Things a Dom/me should NEVER day to Their sub

[Rocket88]

It puts the lotion on the skin
or else it gets the hose again.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

"Your health insurance is up to date....right?"

 

[P. B. Walker]

"You know... I could easily get rid of that wart on your back with my trusty scalpel... it's up to you." <evil laugh>

 

[Daddyslilpet]

"You know... I could easily get rid of that wart on your back with my trusty scalpel... it's up to you." <evil laugh>

OMG.....LMAO

dixi

 

[Desdemona]

It puts the lotion on the skin
or else it gets the hose again.

OMG!! LMAO.

 

[Unity]

I have to share a few...

(as he has someone bare assed and is giving them spankings)
"say, is that a keg in your back pocket? because I wana tap that ass!"

in the little kid voice as he's coming close to sexual zone:
"what's that? does it hurt when I touch it?"
or just "eww.. that's gross"

more to come.....

 

[perks]

no, really, what was that safe word again? psych!

 

[Rocket88]

OMG!! LMAO.

At least somebody go it.

And i'm glad it was Desdemona.

 

[P. B. Walker]

At least somebody go it.

And i'm glad it was Desdemona.

I actually got it too.. and laughed my ass off. I think you had to see the movie to get that one. But, I tell ya, great reference... obscure, but damn funny.

- PBW

 

[SexySusan]

It puts the lotion on the skin
or else it gets the hose again.

I got it too ...

<<pout>>

I was just torn between laughter and that gruesome picture of the naked and dirty chick your comment evoked ...

 

[WickedEve]

Oops. Just realized there's another thread on what subs should never say. lol So, I'm taking my little sayings and moving them.

Before I go... I'd hate to hear a Dom say, "Why don't you be in control. I need a break."

 

[WriterDom]

Now that I have you all tied up, is chain saw play one of your hard limits?

 

[Quint]

I dunno, um, just kind of DO something with that! Geez, do I have to make all the decisions around here?

 

[MechaBlade]

"The safe word is 'Ultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism'."

"Too hard? Okay fine, the safe word is the sound of a dying giraffe: Mmmwuah! Mmmwuah!"

 

[artful]

Uhhhmmm,...sorry,...but I have a poor memory. If I forget your safe word, (RED), just holler out RAINBOW,...I catch on quick.

 

[Lilly4]

ROFL

Thanks all,

Just went through this thread and want to thank you all for my laugh of the day.
My favorite was: That can't be right.
I actually heard someone say this once.

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Uhhhmmm,...sorry,...but I have a poor memory. If I forget your safe word, (RED), just holler out RAINBOW,...I catch on quick.

LMAO....Art that one got me....too funny


dixi

 

[MissTaken]

"Dear subbie. For your safe word, how about we use the word "More?"



*smirks*

 

[Daedalus77]

YIKES!!!

It seemed so easy when Conan swung his sword around in the movie.

OR

I couldn't afford the real needles so I bought this really cool stapler.

 

[Quint]

"The safe word is 'Ultrapseudoantidisestablishmentarianism'."

"Too hard? Okay fine, the safe word is the sound of a dying giraffe: Mmmwuah! Mmmwuah!"

Oh god, yes. That's what I've been missing all day. Not enough dying giraffes in the states.

Incidentally, your AV is too sweet. Prefer Sephiroth, but anyone with a sword like that's fine by me. *starry eyes*

 

[Sandia]

Now that you're all tied up... I'd like to introduce a friend of mine... MzChrista...

(It's a joke, sweetie. I hope you see this. )

 

[P. B. Walker]

Now that you're all tied up... I'd like to introduce a friend of mine... MzChrista...

(It's a joke, sweetie. I hope you see this. )

LMAO...

"oh and don't mind that huge strap-on she's wearing... it really doesn't hurt... that much."

<winks>

- PBW

 

[SexySusan]

Now that you're all tied up... I'd like to introduce a friend of mine... MzChrista...

(It's a joke, sweetie. I hope you see this. )

LRRRRH* .... O I just hope she sees this, too. She'd be laughing her ass off as well, I bet.

And thanks for the compliment Lilly4. I'm glad someone enjoyed my silly lines ...

*LRH = Laughing Really Hard

 

[lorddragonwolf]

"is hair supposed to burn like that"
"where is th fire extinguisher"

 

[SexySusan]

this one's for Sandia ...

"Uh oh ... I can cover that up!"