. Can anyone read the vomit that's been spewed on me on this thread and not know why? And who? But as long as the stories are selling in the marketplace, I can just laugh at you--which is what I'm doing.

Most readers do not surf these forums. Hell I was writing for 6 months here before I found them. You cannot admit that the readers here do not seem to take to your work.

Also understand, I have stated in the past I don;t low vote because believe it or not, I feel bad doing so. I feel every one puts effort into their writing and are proud of it. Some have more skill than others. I have also never openly mocked anyone's work for the same reason.

You I call out and mock because peacocks like you are moving targets. My first karate instructor taught us that if you know your good, your the only one that has to. Bragging is a sign of insecurity which means you my friend are a sad little man.

Bragging also brings out the urge in others to top you, or call out your failings.

You can talk real life all you want. This is lit, and this is where we are "talking" so it is relevant. This is where you come to brag and mock others, yet here your work is mediocre and the stats back that up.

You come here with the sole purpose of trying to be superior, but the fact that you think you are better than, proves you are not.

That is the reality of it Pilot, and I am not being "hissy" when I "say" this. It is the truth.

You use the word jealousy a lot. As I stated previously I think in truth you are jealous of the rest of us.

End of the day SR, behind our distracting little arguments(and they are a fun distraction) the only emotion I truly have for you is pity. You are a sad little man.

 

[sr71plt]

I'm just pleased as punch how my writing is going. You're the one who can't live with that, Swiftboater.

You've got sooo much hate and frustrated jealousy to give at Christmas, don'tcha?

 

[GinaTina]

No idea how I've managed to miss this thread and the fun within.


Two of my faves, battling it out again.


More please.


As far as the comment thing goes, I've only deleted one. And that person was picking a fight with another person who commented about one of their stories. I didn't care for the stirrings of an internet argument defacing one of my chapters.


THIS though, pure gold.

Keep at it, gentlemen.

 

[sr71plt]

Yes, well, we'll have to see if Lovecraft can reach new levels of rabid abusiveness to which I'll just shrug my shoulders.

 

[lovecraft68]

Yes, well, we'll have to see if Lovecraft can reach new levels of rabid abusiveness to which I'll just shrug my shoulders.

Put out your funny little smiley all you want oh, deluded one. I'm hitting home and you know it. AS you are fond of saying "Reality sucks don't it?"

 

[sr71plt]

That would be irrelevant in this case, as your lying abusiveness and jealous gibberish have nothing to do with reality.

Perhaps you can tell me why I should care what you choose to think? We aren't even in the same league--not even in writing. You have me beat in the fucking and torturing my sister realm, though. I guess you can be grateful for that.

It's been nice goading you into showing yourself out as such a smuck.

I guess you'll fire off five more rabid rants now.