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firefighter02 said:
Having my best friend tell me that she's in love with me and has this need to have sex with me.... Complete and utter joy in hearing her say that, and then in the same instant realizing that now that it's been said I've got to pick a path to go down and knowing that no matter which I choose, our friendship will never be the same.
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WPMO is missing one of your rare appearances.

That's fabulous FF Hope the path you choose is full of joy and love ...oh and lots of great sex :D
 
Use a search engine ffs, people who ask "where is blah blah blah" I go to do a search on blah blah blah and it's the first result, lazy fuckers.
 
Pisses me off that shops rarely do my bra size. Not all us big girls are a 34 or 38 ya know.
 
Pisses me off I buy a drink to cool down and quench my thirst then it fucking drops on the floor and half of it goes on the carpet.
 
Oh look Eilan it's a size post about breasts!

Big breasts are a waste of time, it's hips that are important. :D
 
i have such a laundry list about what pisses me off right now that i don't even know where to begin... other than to say:

FUCKING
THINK
MOTHERFUCKER​
 
EJFan said:
i have such a laundry list about what pisses me off right now that i don't even know where to begin... other than to say:

FUCKING
THINK
MOTHERFUCKER​
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{{{{{EJ}}}}} *please don't bite me :eek: *
 
it's actually very simple. we live in a capitalist, democratic society in the US and i'm all in favor of individual choice. i just wish the fuck people would wise up and realize that they're missing out on two important things.

1. we're all in this together and if you don't consider the consequences of your actions on the general public then you're fucking us all because of your stupidity.

2. be responsible for yourself and stop relying on the government to pick up the slack when you fuck up. there's no such thing as a federally funded safety net and you need to solve your own god damned problems rather than forcing the solutions on everyone and at everyone's expense.
 
WPMO? Me, or at least my mind, I've been called up for jury service and the logical part of my mind says that's cool, it could be a very interesting and socially responsible thing to do. The other part of my mind however just wants me to throw up and do whatever I can to get out of it, pointing out to me all the things that will stress me out about it, if this is going on in my mind now after only getting the letter (ok I got it a week ago, denial is a wonderful thing :eek: ) how the hell am I going to be able to pay attention to anything that is going on in court, my mind just doesn't work like that. I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT.
 
quoll said:
WPMO? Me, or at least my mind, I've been called up for jury service and the logical part of my mind says that's cool, it could be a very interesting and socially responsible thing to do. The other part of my mind however just wants me to throw up and do whatever I can to get out of it, pointing out to me all the things that will stress me out about it, if this is going on in my mind now after only getting the letter (ok I got it a week ago, denial is a wonderful thing :eek: ) how the hell am I going to be able to pay attention to anything that is going on in court, my mind just doesn't work like that. I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT.
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george carlin had a fantastic solution to this dilemma. he said, "when you go in for jury duty tell the judge you'd make a fantastic juror because you can spot a guilty person just like THAT (snap fingers)."
 
EJFan said:
george carlin had a fantastic solution to this dilemma. he said, "when you go in for jury duty tell the judge you'd make a fantastic juror because you can spot a guilty person just like THAT (snap fingers)."
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:D Or wave to the defendant and say "I had a great time at your party last week, we'll do it again after this is finished."
 
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