Things a Dom/me should NEVER day to Their sub

[Lilly4]

I thought an instruction sheet came with this.

 

[MsWorthy]

You need a spanking (grinning evilly)..... But, I am too busy right now. Here, take this, and go spank yourself.

*lol, I have actually used this one*

~my sense of humor is one of my greatest attributes~

 

[lilredwolph]

"hmmmmm... i wonder..."

"did i remember to take my lithium today?"

 

[lorddragonwolf]

after chaining the sub to the wall and pulling out a paintball marker you say, "hope you dont mind but my game has been off lately so i need to use you for target practice. here wear this mask."

 

[Desdemona]

dammit

Now I have to clean my new flat screen monitor.

after chaining the sub to the wall and pulling out a paintball marker you say, "hope you dont mind but my game has been off lately so i need to use you for target practice. here wear this mask."

 

[lorddragonwolf]

Re: dammit

Now I have to clean my new flat screen monitor.

sorry about that but i just had to say it.

 

[MsWorthy]

"Honey, I called John. You know, John - the neighbor that you say is a "hunk" and if you weren't married, you would fuck his brains out. Well, anyway, he is coming over to help. He says he has a spare handcuff key and knows how to remove that dildo from your ass."

"I can't imagine how it got it in there so deep."

 

[MsWorthy]

Boy, that one didn't go over too well, huh?

*lol*

 

[Desdemona]

"Honey, I called John. You know, John - the neighbor that you say is a "hunk" and if you weren't married, you would fuck his brains out. Well, anyway, he is coming over to help. He says he has a spare handcuff key and knows how to remove that dildo from your ass."

"I can't imagine how it got it in there so deep."

MsWorthy, that is just evil.

 

[MsWorthy]

*lol* I know Des, forgive me.

 

[Desdemona]

MsW

 

[lorddragonwolf]

found it.

 

[Xelebes]

found it.

That you did.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Lovely Xs ... let's make up something on the fly ...

With a large toy partly buried inside ...

"Let me get my cordless drill so we can REALLY bury that thing."

 

[lorddragonwolf]

Re: Lovely Xs ... let's make up something on the fly ...

With a large toy partly buried inside ...

"Let me get my cordless drill so we can REALLY bury that thing."

thats bad. damn my nose is buring from the coke that tried to come back up when i laughed as i read this.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Don't click the link. Copy and paste into a browser window, or it won't work

While she does this at your request ...

http://www.truly-movies.com/bd/anna2/anna203f.mpg

... start singing "Ebony and Ivory," with all the normal Stevie Wonder body language.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

*after sub is bound and gagged* "Oh Great Cthulhu, I offer this sacrifice unto thee...."

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

*adds chainsaw play to list of hard limits*

Yikes!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

i can think of plenty of fruit without cleavage ...

 

[FreeBloke]

*after sub is bound and gagged* "Oh Great Cthulhu, I offer this sacrifice unto thee...."

Sub is bound tightly, gagged and has a toy in each orifice.

"Um, honey, I thought you said your husband was away for the day?????"

 

[graceanne]

*bump* for laughs