They're not only ignorant, they're stupid too

[PayDay]

No idea how I've managed to miss this thread and the fun within.

...It is definately full of it. The OP is lucky they had their question answered at this point. Good times.

 

[lovecraft68]

That would be irrelevant in this case, as your lying abusiveness and jealous gibberish have nothing to do with reality.

Perhaps you can tell me why I should care what you choose to think? We aren't even in the same league--not even in writing. You have me beat in the fucking and torturing my sister realm, though. I guess you can be grateful for that.

It's been nice goading you into showing yourself out as such a smuck.

I guess you'll fire off five more rabid rants now.

Nah, no rants just a small correction, "schmuck" really Pilot, all your editing experience and you don't use spell check?

And you care what people think or you wouldn't keep trying to impress people.

As for league? Please, last I looked I hadn't made up 20 fake past careers for myself.

Lucky for you GM does nothing for me, or I'd write one just to get a higher score than you.

 

[sr71plt]

Why don't you do it anyway? (because you're so full of hot air?) You're so insecure that you probably need that to feel adequate. And, as usual, you can continue pumping your scores up and zapping my scores down so you can really feel a sense of false accomplishment.

But to really prove anything, wouldn't you have to knock me off the top of the "most popular authors" GM page list? That's what you'd really have to do to make your head explode in your self-importance.

And now that you've made it onto the (bottom of the) top 250 favorite authors list, wouldn't you have to steam ahead some 130 places to be able to beat your breast about being sooo much better than me? You'll have to do that, though, won't you, since you obviously think it's so important.

And, hey, while you're about it you can break the "Scouries Scourge" and actually publish your GM (and other category--you could try, for instance to write in as many categories I do rather than just your one-note samba) stories (not self-publish--get a publisher to commit to them) and then you could show how much better you are than I am in the most important venue--the paying market. You can do author-author direct correlations in the market. If you weren't a coward and weren't totally below my league you'd do that rather than blow hot air. Yeah, that would be the definitive index to who is better since you feel up to playing King of the Hill. Yeah, I challenge you do to that. (No, don't just tell a lie and slink off as usual.)

And you could get your wife to write more praise threads for you and pretend that you weren't self-promoting--because, like, you've already said how bad that is (even though you've done it through a good dozen rants just on this thread).

And after you did that, I'd still shrug my shoulders and say "who gives a shit?" Because you are the one with feelings of inadequacy and limited by your small world experience and perspective. I'm comfortable in the market and with my writing--and I don't really give a shit about yours. You are the one who posts attack after attack trying to puff yourself up and tear me down. I don't do that. The only time I respond to you at all is when I want to goad you into showing your sleaziness even more.

Say goodnight, Swiftboater.

 

[PayDay]

Do it.

You two should have sex. I could write a story about it.

 

[sr71plt]

You two should have sex. I could write a story about it.

Do. Same goes to you. Lovecraft said he could write a blockbuster GM too. There's a good project here for both of you. Back up your "coulds."

(And, by the way, if you ever see me be the first to go after Lovecraft at all--and certainly with the viciousness that he goes after me--do let me know. )

 

[lovecraft68]

Why don't you do it anyway? (because you're so full of hot air?) You're so insecure that you probably need that to feel adequate. And, as usual, you can continue pumping your scores up and zapping my scores down so you can really feel a sense of false accomplishment.

But to really prove anything, wouldn't you have to knock me off the top of the "most popular authors" GM page list? That's what you'd really have to do to make your head explode in your self-importance.

And now that you've made it onto the (bottom of the) top 250 favorite authors list, wouldn't you have to steam ahead some 130 places to be able to beat your breast about being sooo much better than me? You'll have to do that, though, won't you, since you obviously think it's so important.

And, hey, while you're about it you can break the "Scouries Scourge" and actually publish your GM (and other category--you could try, for instance to write in as many categories I do rather than just your one-note samba) stories (not self-publish--get a publisher to commit to them) and then you could show how much better you are than I am in the most important venue--the paying market. You can do author-author direct correlations in the market. If you weren't a coward and weren't totally below my league you do that rather than blow hot air. Yeah, that would be the definitive index to who is better since you feel up to playing King of the Hill. Yeah, I challenge you do to that. (No, don't just tell a lie and slink off as usual.)

And you could get your wife to write more praise threads for you and pretend that you weren't self-promoting--because, like, you've already said how bad that is (even though you've done it through a good dozen rants just on this thread).

And after you did that, I'd still shrug my shoulders and say "who gives a shit?" Because you are the one with feelings of inadequacy and limited by your small world experience and perspective. You are the one who posts attack after attack trying to puff yourself up and tear me down. I don't do that. The only time I respond to you at all is when I want to goad you into showing your sleaziness even more.

Say goodnight, Swiftboater.

