to all

[Trainerman]

Thanks Des,

fancy some more?


Dave

And the lord said to Adam....."Come Forth "....but he came fifth so didn't win a prize !!

 

[Desdemona]

Thanks Des,

fancy some more?


Dave

Oh yes please.

 

[Ebonyfire]

And Lo...it came to pass that there were many Domly ones in the land. And they spake and said "we shall take this peace-rules person and apply our nipple clamps and take out our floggers, for the purpose of chastising this ass (!!)".

And having made utterance they did secure this person with many restraints and marveled at the smile that ensued once they had done so. And thus did procede to flog with great vigour...so that 'peace rules' did learn to reach out when the ass is more hurt than the feelings......and say "more please".

ROTFLMAO,

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Eb<putting $10 in the collection plate>

 

[Trainerman]

Oh yes please.

I knew I would regret saying that !!

Okay...I will think whilst I am doing the horses.

In the meantime...as god said to Moses "Keep taking the tablets "


Dave

 

[WillowPuss]

Slipping quietly in at the back and joining the congregation.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Slipping quietly in at the back and joining the congregation.

Willow, My-Sir is quite clever and entertaining. In fact, I asked HIM if HE wished to be known as Deacon Dave or Master Monsignor. That little quip has cost me a few well placed lashes to be added to HIS book for my visit in October.

-kym-

 

[Guest]

Begin each day with the certainty that today is the best day of your life and watch what happens. Lord, I celebrate my life and give thanks for everything because for everything there is a reason.

 

[cymbidia]

Will the congregation please stand? We'll sing hymn # 18...

TURN, TURN, TURN

Chorus:
To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time for every purpose under heaven.

A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep.

A time to build up, a time to break down
A time to dance, a time to mourn
A time to cast away stones
A time to gather stones together.

A time of war, a time of peace
A time of love, a time of hate
A time you may embrace
A time to refrain from embracing.

A time to gain, a time to lose
A time to rend, a time to sew
A time of love, a time of hate
A time of peace. . .I swear it's not too late.

Words from the book of Ecclesiastes
Music and additional words by Pete Seeger (1954)

 

[monster666]

And now, hymn #666

Sympathy For The Devil
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah


(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
(whoo whoo)

I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
Oh Yeah (whoo whoo)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo) ..........

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
(whoo whoo)
Use all your well-learned politesse (whoo whoo)
Or I'll lay your(whoo whoo) soul to waste,(whoo whoo), um yeah
(whoo whoo)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, (whoo whoo) um yeah
(whoo, whoo)
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
(whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo)............

Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)
(whoo whoo, whoo whoo)........
Oh yeah!
(whoo, whoo)
(whoo whoo, whoo, whoo)

Tell me baby,(whoo whoo) what's my name
Tell me honey,(whoo whoo) can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, (whoo whoo) what's my name
I tell you one time, (whoo whoo) you're to blame

Oh, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who (whoo whoo)
Alright (whoo whoo)
Woo, whoo who(whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Oh, yeah (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh yeah, ah whats my name
(whoo whoo)
Tell me, baby, what's my name (whoo whoo)
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name (whoo whoo)

Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Woo, who, who (whoo whoo)
Oh, yeah!
Whoo whoo
Whoo whoo

 

[Desdemona]

Re: And now, hymn #666

Sympathy For The Devil
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)
<snip>
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

LMAO!
You and Cym are killing me here!

 

[Guest]

Today is far too short to visit with all the friend you want to see, to read all that you want to read, to think all that you want to think, to do all that you want to do. Thank You, Lord, for this beautiful day and for the privelege of spending it as I choose. May I spend it wisely.

 

[Guest]

We are partially responsible for every wrong which we had the power to prevent. Lord, grant me the courage to not look the other way when I could make a difference.

 

[Lancecastor]

Lifteth High The Holy Hand Grenade

Lord, please grant Peace Rules the courage to look the other way when crossing the Information Superhighway, so that he/she mayeth be blown to tiny little bits & bytes by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, in thy mercy.

 

[Trainerman]

We are partially responsible for every wrong which we had the power to prevent. Lord, grant me the courage to not look the other way ..............

........In fact, Lord , a blindfold would be rather good if you didn't mind...for thou knowest how that turns me on so much. And if thy appointed Domly ones could bind me very tight the pleasure would be great....if thats ok with you. of course Lord. And Lord...great would be the pleasure of thy servant if many spankings and applications of floggers could be made. Over a long period of time. If you don't mind that is. Please...And if thy Domly ones should see fit to whip my genitals and apply unto them candle wax then yea forsooth surely I would cum..with great vigour...and lots of panting and groaning and surely will I give utterance to the phrase "more...more !"



Lord......what meanest thou..."topping from the bottom ? "

 

[WillowPuss]

Deacon Dave ... thou art a wonder and no mistake!

 

[Trainerman]

Deacon Dave ... thou art a wonder and no mistake!

Yes...people wonder about me all the time...as in "wonder what that is?"

 

[WillowPuss]

Yes...people wonder about me all the time...as in "wonder what that is?"

and as in "wonders will never cease"?



(see! we Brits do have a sense of humour!
somewhere
deep down
honest we do ...)

 

[Desdemona]

Behold

Great was the amusement of the submissive ones watching from afar.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

A message to Deacon Dave's flock..................

Deacon Dave ... thou art a wonder and no mistake!

I have just hung up the phone with Deacon Dave, and HE asked me to relay to all of HIS loyal,perverted flock that HE has taken a short sabitical.

I understand the feeling of loss you feel my fellow diviant souls. As stated in Jerimiah 4.19
Oh, my anguish, my anguish!
I writhe in pain sounds kinky to me
Oh, the agony of my heart!
My heart pounds within me.
I can not keep silent.

No need to gnash your teeth, tear your clothes,spread ashes on your face and hair, or wail out in despair [unless that kind of thing turns you on.....] HE will be returning on Wednesday to continue to enlighten us from HIS pulpit.


In the meantime, HE commands that no one is allowed to sneak out through the narthex. Upon HIS return; the collection plate will be passed for all to contribute. Every one of HIS sheep are expected to dig deep and tithe everything available. HE needs all of the flock's bingo winnings and proceeds from the annual bake sale & rummage sale to fund HIS week long retreat in October to the S.W. of England.

The congregation will be pleased to know during that retreat, Deacon Dave will be administering to the lonely,the lost, and the perverted.

-kym- speaking with tongue. OPPS, I mean...... speaking in tongues

 

[Guest]

There is not one moment that we are separated from God's care unless we choose to be. Lord, You provide for my daily needs and deliver me from evil. You are my refuge.

 

[Guest]

When life seems hard and filled with troubles, look for reasons to be thankful. Lord, Your beautiful presence is always with me.

 

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Re: And now, hymn #666

Sympathy For The Devil
(M. Jagger/K. Richards)

Sympathy for the Devil was written by the front man for Blood Sweat and Tears, NOT Mick Jagger or Keith Richards.

Just thought I'd point that out.

 

[Guest]

The moment of absolute certainty over decisions made never arrives, so make your decision and move on. Lord, grant me wisdom and confidence in making my choices and the ability to recognize when new decisions need to be made.

 

[Guest]

God is calling us to experience peace, satisfaction and joy as we have never experienced. Lord, I will follow You as You lift me to new levels of living.

 

[A Desert Rose]

God is calling us to experience peace, satisfaction and joy as we have never experienced. Lord, I will follow You as You lift me to new levels of living.

Amen and amen....
Rose