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I was just going to say that. I feel so very cliche now.



LMAO I would suggest a quit smoking thread, but what are the chances we'd all be ready to quit at the same time. I'd like to quit. Did I tell you about my smoking cessation method? All I need is a male participant to give me something better to suck on...

Oh I doubt you feel very cliche.

Well I can say from personal experience that if I'd tried to hold off going to buy a new pack, and I do it for a long time, that need takes a noticeable shift to Other Places. So I think there is a connection for sure.
 
I think I should market my smoking cessation method.. of course, it is best suited for straight women & gay men...
 
I dare say that as badly as smokers are treated these days, I would hope you would come up with something grand for smokers...

While I was on my vacation, I wasn't even allowed to smoke on the balcony. There was a small smoking area on the ground floor outside near the parking lot. My daughter or youngest son would go all the way there several times a day with me. (Remember, we were up in the penthouse! We had to go on a 17-floor journey every time I wanted to smoke!)

The one I don't get is not being allowed to smoke in some bars. That just makes no sense. Bartender sets a beer or whiskey on the bar, and you can't fire up a marlboro? I just don't get that. It's fucked up.
 
The one I don't get is not being allowed to smoke in some bars. That just makes no sense. Bartender sets a beer or whiskey on the bar, and you can't fire up a marlboro? I just don't get that. It's fucked up.

agreed. I don't drink any more due to my meds, but when I did drink like a fish, I always smoked at the same time. So now what? You have to drink, then go outside and smoke one, then go back inside and drink some more, then go outside... That's just fucked up.
 
So from prior partial experiments I'm pretty sure if I really did stop the cigs: I would frequently be mounting the missus and when not mounting the missus would be masturbating. Not much else. Not much writing. Maybe toss off a paragraphical ramble between the mounting and the masturbating. It fits really, come to think of it.
 
I don't think that quitting smoking would have that effect on me. I am pretty sure I would need to get more meds from my pdoc if I tried to quit smoking. That was a conversation he and I had once. I don't have any meds for anxiety. I smoke. He told me to keep smoking. LOL
 
agreed. I don't drink any more due to my meds, but when I did drink like a fish, I always smoked at the same time. So now what? You have to drink, then go outside and smoke one, then go back inside and drink some more, then go outside... That's just fucked up.

I'd love to be a bartender of my own bar... not a fancy busy one, more of a quiet casual one. Of course I'm sure there's headaches I'm not thinking of. Bars can be breeding ground for gloom.
 
I am down to the last one in this pack. By the time I smoke it the store will be closed. I will go to bed. Come morning I will see how long I can hold off going to the store for a new pack. I will come here and publicize the progress report. Hourly?
 
Sounds good.

I have 13 cigs left before a run to the store is necessary. I was debating whether I should try to go without after I am done with these. Unfortunately, my PTSD has been horrible, so I doubt this is a good time to try. Though, my cough probably would make it easier. hmmm...

will have to sleep on that.
goodnight

ETA:

okay, 12 left..
then, i'm going to bed...
lol
 
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I had to pay $15 copay for the pain medicine for my Segway accident headaches.
Fortunately, been several years since I've had another prescription, although do buy and use OTC aspirin and equivalent. I completely stay away from the alcohol since I'm a recovering alcoholic and also, with the prescriptions fortunate that not an addict as well. Or at least not to those types of drugs - nicotine and most likely caffeine for sure. May quit smoking one of these years, but ... So far I seem to be able to get thru colds OK. Will pay $10 for a flu shot next month, not sure if H1N1 as well or just regular.

The pain pills I have are supposed to be addictive if you take to many or too long but there's no way I could ever be addicted to them they taste disgustingggggg and I only take them when I really have to!

I'd love to be a bartender of my own bar... not a fancy busy one, more of a quiet casual one. Of course I'm sure there's headaches I'm not thinking of. Bars can be breeding ground for gloom.

Over here you can be prosecuted for smoking in your own bar after hours ..... one landlord had just that happen!

Actually I know how to stop anyone smoking though it is a bit drastic did you know it is physically impossible to smoke when you have hiccoughs (hiccups) sooooooo make everyone hic!

I didn't smoke the whole time I was in hospital didn't even want one ...... you would think that would have been enough to stop me but as soon as I got back on this computer (where I do most of my smoking) I started to crave again. Ron had got rid of all the cigs and I had to rant and rave at him to get me some more. Poor guy finally caved in!
 
I just wrote a poem I was very proud of and accidently deleted it before I had it saved! aghhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!
 
I just wrote a poem I was very proud of and accidently deleted it before I had it saved aghhhhhhhhhhhh !
 
The pain pills I have are supposed to be addictive if you take to many or too long but there's no way I could ever be addicted to them they taste disgustingggggg and I only take them when I really have to!



Over here you can be prosecuted for smoking in your own bar after hours ..... one landlord had just that happen!

Actually I know how to stop anyone smoking though it is a bit drastic did you know it is physically impossible to smoke when you have hiccoughs (hiccups) sooooooo make everyone hic!

I didn't smoke the whole time I was in hospital didn't even want one ...... you would think that would have been enough to stop me but as soon as I got back on this computer (where I do most of my smoking) I started to crave again. Ron had got rid of all the cigs and I had to rant and rave at him to get me some more. Poor guy finally caved in!


