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[Quint]

Oh Fraulein, a little service over here!

*arrives in cute little maid outfit* Heard you've been looking for a little help keeping this place running smoothly! And if you weren't, it's only because these high-maintenance little subbies were driving you to distraction and so hiring help didn't even occur. It's okay. As a Grade A Submissive, I have the following job qualifications, which you may review at your leisure:

A knack for knowing just what needs to be done, such as applying here without specifically being asked. Comes in handy with the small details, leaving YOU free to rtake liberties with--um, supervise the staff.

A team spirit, always willing to put others' pleasure before my own, if I even get it at all! Will work for the sheer pleasure of doing so. No dental plan, even.

An extremely adorable wardrobe, consisting entirely of little useless frilly things that can be pushed out of the way for the easiest of easy access.

So, whaddya say, Dread Taskmaster? Feel like propping up your feet on a lacily-clad little table and taking a break from running this place?

 

[Lancecastor]

Quint...

...you're a godsend.

Yes, please do make yourself useful, won't you?

I'll be in the defriefing room with a scotch, reviewing my portfolio.

"Portfolio! Turn on the spa in the debriefing room and join me, please."

Lance

 

[A Desert Rose]

think I will be going to mass?

All this "God" talk is making me think I should genuflect. Oh and I've always been pretty good at that, too.

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: think I will be going to mass?

All this "God" talk is making me think I should genuflect. Oh and I've always been pretty good at that, too.

Given the genesis of the thread, I'm just covering my bases.

But yes, kneeling is good.

Lance

 

[Persephone36]

Re: Oh such bother.

The PPSSS wing is *such* a bother!

Methinks that unless the Guests in that wing learn to behave like those in the larger, more luxurious Submissive wing, that the Lance Castor Foundation could re-think its' policy on waywards without clear submissive tendencies.

Be that as it may.....you may join Maximillian and Des....but just for this evening.

Basil

I thought this was supposed to be a spa for "wayward" subs...isn't there supposed to a be a little retraining going on here?

Now maybe I've misunderstood -- I've misplaced the brochure...what goes on in the PPSSS wing again? As opposed to the "larger, more luxurious" submissive wing?

Just what was the ministering we're receiving here supposed to be giving us? A break from it all? Utter relaxation? Granted -- I am *exhausted* from all that topping from the bottom but...

Persephone "too tired to make up another quote"

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Oh such bother.

So many questions. So little compliance.

How do you expect to get your pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Lance " Firm, but Fair" Castor

I thought this was supposed to be a spa for "wayward" subs...isn't there supposed to a be a little retraining going on here?

Now maybe I've misunderstood -- I've misplaced the brochure...what goes on in the PPSSS wing again? As opposed to the "larger, more luxurious" submissive wing?

Just what was the ministering we're receiving here supposed to be giving us? A break from it all? Utter relaxation? Granted -- I am *exhausted* from all that topping from the bottom but...

Persephone "too tired to make up another quote"

 

[Quint]

"Ooh, I always wanted to be Alpha Sub!"

(That's what your average sub might have said in my position, but given that I'm a Grade A Submissive, I am properly meek and humble in my new exalted role as Queen Bitch Sub.)

Do I sense an uppity pseudoswitchyPerseysub in these parts? (Hmm, let's see, what would T do in this situation?) *tries to give Persephone The Look, but it comes out more as an evil eye* Oh, drat.

Um, go back to your room and think about what you've done! And no cookies!

*retreats to regroup* Whew, being a firm-yet-compliant server is tough stuff!

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: "Ooh, I always wanted to be Alpha Sub!"

You're doing famously well. Thank you.

You've earned a visit to the debriefing room.

Cocktail?

Lance

(That's what your average sub might have said in my position, but given that I'm a Grade A Submissive, I am properly meek and humble in my new exalted role as Queen Bitch Sub.)

Do I sense an uppity pseudoswitchyPerseysub in these parts? (Hmm, let's see, what would T do in this situation?) *tries to give Persephone The Look, but it comes out more as an evil eye* Oh, drat.

