Things that piss you off?

[EJFan]

A delicacy I could never force myself to eat.

that makes two of us. i'm content just eating chicken in place of anything that TASTES like chicken.

 

[Quoll]

A delicacy I could never force myself to eat.

that makes two of us. i'm content just eating chicken in place of anything that TASTES like chicken.

Heathens.

 

[EJFan]

Heathens.

HI QUOLL!!!!

*waves frantically*

 

[Quoll]

HI QUOLL!!!!

*waves frantically*

Evenin' *tips hat*

 

[bobsgirl]

Heathens.

I still shudder when I remember my dad cleaning the bunnies he hunted. Which is why I won't eat it.

 

[EJFan]

I still shudder when I remember my dad cleaning the bunnies he hunted. Which is why I won't eat it.

would you rather have eaten them all dirtied up?

personally, i insist that my food be cleaned.

 

[bobsgirl]

"Cleaning" is sort of a euphemism for what he really did. How graphic do you want me to be?

 

[EJFan]

"Cleaning" is sort of a euphemism for what he really did. How graphic do you want me to be?

depends on if there's stripping involved.

 

[Quoll]

I still shudder when I remember my dad cleaning the bunnies he hunted. Which is why I won't eat it.

If you flick them just right everything flies out in one go.

 

[EJFan]

If you flick them just right everything flies out in one go.

this is also true of my penis, fwiw.

 

[bobsgirl]

depends on if there's stripping involved.

In a manner of speaking. Skinning, actually.

If you flick them just right everything flies out in one go.

*gulp* yuck. Just yuck.




Let's change the subject...

You'll never guess what I did today.

 

[Denae]

Thanks everyone for the good wishes for my grandmother. She was able to get a good night's sleep last night and will be staying in the hospital at least through the weekend. She will probably be transferred to a convalescent facility to help her recover.

She doesn't want me to come over right now which makes me sad, but we'll see. I can be just as stubborn as she is, after all it's in my genes.

So what PMO today? A lovely glass of chardonnay. Just one, because I'm now blitzed. I hate being this much of a lightweight. I'd be a cheap date if I were ever asked.

 

[Denae]

In a manner of speaking. Skinning, actually.




*gulp* yuck. Just yuck.




Let's change the subject...

You'll never guess what I did today.

Okay, I'll play....Swung naked from the chandelier, then slid down the bannister to warm up your hubby's present?


(yep, I'm in one of those moods).

 

[MagicFingers]

Rich lawyer corporations

that are in expensive hi-rise buildings, and that are too CHEAP to validate your parking when you go there at THEIR request to fix something of theirs!

Fuckin' assholes! No wonder people hate them.

 

[SlickTony]

that are in expensive hi-rise buildings, and that are too CHEAP to validate your parking when you go there at THEIR request to fix something of theirs!

Fuckin' assholes! No wonder people hate them.

Anybody that's competent at fixing anything can command a certain amount of power on his own, as I ruefully reflect whenever I have to pay my mechanic to fix my car. I don't mind him setting a high value on his work, especially as if anything goes wrong with his job he sets it right right away. I just wish I could charge as much for my labor.

What I'm getting at, Magic, is that maybe you ought to specify that your parking be validated if you go to any of these places.

Denae, I'm glad your grandmother's going to be OK.

I haven't eaten rabbit for almost 30 years, although when I lived in Louisiana, my husband's kinfolk gave us some squirrels. Frankly, while I'd eat rabbit if it were set before me, it's not a particularly good bargain when I see it in the grocery.

The people who gave us rabbit that time were hunters, and they had beagles. If you were eating rabbit and didn't share with the beagles, they'd get right in front of you and emit a startlingly loud ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!

 

[bobsgirl]

Okay, I'll play....Swung naked from the chandelier, then slid down the bannister to warm up your hubby's present?


(yep, I'm in one of those moods).

LOL There better be lube on that bannister or we'll be talking about friction burns on some sensitive bits.

 

[Denae]

LOL There better be lube on that bannister or we'll be talking about friction burns on some sensitive bits.

LOL. Can we all say wheeeeee

 

[Nightbird]

Seriously, is this even in English?

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=17802391&postcount=29687

 

[Mary Hall]

God i hate it when people type like that, the rest of us can use proper english so everyone else can

 

[Nightbird]

Hi Mary, welcome back.

 

[SlickTony]

Seriously, is this even in English?

https://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=17802391&postcount=29687

I quoted a piece of feedback I got like that and it was suggested that it was some kind of youthful Internet dialect. The person managed to sound more literate than the fellow who wrote me. At least, she seems to exhibit some taste in food.

 

[firefighter02]

Having my best friend tell me that she's in love with me and has this need to have sex with me.... Complete and utter joy in hearing her say that, and then in the same instant realizing that now that it's been said I've got to pick a path to go down and knowing that no matter which I choose, our friendship will never be the same.

 

[EJFan]

my uncle just replaced his 32" tv with a new HD tv. the new one is only 30" and has the widescreen aspect ratio goin' on. because not everything is in the HD format right now he's got some "square" programs to watch on his "rectangular" screen. since, however, the 30" screen is smaller than the 32" screen... and since the old shows have to fit in there and wind up being smaller than they would be on the old 32" tv.

so now he's pissed at the new tv.

 

[Exciteher]

Religious Right Is Pro Cervical Cancer

' Conservative groups, including the influential Family Research Council (FRC), have voiced concerns that immunising young girls against the virus that most regularly causes cervical cancer, Human Papilloma- virus, may lead to sexual promiscuity. "We would oppose any measures to legally require vaccination or to coerce parents into authorising it," wrote the FRC in a recent letter to the US government. "Our primary concern is with the message that would be delivered to nine- to 12-year-olds with the administration of the vaccines. Care must be taken not to communicate that such an intervention makes all sex 'safe'." '

From
http://news.independent.co.uk/business/news/article755931.ece

WHAT THE FUCK???????

I would have reservations about the Fed's forcing this vaccination on anyone also, but on 'consitutional/privacy/individual choice' grounds only... not the "our primary concern" wack job reasoning set forth above.

Oh no..lets keep sex as dangerous as possable so no one will have it...jeez...

 

[Eilan]

Oh no..lets keep sex as dangerous as possable so no one will have it...jeez...

Not only that, but let's punish those who do have unprotected sex by not allowing this vaccine to be readily available. The message seems to be that if a woman chooses to have unprotected sex, then she deserves to get cancer.

I live in an area of the country where the number of women who get cervical cancer is disproportionately high. I'm glad the FDA approved the vaccine, and I'm interested to see what's going to happen next.