things that sound incriminating but aren't...

[TBKahuna123]

OK, for over a decade I've dealt with having a father in law named Dick. But this weekend was the only time I've ever let it get the better of me. I heard this thump and my wife say, What happened. From the next room I hear my mother in law say," Dick just hit his head."

I had to leave the house.

 

[TBKahuna123]

At a bowling alley today
"Awe, my balls all greasy."

Ah yes. I was bowling just the other day and it was full of ball humor. First it was my comment that I always wipe down my balls(I use two) before every throw. Then, it was commenting that my wrist was killing me because my 16 pound balls are too heavy for me. It all degraded from there.

And yes, alcohol was involved.

 

[Eilan]

OK, for over a decade I've dealt with having a father in law named Dick. But this weekend was the only time I've ever let it get the better of me. I heard this thump and my wife say, What happened. From the next room I hear my mother in law say," Dick just hit his head."

I had to leave the house.

My mom once transcribed a clinic note in which the doctor said of the patient's ex-husband, "Unfortunately, Dick still hangs around."

 

[Sarojaede]

Said by my husband as he was describing a strategy in an online game: "Yes, we are playing the between the sacks game."

 

[TBKahuna123]

So I was putting the wife's birthday present in her car last night and I said, "close your eyes and open your trunk." Now THAT is a line I think I'll use again some time!

 

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