things that sound incriminating but aren't...

[Verbiwhore]

A well meaning American colleague recently pointed out to me that my fanny was dusty, that means something totally different here in the U.K.

 

[Guest]

 

[silverwhisper]

in the UK, "fanny" refers to the front part of a woman, rather than the back.

ed

 

[Guest]

 

[Verbiwhore]

please share with us....what does it mean?

Slilverwhisper has it on the button, an English girl's fanny is her pussy.... It had been a little while since I had had any attention, but to infer there may be cobwebs was quite personal.

 

[bobsgirl]

Slilverwhisper has it on the button, an English girl's fanny is her pussy.... It had been a little while since I had had any attention, but to infer there may be cobwebs was quite personal.

Tiime to get out the feather duster?

 

[Verbiwhore]

Tiime to get out the feather duster?

Yup, but there are always those nooks you just can't reach on your own.

 

[Quoll]

I remember reading about an Englishman who was confused about a sign in an Australian boarding house "Please don't stick things to the walls with Durex."


Durex was a brand of sticky tape.

 

[bobsgirl]

Yup, but there are always those nooks you just can't reach on your own.

I had forgotten about that. It's been a while since my nooks have been reached.

 

[Verbiwhore]

I remember reading about a sign in an English boarding house "Please don't stick things to the walls with Durex."

People need to be told this?

 

[Athenea]

One of my best friends back in High School was named Estefania, nicknamed Fanny (a pretty common nickname here in Spain). A couple years ago we both went on a student exchange to Cambridge, and when we were having lunch my English hostess sat next to me and I noticed she used the same perfume my friend did, so I said "Hey! You smell like Fanny!"

 

[Quoll]

People need to be told this?

Ok I may have got that somewhat mixed up, let me go edit it.

 

[Verbiwhore]

Ok I may have got that somewhat mixed up, let me go edit it.

No you didn't it's a brand of Sellotape, if you use it on paintwork it leaves marks.

 

[Quoll]

One of my best friends back in High School was named Estefania, nicknamed Fanny (a pretty common nickname here in Spain). A couple years ago we both went on a student exchange to Cambridge, and when we were having lunch my English hostess sat next to me and I noticed she used the same perfume my friend did, so I said "Hey! You smell like Fanny!"

Eau de twat?

 

[Quoll]

No you didn't it's a brand of Sellotape, if you use it on paintwork it leaves marks.

Grr, so I edited (correctly) for no reason, you made me think, not good, late night last night, please stop.

 

[bobsgirl]

One of my best friends back in High School was named Estefania, nicknamed Fanny (a pretty common nickname here in Spain). A couple years ago we both went on a student exchange to Cambridge, and when we were having lunch my English hostess sat next to me and I noticed she used the same perfume my friend did, so I said "Hey! You smell like Fanny!"

Athenea, that made me laugh!

Welcome to Lit.

 

[Verbiwhore]

Grr, so I edited (correctly) for no reason, you made me think, not good, late night last night, please stop.

Oh I am so sorry baby, you have enough on your mind without having to work out what I am saying.
Quoll is a genius and I made him look bad, as a punishment i will go to the general board tell them I am new and I would like to make friends.

 

[Verbiwhore]

Athenea, that made me laugh!

Welcome to Lit.

*waves*
Welcome funny girl.

 

[Quoll]

Oh I am so sorry baby, you have enough on your mind without having to work out what I am saying.
Quoll is a genius and I made him look bad, as a punishment i will go to the general board tell them I am new and I would like to make friends.

Bwahahahahahahaha.
Don't forget to whine about how mean they are to no0bs, they love that stuff.

 

[Athenea]

*waves*
Welcome funny girl.

*waves back* Thank you both for the welcome!

 

[bobsgirl]

Oh I am so sorry baby, you have enough on your mind without having to work out what I am saying.
Quoll is a genius and I made him look bad, as a punishment i will go to the general board tell them I am new and I would like to make friends.

*takes Verbi by the hand* Come on, Verbi, I'll go with you and beat up anybody who's mean to you.

 

[bobsgirl]

Bwahahahahahahaha.
Don't forget to whine about how mean they are to no0bs, they love that stuff.

Yes, and tell them DollParts is a particular favorite of yours, and how mean they are to her.

 

[Verbiwhore]

*takes Verbi by the hand* Come on, Verbi, I'll go with you and beat up anybody who's mean to you.

You and me honey, we could take over the world not just the GB, *tries to remember theme tune to Thelma and Louise.*
I think they would be genuinely interested in my weight problem tho.

 

[Quoll]

*waves back* Thank you both for the welcome!

Make that three, welcome.



Nobody laughed at my joke *cries* where's the validation people.

 

[Verbiwhore]

Make that three, welcome.
Nobody laughed at my joke *cries* where's the validation people.

Quoll is not only a genius, but also one of the funniest people ever either alive or dead, I am humbled by his very presence.