Things a Dom should never say to a submissive

[A Desert Rose]

purrrrrrrrrr

There's plenty of great sex to be had in and on a car! Yes?

 

[Kajira Callista]

There's plenty of great sex to be had in and on a car! Yes?

nods lots

 

[Kajira Callista]

ever leave nipple prints on the hood? (no im not explaining, you would know if you have)

 

[AngelicAssassin]

While in a home occupied by an obedient female canine

Bark bitch!

The resulting cacophony might bring the police to your door, or a dog catcher. If the pyl in question happens to be tied up, the poor slob will get confused and you'll have to bail said pyl out of the dog pound.

 

[A Desert Rose]

ever leave nipple prints on the hood? (no im not explaining, you would know if you have)

LMAO... yes, yes... I know and have.

 

[Kajira Callista]

LMAO... yes, yes... I know and have.

ya know....we are forever hijacking threads.

 

[A Desert Rose]

ya know....we are forever hijacking threads.

Yes and it's reputation we can both be proud of!



HA!

I'm outtttta here, for now!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Yes and it's reputation we can both be proud of!



HA!

I'm outtttta here, for now!

on the pretty toes

 

[AngelicAssassin]

We put the positive clamp here, and the negative here. Quit your whining, i know what i'm doing.

i just watched Young Frankenstein, and have i got a Schwanzstucker for you liebchen.

 

[Kajira Callista]

sneaks outta the thread

 

[SweetDommes]

Relax, I know what I'm doing ... I saw this in that movie the other day ....

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Oh come on, all *real* subs love to be bullwhipped.

 

[Esclava]

Oh come on, all *real* subs love to be bullwhipped.

Is that "bullwhipped" or "bull-sized cock" whipped???

Esclava

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Is that "bullwhipped" or "bull-sized cock" whipped???

Esclava

Either. Which would you prefer?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

said to a long time play mate

(on whom I first practiced cropping and flogging)

"Oops, sorry. I am sure some iodine and bandages will fix that right up"

(I had cut him twice, no control...EEK)

 

[Esclava]

<---closes eyes as they glaze over in desire...

Either. Which would you prefer?

Bullwhipped WITH a bull-sized cock?

Oh my...

Esclava

 

[Esclava]

Said after sub/slave has tried to escape...

"Did you REALLY think you could get away from my flogger that easily? I have a degree in Psychotic Phlogging and your a$$ belongs to ME!"

Esclava

 

[Xelebes]

OW! That one hurt!


[yep... that one will make you go into a panic. Especially when he hasn't even laid a finger on you.]

 

[lorddragonwolf]

ahhh you two just crack me up!

Tell me you don't have pickups... I'm pretty much a height challenged person.

well then ill just get the robe and tie you to the hood of my truck then.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

In Greenbay ...

... you look like meat ...

and i feel like a Packer today.

 

[Richard49]

bump

 

[SweetDommes]

Re: While in a home occupied by an obedient female canine

Bark bitch![/COLOR]

We had an issue with this the other day. Chaos (the dog) was running amuck, but we wanted ghosst to come back to the bedroom ... I yelled "come here bitch" and the dog came back to the bedroom

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: Re: While in a home occupied by an obedient female canine

... and the dog came back to the bedroom

 

[AvaAdore]

Re: In Greenbay ...

... you look like meat ...

and i feel like a Packer today.

How cute. They call them models.

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"Hmm. It seems we're out of lubricant. Sucks for you!"

 

[LadyAndrivete]

To me from my master...

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