Pilot! You seem upset! Is it past your bedtime at the home? Boy you old guys get cranky.

Tell you this, I have no clue how the site works on many things including how your name pops up in the GM top authors list but you have no stories to ever be found in the 30/6 month/all time story lists, but whatever.

And I do not vote on my own stories just as I do not vote down yours or anyone else. Any votes or favs I get are legit.

And I am very happy for you that you are happy with your publishing. For you it's a job, for me it's a hobby, although your annoying attitude makes me want to take it more seriously, but I have nothing to prove to someone I'll never meet.

At some point I'm sure I will wander up the chart past you, but that will be just the way it works not a campaign.

And as for your sales? Well who the hell knows if your really all those names you claim you are? hell you lie about everything else.

But I think you got your hair up enough in this last post to make me happy. Now go on, tell everyone I don't get to you, tell another one.

Sweet Dreams Pilot.

 

[lovecraft68]

Do. Same goes to you. Lovecraft said he could write a blockbuster GM too. There's a good project here for both of you. Back up your "coulds."

(And, by the way, if you ever see me be the first to go after Lovecraft at all--and certainly with the viciousness that he goes after me--do let me know. )

Now stop your fibbing I have never said I could write a great GM story. All I said was that if I tried it would be better than yours suck.

 

[PayDay]

Do. Same goes to you. Lovecraft said he could write a blockbuster GM too. There's a good project here for both of you. Back up your "coulds."

(And, by the way, if you ever see me be the first to go after Lovecraft at all--and certainly with the viciousness that he goes after me--do let me know. )

I don't know what any of this means----^ *shrugs*

I just figured, since you two are arguing like you're married, it would only be natural. This way, when you finished doing the nasty, you two could argue about how "Your humping technique is all wrong" or "You kiss like a Victorian era prostitute with bad ideals" or something similar, to each other, until you got all hot and bothered again.

 

[sr71plt]

Yep no answer to my indexes of what really shows popularity here. Just as I thought.


"Pilot! You seem upset! Is it past your bedtime at the home? Boy you old guys get cranky."

I'm a nightowl. I won't be in bed for four more hours. And since you can't just not post another post to me, that means you're gonna be an awful sleepy boy tonight before you can hit the hay.


"Tell you this, I have no clue how the site works on many things including how your name pops up in the GM top authors list but you have no stories to ever be found in the 30/6 month/all time story lists, but whatever."

It's quite simple. The website knows the stories are trolled by jealous obsessers like you. They compile their popularity figures on other factors than ratings, which are the most easily zapped.

Tell you what. Just make it to the top of the incest list, and then let's talk comparitive popularity as an author (since that obviously is so important to you).


"And I do not vote on my own stories just as I do not vote down yours or anyone else. Any votes or favs I get are legit."

You lie about everything else and you are so viciously obsessed with "getting me" on the forum, that there's no way you aren't zapping my stories as well. You're a liar on this.

Fucking and torturing one's sister gives me the creeps, so I don't even click on your one-note samba.


"And I am very happy for you that you are happy with your publishing. For you it's a job, for me it's a hobby, although your annoying attitude makes me want to take it more seriously, but I have nothing to prove to someone I'll never meet."

Writing erotica isn't my bread and butter either. It's as much a hobby of mine as you say it is with you. I just happen also to be able to make money from it--and your one effort was a flop. You're just jealous because you have a substandard life and I don't.

If you have nothing to prove, why are you attacking me--and, now, my writing as you do? It's obvious that you think you have something to prove. We've just had two days of rants of you trying to pull yourself up (quite unsuccessfully) to my level. Perhaps you are just too stupid to see what you're doing.


"At some point I'm sure I will wander up the chart past you, but that will be just the way it works not a campaign."

Just a lot of hot air posturing until it's done, isn't it? You're the one who seems to think this is important, not me. But since today I'm at 111 and you're at 247, perhaps you should stop flapping your mouth about it and start writing something more than your obsession of fucking and torturing your sister. You increase your fan base by writing about more than the disgusting.


"And as for your sales? Well who the hell knows if your really all those names you claim you are? hell you lie about everything else."

I've answered this several times. My erotica publishers are members of Literotica. Feel free to contact either SelenaKitt (eXcessica, Fido) or Sabb (BarbarianSpy, Cyberworldpublishing).

You won't check because you know your innuendo is an insidious lie.


And thanks for allowing me to point to the emptiness of your Swiftboating once more.

You talk about all of the things you can do--go do them. Obviously your primary problem here is that I'm a doer and you're a talker

 

[sr71plt]

I don't know what any of this means----^ *shrugs*

I just figured, since you two are arguing like you're married, it would only be natural. This way, when you finished doing the nasty, you two could argue about how "Your humping technique is all wrong" or "You kiss like a Victorian era prostitute with bad ideals" or something similar, to each other, until you got all hot and bothered again.

