Things that piss you off?

[smotherman]

People with no personality or sense of humor, miserable people who never smiles or laughs.

 

[Eilan]

WPMO. . .

I miss the people who used to post here, people who used to actually fucking get my warped sense of humor.

 

[smotherman]

And slow drivers in the fast lane piss me off

 

[Denae]

wrenching my damn back again. I think this is what I will now deal with the rest of my life. Time to purchase stock in a certain pharmaceutical drug.

 

[Mazuri]

WPMO...

people who come into the store, ask if you have a certain item then, AFTER they're told I'm checking the stockroom, ask another employee...and then another! Damn, man, we can't just make the shit appear, have a bit of fucking patience!

Also, the customer who asked if we had item X and, when shown the area they're kept (which is empty), is told we're out and won't restock, goes and gets another employee to ask for the item and is told the SAME DAMN THING! Shit, woman, do you really think I get my jollies off by lying to folks about our stock? I don't CARE enough to lie about it.

 

[starrkers]

WPMO:
Husbands who sit and rave crap I'm not in the slightest bit interested in when they know I'm trying to write. Just fuck off already!

 

[PublicAffection]

Secrets.

 

[smotherman]

People with bad hygiene .

 

[NoLeafClover7]

People who can't hang up their cellphones and drive, order food, or anything else really piss me off. Also the idiots who thinks its perfectly OK to drive 10 under the speed limit on major streets in town irritate me to no end. And I can't stand the idiots who come up to me in the bar district near my college and feel its their duty to tell me just how drunk they are, like they deserve a medal or something.

 

[shysassy]

Men who act so childish.

 

[TBKahuna123]

These damned commercials for the Cloverfield movie. Just show us the monster already, damnit!

 

[tigervixen]

At work, we have prepay pumps and non prepay pumps. (I work at a gas station) The prepays are CLEARLY marked prepay. I don't know if half the population of my town are illiterate fucktards or what, but I'm *always* having to go on the mic and say something to the effect of, "I'm sorry pump #11, that is a prepay or pay at the pump, please either pay with your credit card or come inside and pay your cashier, thank you!"

When all I really want to do is get on there and say, "Hey, pump 11! Learn how to fucking read!"

It happens at LEAST 15x in am 8 hour shift, and most of these people are regular customers! GAH!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

bullying wankers in unecessary 4X4's

 

[geronimo_appleby]

At work, we have prepay pumps and non prepay pumps. (I work at a gas station) The prepays are CLEARLY marked prepay. I don't know if half the population of my town are illiterate fucktards or what, but I'm *always* having to go on the mic and say something to the effect of, "I'm sorry pump #11, that is a prepay or pay at the pump, please either pay with your credit card or come inside and pay your cashier, thank you!"

When all I really want to do is get on there and say, "Hey, pump 11! Learn how to fucking read!"

It happens at LEAST 15x in am 8 hour shift, and most of these people are regular customers! GAH!

i would be tempted to take pot shots with an air gun...

erm...

 

[smotherman]

Credit card companies

 

[mendingsoul]

People in a store, that stand there talking to someone else while I wait to get an item off the shelf they're standing in front of. They see me standing there patiently, but don't move.

 

[Bill3250]

People in a store, that stand there talking to someone else while I wait to get an item off the shelf they're standing in front of. They see me standing there patiently, but don't move.

How about someone at the head of a long line who is writing a check?

 

[Bandit58]

How about someone at the head of a long line who is writing a check?

Or someone who can't get their credit card to work

 

[PublicAffection]

Waking up an hour before the alarm goes off.

 

[TBKahuna123]

The New England Patriots. Nuff said.

 

[TBKahuna123]

And the fucking Giants. Man what a shitty day.

 

[KarenDee]

People who use the incorrect words. They don't know the difference between:

There, their, they're
Two, to, too
Hear, here
Are, our
Forth, fourth
Accept, except

And don't get me started on the "I before E except after C" scenario

Listen you fuckwads, we are not talking about difficult words like "somnambulism" or even "reticence" for God's sake. This is basic English grammar from the fourth grade!

 

[Earl]

People who use the incorrect words. They don't know the difference between:

There, their, they're
Two, to, too
Hear, here
Are, our
Forth, fourth
Accept, except

And don't get me started on the "I before E except after C" scenario

Listen you fuckwads, we are not talking about difficult words like "somnambulism" or even "reticence" for God's sake. This is basic English grammar from the fourth grade!

How about axe and ask.

 

[Bandit58]

People who use the incorrect words. They don't know the difference between:

There, their, they're
Two, to, too
Hear, here
Are, our
Forth, fourth
Accept, except

And don't get me started on the "I before E except after C" scenario

Listen you fuckwads, we are not talking about difficult words like "somnambulism" or even "reticence" for God's sake. This is basic English grammar from the fourth grade!

And have you ever thought that some people have a learning disability (dyslexia for instance) and really have problems with the things you've described?

It's not that they're stupid. Their brains just don't work like yours and mine. I know, because Gil is dyslexic. No one picked up on it until I met him in 2004. I've worked with children who have it. Please try to be a bit more tolerant!

 

[done_got_old]

People who use the incorrect words. They don't know the difference between:

There, their, they're
Two, to, too
Hear, here
Are, our
Forth, fourth
Accept, except

And don't get me started on the "I before E except after C" scenario

Listen you fuckwads, we are not talking about difficult words like "somnambulism" or even "reticence" for God's sake. This is basic English grammar from the fourth grade!

If this was my classroom I'd agree with you. However, this is the Internet and those things just don't matter here.