Things a Dom should never say to a submissive

[AngelicAssassin]

BOHICA!!!

 

[snowy ciara]

BOHICA!!!

Knowing this came from AA makes me hesitate to ask, cause it's probably something really scary and evil and stuff llike that. But I have to ask..

What's BOHICA?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

What's BOHICA?

Bend Over, Here It Comes Again.

On a different note, i can see FU jumping all over this idea ...

 

[snowy ciara]

I should've known.. lol

I wonder if they use walabies for trips to the convenience store and roos for the supermarket..

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I should've known.. lol

I wonder if they use walabies for trips to the convenience store and roos for the supermarket..

i don't know, but we could probably send you on that dream vacation to FU and find out second hand.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

"Of course it'll fit. If it doesn't, we'll keep banging away until it does."

 

[AngelicAssassin]

"I don't care if you have a cold and can barely breathe. I want to fuck your throat."

 

[snowy ciara]

i don't know, but we could probably send you on that dream vacation to FU and find out second hand.

Right. Somehow I think I'll never see the outside of the hotel room. But if you wanted to finance said trip, I can try to do the research!

 

[ChasingShadowsX]

i think almost everything said in this thread just makes the rush of feelings even greater, most subs excell off humuliation.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

... I can try to do the research!

Make sure you get close-ups of the golden lanceheads.

 

[Betticus]

Re: To me from my master...

"I'm bored, you always do just what I say. Don't you "ever" misbehave?"


"Just because I can't get more than one finger in you because you're swollen doesn't mean you get to be special and skip double penetration."

"I want to try something different today. What's this missionary position thing that people keep on talking about?"



(Just a few which are more hilarious than things dom's should never say).

Okay, I might just get flamed for this but I am curious. Just what the hell is the "Missionary" position?

 

[Betticus]

"Which color of wire goes on the left testicle"?

 

[catalina_francisco]

"Can you take a look at my toe and do whatever you think would be best"....LOL, well I had tried getting him to the doctor for the last few weeks, but stubbornly he wouldn't go.....took one look at the festering, blazing red, swollen toe and thought I could see something solid in it, which he insisted I try and cut out. Hmmmm, thought about the alternative and he definately was still refusing appropriate medical help, so like a good slave, I sterilised what I had available....a nice long needle and tweezers....and began minor surgery with a few deep breathes here and there to steady me. (figured if I stuffed up he would have to go to the doctor!!) I am pleased to say I succeeded in finally removing whatever the foreign object was (pulled it out but I'm not sure what it was), disinfecting the toe thoroughly, and patching it all up again as well as regular checking to make sure it was improving. He was an excellent patient and didn't move at all, despite wanting to scream....lol, I wouldn't move either with a shaky handed slave and a long needle probing my flesh and dabbing at the bloodflow!!

Catalina

 

[AngelicAssassin]

He was an excellent patient and didn't, move at all, despite wanting to scream....lol, I wouldn't move either with a shaky handed slave and a long needle probing my flesh and dabbing at the bloodflow!!

Catalina

kittycat ... you served. That's good enough.

 

[catalina_francisco]

kittycat ... you served. That's good enough.

LOL, and I just finished removing another piece 3 times as big and vertically down into the flesh......seems to have been toenail from an ingrown nail....so now I really know what he is like inside and out......lots of deep breathing and fanning while looking down into the flesh pit!!! But it is definately all out now and just needs to be taped shut to heal.

Catalina

 

[RJMasters]

During a scene

That's not suppose to happen, where is that damn instruction manual...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

You spend too much time posting to Lit

You will change your avatar to

 

[LadyAndrivete]

Re: Re: To me from my master...

Deleted.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Nice try

and the only position recognized by the U.S. Military. lol

but click me pretty much disproves that theory ...

 

[SBroadB9]

Re: Re: Re: To me from my master...

You got me... I'm still trying to figure it out. I think it has something to do with fundamentalist christian attitudes of the early biblical age... and the only position recognized by the U.S. Military. lol

The missionary position got it's name from the missionaries in Hawaii. When they arrived there, the islanders were having a great time, doing each other in all sorts of ways. The missionaries didn't think it was appropriate to have fun, so they made everybody only have sex in the approved, man on top, way. They pretty much ruined this paradise.

 

[LadyAndrivete]

^^^ LOL

 

[LadyAndrivete]

Another thing a dom should never say to a submissive...

"I'm getting a mistress"

 

[shy slave]

"Damn where has that chain disappeared to..."

whist looking deep into said subs pussy

 

[AngelicAssassin]

whist looking deep into said subs pussy

That cat must hack up hellacious hairballs if it swallows chain.

 

[shy slave]

Re: Re: Things a Dom should never say to a submissive

That cat must hack up hellacious hairballs if it swallows chain.

You'd be surprised what a well-trained pussy can swallow