Um, go back to your room and think about what you've done! And no cookies!

*retreats to regroup* Whew, being a firm-yet-compliant server is tough stuff!

 

[Persephone36]

Re: "Ooh, I always wanted to be Alpha Sub!"

[B
Um, go back to your room and think about what you've done! And no cookies!

*retreats to regroup* Whew, being a firm-yet-compliant server is tough stuff! [/B]

Aw! Okay, jeez no pudding without meat and now no cookies.

Okay Quint -- whatever you say.




(Psssst, how'd I do Quint, Ms. Alpha Sub?)

Persephone "Trying to Mend her Ways Before Her Dom Gets Back on the BDSM board tomorrow"

 

[Quint]

You're doing famously well. Thank you.

You've earned a visit to the debriefing room.

Cocktail?

Lance

Nothing like loading up the underage hired help with alcohol! But who am I to say no? I'm submissive! Bring on the cocktails!

Umm, is this the debriefing room? Is it supposed to be this dark in here?

 

[Quint]

Aw! Okay, jeez no pudding without meat and now no cookies.

Okay Quint -- whatever you say.




(Psssst, how'd I do Quint, Ms. Alpha Sub?)

Persephone "Trying to Mend her Ways Before Her Dom Gets Back on the BDSM board tomorrow"

Much better! We'll make a lovely, sexually-oriented woman out of you yet. Now, how that orientation goes is a matter for another day. Don't think that a little self-denial gets you into the Deluxe Submissive Suites, missy! Even Doms can hold back...they just don't!

(Don't worry, I'll swipe you a drink....you're gonna need it! Plus I think I've had enough...)

Edited to say: by "lovely [and] sexually-oriented," I of course meant a Contributing Member of Society, Another Saved Soul thanks to Lancecastor's Home for Wayward Subs! *big cheesy grin for the camera*

 

[Lancecastor]

You aren't underage...

....here, Quint. The Home's jurisdiction has a drinking age of 19.

Perhaps a white wine spritzer....here you go.

Yes, it is quite dark in here, just the moon. Your eyes will adjust soon enough.

Be a darling, won't you, and have Portfolio check on Des & Max and let me know what they're up to in the Orientation Chamber when you hear back from her?

Thanks.

Lance

Nothing like loading up the underage hired help with alcohol! But who am I to say no? I'm submissive! Bring on the cocktails!

Umm, is this the debriefing room? Is it supposed to be this dark in here?

 

[Desdemona]

waving hands and tottering on high heels

excuse me, um.... excuse me. My outfit didn't fit and Maximilliam wouldn't let me get another. Is it ok if I just wear this thong and corset set?

 

[Quint]

Re: waving hands and tottering on high heels

excuse me, um.... excuse me. My outfit didn't fit and Maximilliam wouldn't let me get another. Is it ok if I just wear this thong and corset set?

You'll do just fine, dear. Come along...I must inform the Master... *shuffles out to the debriefing room*

Quint "Characteristically Quirky yet Classically Creepy"

 

[Quint]

Breaking character for two thoughts

1.) I almost want to bring this entire thing to the RolePlaying forum, even though it will probably get laughed at there even more than it is here.

2.) Picture a cute nubile young thing in a frilly French Maid outfit limping down the hall, a la Igor, one eye kind of bugged out. Let yourself laugh and go "Quint, Quint, Quint...what the hell are you thinking?"

And now, back to your regularly scheduled silliness.

 

[Desdemona]

*wondering what to do while I wait for tonight's session*

Shrugs... oh well, when in doubt; kneel. There's a nice soft cushion. It should do nicely to protect my tender knees from the cold tile floor. Perhaps its time to cover my bases and pray since I'm not exactly following instructions.

 

[Quint]

The Lit women are sexual muses

Oh, my most Commanding of Commanders, my King of Routine Assignments and God of Trivial Chores:

We have one persnickety pseudosub in bed without cookies and one supple young supplicant in naughty bits of nothing awaiting your pleasure.

