Things a Dom/me should NEVER day to Their sub

[MissTaken]

"Please, sign here is triplicate. It is nothing special, just a little document releasing me from liability in the event of death or dismemberment."

 

[Ebonyfire]

hehehe!

"Please, sign here is triplicate. It is nothing special, just a little document releasing me from liability in the event of death or dismemberment."

That is a good one!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Get in the car. We need to go and sign the new will.

Eb

 

[SierraMoon]

"I don't want to really hurt any animals that i shoot at, so get over there, on hands and knees, and let me try this BB gun out on you first... and tell me how much it hurts"

 

[MissTaken]

"It works in the movies"

 

[monster666]

"Shut up. You can have new teeth screwed in later, puss."

 

[artful]

"You want me to do WHAT????????"

 

[SexySusan]

"You already had that when you came here, right?"

 

[Guest]

Errrrrr ... wonder how you turn this thing off?

 

[WillowPuss]

(Sorry folks - that was me ... teach me to check first eh?)

 

[WillowPuss]

Oh bugger ... I've run out of rope - just hang on a sec ..........

 

[Odin21]

Where's my watch ? I was wearing it before

 

[SexySusan]

"Don't freak out now ..."

 

[MissTaken]

"My last sub only spent five days in hospital when this happened."

 

[Daddyslilpet]

"Awwww...Come on.....Please co-operate."

 

[P. B. Walker]

"Now the Boyscouts Handbook said if I just pull this one rope, all the knots will come out... but it's not working... shit... uhhmm... hold on... I forgot to read this other chapter it says to read... "

 

[SexySusan]

"What do you mean, you wanted to tell me there is no second key but you were gagged?"

 

[WillowPuss]

Are your legs normally that blue colour?

 

[Quint]

Anything in the white trash accent he adopts sometimes when OOC.

Or the gansta accent.

Or the pirate accent.

 

[SexySusan]

"I've never actually done this before so hold very still ..."

"How much voltage is deadly?"

"That can't be right."

 

[MissTaken]

"This worked with momma!"

 

[Rocket88]

I'll have to ask my mother.

 

[sunnii]

(as you lay hogtied with a ball gag in your mouth)





I think...............


I'm having........................


A................


Heart Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



THUD.

 

[MissTaken]

(as you lay hogtied with a ball gag in your mouth)





I think...............


I'm having........................


A................


Heart Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



THUD.

*evil laugh*

Imagine trying to explain that one!

 

[MissTaken]

"Geoffrey Dalmer was my idol. Poor misunderstood chap!"