Mine are also supposed to be addictive, but I am able to take them as prescribed. Getting better, because earlier on I'd supplement with 'tylenol' (aspirin and ibuprhophin not supposed to be good for my issue).
When I was in the hospital a few years back I too had quit. But then the doctor told me I had to keep on having that catheter stuck up there - I changed my mind and took up smoking again.
Had a non-smoking hotel room on Chicago vacation - had to go downstairs (just like at work) to smoke & not sheltered from wind or rain!
 
Mine are also supposed to be addictive, but I am able to take them as prescribed. Getting better, because earlier on I'd supplement with 'tylenol' (aspirin and ibuprhophin not supposed to be good for my issue).
When I was in the hospital a few years back I too had quit. But then the doctor told me I had to keep on having that catheter stuck up there - I changed my mind and took up smoking again.
Had a non-smoking hotel room on Chicago vacation - had to go downstairs (just like at work) to smoke & not sheltered from wind or rain!

Don't know what Tylenol is will have to google it perhaps its called something different over here. The ones I have are Codeine Phosphate only available on prescription, I find they work better than Morphine which doesn't take the pain away but puts me on such a high I don't care!!
 
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'Tylenor' is a brand name for acetaminphen (sp?). My prescription stuff has that and also hydrocodone (some sort of opiate). Doesn't get me high or make me particularly drowsy, but does help with pain.
 
Once when I was given morphine I fell out of bed and lay on the floor giggling! For some reason most painkillers don't work for me which is a right pig!
 
Well I fucked up. Buckled. Went to the store. No progress report to report today. Sorry.

That's fucked up about not even being able to smoke in your own bar after hours. That's nuts. Nuts nuts nuts nuts. Rules are indeed ravaging this wonderful world.
 
We bought loads of cigs cheapo in Gibraltar trouble is the more we have the more I seem to smoke'em and as for rule makers over here we have a name 'jobs worth' as in 'oh it's more than my job's worth to let you do that'. These type of persons make very good traffic wardens
 
Always struggled with accepting the reality that there are actually people in the world who feel it is their duty and have nothing better to do with their energies than to butt their noses into the personal private affairs and behaviors of others. Making issues out of non-issues. What a way to waste a beautiful day.

I mean, to me seems obvious:
- don't fuck with kids
- don't go around killing and raping and stealing
- don't kick puppies
Other than that, one's personal habits or pursuits be nobody's fucking business. Seems plain enough to me.
Well I'm gonna go break some writing rules.

here, here!

Let's form a coalition to weed extra laws and rules from the books. One I would like to see erased is whatever law here in my town that allows the city's safety inspectors to go around measuring people's grass with a ruler and fining them if they find a weed or grass over 12". To me, that is a total waste of taxpayer dollars to pay someone's salary to go around harrassing homeowners about their grass or weeds. Who the fuck cares???

Another rule in my town is often featured on those lists of bizarre laws-- It is illegal to walk a chicken on a leash in my town.
Personally, that's something I want to see. Yes, I think it would be a fine thing to see someone walking their chicken. LOL

Isn't it illegal to hunt whales in one of the landlocked states? Now, that is just too funny. That law has to stay.
 
here, here!

Let's form a coalition to weed extra laws and rules from the books. One I would like to see erased is whatever law here in my town that allows the city's safety inspectors to go around measuring people's grass with a ruler and fining them if they find a weed or grass over 12". To me, that is a total waste of taxpayer dollars to pay someone's salary to go around harrassing homeowners about their grass or weeds. Who the fuck cares???

Another rule in my town is often featured on those lists of bizarre laws-- It is illegal to walk a chicken on a leash in my town.
Personally, that's something I want to see. Yes, I think it would be a fine thing to see someone walking their chicken. LOL

Isn't it illegal to hunt whales in one of the landlocked states? Now, that is just too funny. That law has to stay.

Yeah.
I'd like to counsel them: "C'mon, there's gotta be a better way to use your time and talents in sacrificial service to humankind."
 
here, here!

Let's form a coalition to weed extra laws and rules from the books. One I would like to see erased is whatever law here in my town that allows the city's safety inspectors to go around measuring people's grass with a ruler and fining them if they find a weed or grass over 12". To me, that is a total waste of taxpayer dollars to pay someone's salary to go around harrassing homeowners about their grass or weeds. Who the fuck cares???

Another rule in my town is often featured on those lists of bizarre laws-- It is illegal to walk a chicken on a leash in my town.
Personally, that's something I want to see. Yes, I think it would be a fine thing to see someone walking their chicken. LOL

Isn't it illegal to hunt whales in one of the landlocked states? Now, that is just too funny. That law has to stay.

They'd have a field day (pardon the pun) in my garden then I deliberately let weeds grow if they are pretty and what about ornamental grasses they are supposed to be tall? What if they can't tell the difference? Years ago (differnce house/garden/ husband) the lawn got so long cos the lazy bugger wouldn't cut it that when I let a litter of puppies out one day I kept losing them in the grass!
 
Well, if I can't get a ride to the store soon, I will involuntarily be quitting smoking.
 
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