This Quality Sub thinks she's going to head over to dinner and see what Max is up to and perhaps check out the other fine facilities Lancecastor's Home for Wayward Submissives has to offer.

Quint "We beat you because we care"

 

[Persephone36]

Re: The Lit women are sexual muses

Quint "We beat you because we care"

(I'm sorry to get out of the tone of the thread here -- but Quint, you are *hysterical* -- I nearly did a spit take all over my keyboard!)

P.

 

[Desdemona]

Re: The Lit women are sexual muses

Oh, my most Commanding of Commanders, my King of Routine Assignments and God of Trivial Chores:

Quint "We beat you because we care"

I nearly spewed ice water over this most apt description of our proprieter of the home for wayward subs.

 

[Persephone36]

Much better! We'll make a lovely, sexually-oriented woman out of you yet. Now, how that orientation goes is a matter for another day. Don't think that a little self-denial gets you into the Deluxe Submissive Suites, missy! Even Doms can hold back...they just don't!

(Don't worry, I'll swipe you a drink....you're gonna need it! Plus I think I've had enough...)

Edited to say: by "lovely [and] sexually-oriented," I of course meant a Contributing Member of Society, Another Saved Soul thanks to Lancecastor's Home for Wayward Subs! *big cheesy grin for the camera*

I think I know a guy who'd be *really* happy to hear that I'm going to be made into a more sub sexually-oriented woman (he already knows I'm erotically oriented 24/7 -- it's the sub part he knows I need work on.)

{Psst...Can you make it a Cosmo Quint? I'm a NYer -- you know how it is, you reach that "Sex in the City" age and you just gotta go with the mixed drinks.}

Persephone "Quietly Lying Submissively in Bed with Nothing on but a Black Sheer lace negligee"

 

[Desdemona]

meanwhile, back in the library....

des, the sub with the short attention span is growing tired of kneeling. Over in the corner is a case filled with very interesting toys. Irresistably pulled by the lure of a vibrator smorgasboard, des leaves her cushion and wanders over to .... to.....

um..... verify that all the batteries are still charged and that the vibrators are in good working order. That's it. des is now in charge of quality control!

 

[Lancecastor]

Yes, Quint, you are right....

....this has gotten a wee bit silly.

And something just doesn't feel right here...can someone just call me "asshole" or "shitbreath" or tell me to "fuck off" a few times?

This started with my new signature line, as inspired by Des (stand up darling) and our friendly missionary, who stopped in last night to remind us all that God loves us.

How I wound up with a compliment of mostly naked lovely submissive (well, mostly submissive) women with charming senses of humour in this gigantic wood and stone Home For Wayward Submissives....particularly given the usual shit kickings I get myself into here if I even say the word *submissive*...is beyond me.

Must be a miracle sent by Jeebus I guess.

At any rate, I suggest we scatter from here or start posting about butt plugs and such.

At any rate, it's nice to see you all.

Lance

 

[Desdemona]

Re: Yes, Quint, you are right....

....this has gotten a wee bit silly.

And something just doesn't feel right here...can someone just call me "asshole" or "shitbreath" or tell me to "fuck off" a few times?

This started with my new signature line, as inspired by Des (stand up darling) and our friendly missionary, who stopped in last night to remind us all that God loves us.

How I wound up with a compliment of mostly naked lovely submissive (well, mostly submissive) women with charming senses of humour in this gigantic wood and stone Home For Wayward Submissives....particularly given the usual shit kickings I get myself into here if I even say the word *submissive*...is beyond me.

Must be a miracle sent by Jeebus I guess.

At any rate, I suggest we scatter from here or start posting about butt plugs and such.

At any rate, it's nice to see you all.

Lance

Hi shitbreath. Nice to see you too.

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: Re: Yes, Quint, you are right....

Hi shitbreath. Nice to see you too.

(laughing) Thanks.

L

 

[Desdemona]

Re: Re: Re: Yes, Quint, you are right....

(laughing) Thanks.

L

We call it southern hospitality. I just wanted you to feel at home and comfy.