So, write a giggly story about it. You said you could. You're obviously finding it entertaining--and want it to continue.

I'm afraid I missed any of this kissing you say we do. Our pattern is that I post to a thread and Lovecraft drops in on my head with hate mail.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Sr71plt, Lovecraft68? Are you listening?

You are grown men! I love you both, and at this point I feel like I know you both with the sheer amount of your opinions I've read on this site. And You are both good authors. I have no idea how you started trolling each other, but for the love of all that is holy, please stop this childish bickering!

Oh, and Sr? Nomoretears00 told me that you would know if it's possible to check how many people have favorited you, do you know how? Thanks.

Sincerely,
--Cruel

 

[sr71plt]

Sr71plt, Lovecraft68? Are you listening?

You are grown men! I love you both, and at this point I feel like I know you both with the sheer amount of your opinions I've read on this site. And You are both good authors. I have no idea how you started trolling each other, but for the love of all that is holy, please stop this childish bickering!

Oh, and Sr? Nomoretears00 told me that you would know if it's possible to check how many people have favorited you, do you know how? Thanks.

Sincerely,
--Cruel

1. I do not troll Lovecraft. Lovecraft trolls me. Recheck the boards. Every altercation that has developed was because Lovecraft jumped on my head on the forum out of the blue and swiftboated me. Feel free to check it out. If Lovecraft didn't do that, there would be none of these altercations on the forum. So, Lovecraft is the one you need to talk to. He's the one obsessed to "get me" here.

2. I responded to the favorited business on another thread. Until a few months ago there was no way other than to make the top 250 list to know how many had favorited you as an author (or your stories for that matter) without going through the 50,000-plus authors and reviewing the lists on their profile (which you can still do to get a base count). Recently the system was updated so that you were notified for 30 days who had favorited you as an author, who had favorited one of your stories, and that a comment had been appended to one of your stories. If you aren't on the top 250 list, you have to keep manual records of these yourself now, though, as they age out after 30 days. Perhaps in the next enhancement, the favorited author score will be indexed to the author's name.

 

[Darkniciad]

It's far from complete, and depends a lot upon how active you are, but one way you can discover some of the people who have favorited you beyond the 30 day barrier is to use this Google query:

Darkniciad "authors that this member enjoys" site:literotica.com

Naturally, you would replace my name with your author name.

The quote marks are important, because Google only searches for that exact string of words, which only appears on member favorite listings. There's no spaces in site:literotica.com either.

Just copy/paste and change the name. That way you know you won't mess it up.

 

[lovecraft68]

It's far from complete, and depends a lot upon how active you are, but one way you can discover some of the people who have favorited you beyond the 30 day barrier is to use this Google query:

Darkniciad "authors that this member enjoys" site:literotica.com

Naturally, you would replace my name with your author name.

The quote marks are important, because Google only searches for that exact string of words, which only appears on member favorite listings. There's no spaces in site:literotica.com either.

Just copy/paste and change the name. That way you know you won't mess it up.

I tried that after the first time you posted it.For some reason what kept coming up was my own favorites. But reading this again, I think maybe I left out the quote marks. I'll give it another go.

Does seem like something the site can accomplish though. Unless they are daunted by the number of authors. Then again out of the 1000's of authors listed here how many are truly active? 10 percent of that list if that?

 

[lovecraft68]

1. I do not troll Lovecraft. Lovecraft trolls me. Recheck the boards. Every altercation that has developed was because Lovecraft jumped on my head on the forum out of the blue and swiftboated me. Feel free to check it out. If Lovecraft didn't do that, there would be none of these altercations on the forum. So, Lovecraft is the one you need to talk to. He's the one obsessed to "get me" here.

2. I responded to the favorited business on another thread. Until a few months ago there was no way other than to make the top 250 list to know how many had favorited you as an author (or your stories for that matter) without going through the 50,000-plus authors and reviewing the lists on their profile (which you can still do to get a base count). Recently the system was updated so that you were notified for 30 days who had favorited you as an author, who had favorited one of your stories, and that a comment had been appended to one of your stories. If you aren't on the top 250 list, you have to keep manual records of these yourself now, though, as they age out after 30 days. Perhaps in the next enhancement, the favorited author score will be indexed to the author's name.

"Swiftboating" is that your new word? The latest thing you googled the meaning of and fell in love with?

Google is your friend is it not? That's where all of your alleged knowledge does come from after all.

Why don't you tell Cruel to look at all your threads? especially the ones in the editors forum. You always start out fairly civil until someone disagrees with you, even if they do so politely. You make another point and if they continue to debate you, out comes your holier than thou, I know everything you know nothing bullshit.

You are so small minded you cannot even tolerate thinking someone does not agree with your opinion which you think is always right that is the start of every feud you have here.

Someone has the audacity to think for themselves and not listen to whatever tid bit you copy/pasted off of some website and pretend is your own response

You really should start surfing the General board you would fit in over there, that is until someone made you cry.

People are onto you old man, you should just learn to shut up once in awhile

 

[PayDay]

So, write a giggly story about it. You said you could. You're obviously finding it entertaining--and want it to continue.

I'm afraid I missed any of this kissing you say we do. Our pattern is that I post to a thread and Lovecraft drops in on my head with hate mail.

Awwwww... you're one of my readers. Thanks!

 

[lovecraft68]

Awwwww... you're one of my readers. Thanks!

Awww man! Now I am jealous!

 

[sr71plt]

Awwwww... you're one of my readers. Thanks!

I certainly will be if you write the story you posted that you "could" write.

 

[sr71plt]

Sure, Cruel2BKind, read all of the threads (I rather think you already have, though). I think they are quite revealing.

 

[lovecraft68]

Sure, Cruel2BKind, read all of the threads (I rather think you already have, though). I think they are quite revealing.

They reveal you have no personality, sense of humor, care nothing for others situations and only acknowledge your own existence.

A conversation with Pilot,

Well enough about me, what about you? What do you think about me?"

All consistent traits of someone who is a delusional narcissist.

Also 2 of the top fantasies associated with delusional behavior and compulsive lying disorders are......

Fighter pilot and secret agent/spy.

Yeah, its amazing what you pick up when you're married to a woman with a degree in psychology. She's profiled you for fun, but unlike me is too classy to ever make a production over. Her and her damn laid back nature.

 

[sr71plt]

I'll trust Cruel2BKind to draw his/her own conclusions rather than spoonfeeding him obsessional jealousies. I trust your "wife" (quite possibly just one of your alts) has profiled you too and filed a restraining order.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

It's far from complete, and depends a lot upon how active you are, but one way you can discover some of the people who have favorited you beyond the 30 day barrier is to use this Google query:

Darkniciad "authors that this member enjoys" site:literotica.com

Naturally, you would replace my name with your author name.

The quote marks are important, because Google only searches for that exact string of words, which only appears on member favorite listings. There's no spaces in site:literotica.com either.

Just copy/paste and change the name. That way you know you won't mess it up.

Thank you!! I'll try that now!

 

[lovecraft68]

I'll trust Cruel2BKind to draw his/her own conclusions rather than spoonfeeding him obsessional jealousies. I trust your "wife" (quite possibly just one of your alts) has profiled you too and filed a restraining order.

Nope no alt. I do have one however, but I never use it in the Ah only on the BDSM/Fetish threads.

And yes she has profiled me. No restraining orders though, she likes it rough.

Oh by the way, her aunt was a member of the office staff of a very prominent MA Politician for close to 25 years. Because of that she got some pretty good ins including working with the Ma State Troopers and got to work with some FBI pro filers.

Why would I bring that up? Simply because one of the first things that she keyed in on with you, and honestly it is common sense. Is that no one who was ever in an intelligence capacity runs around and tells everyone they were, no one.

Many have family members who never knew what they did. There is also a very certain mind set /type chosen for that type of work and you don;t have it pal.

No former operative would ever run around on an internet site and claim to have worked for the CIA or still work for the Government and risk their job or safety on a site where someone with tech skill and coding know how (like say Dark for instance) could easily hone in on who you really are.

Fraud Pilot, pure fraud. The extent of your espionage career was spying on guys dicks in the shower room and you know it.

So does everyone else.

You make me smile every time you mention it.

 

[lovecraft68]

Thank you!! I'll try that now!

It does work. As I said earlier, the first time I tried it, I left out the quote marks it worked this morning.

 

[sr71plt]

"No former operative would ever run around on an internet site and claim to have worked for the CIA or still work for the Government and risk their job or safety on a site where someone with tech skill and coding know how (like say Dark for instance) could easily hone in on who you really are."


I take it your warehouse is in the mid-West somewhere remote, because this shows what your alt knows about the intelligence agencies. (Go look in the obituary sections of the Washington Post over a week. You'll see three or four CIA--and other intell agency--obits over that period. After you're retired, there's no stipulations for most of us).

Or better yet, I vetted with Mistress Lynn on this forum. My connection with the Agency is listed in my public resume. Check with her. (I know, I know, it's sooo distressing to have reality thrown in your face on something you can actually check out to deep six some of your innuendo.)

Although I don't know why I point this out--other than it illustrates what a yokel you are.

While you're at it prove that you claimed "wife" isn't just you for blowing your own horn purposes.

Why don't you just pack it in? We all know how abusive and obsessed with and jealous of me you are. I'm not going to deny my past just because you haven't had one.