To keep the review thread clean...

[WickedEve]

That's a GIRL in Tath's AV?




P.S. - Yours is very tasty WE.

Oh, that's the "before butt" taken this past winter. As soon as I finished all my assercises, I'll take an after butt pic.

 

[Tathagata]

Yes. A purdy gurl.

I just can't friggin win

 

[WickedEve]

I just can't friggin win

At least, I said you were pretty!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Yep. Gotta take what you can get...

 

[Tathagata]

At least, I said you were pretty!

"purdy"

that's akin to
"you sure got a purdy mouth
now squeeeeeeeeeeel piggy"

and what's wrong with your ass?
It looks fine to me
it's down right.........purdy

 

[WickedEve]

"purdy"

that's akin to
"you sure got a purdy mouth
now squeeeeeeeeeeel piggy"

and what's wrong with your ass?
It looks fine to me
it's down right.........purdy

Hey... wait a minute. Are you calling my ass purdy? Purdy=piggy. So you're saying... Gimme a minute to work this out in my head.

 

[WickedEve]

Yep. Gotta take what you can get...

You're so young to have already realized that. lol

 

[Tathagata]

Hey... wait a minute. Are you calling my ass purdy? Purdy=piggy. So you're saying... Gimme a minute to work this out in my head.

you have a lovely ass

 

[WickedEve]

you have a lovely ass

And you're pretty. Now where's the penis? There's talk on this thread of a penis.

 

[Tathagata]

And you're pretty. Now where's the penis? There's talk on this thread of a penis.

you missed it
it was a huge white penis

 

[Guest]

I saw it! It was so hot it melted!

 

[Tathagata]

I saw it! It was so hot it melted!

See???

Thanks Tris

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You're so young to have already realized that. lol

Just handing out advice, not planning on following it.

 

[WickedEve]

you missed it
it was a huge white penis

Huge can be good. White is fine but not necessary. How about shape? I'm currently involved with an oval penis. The shaft is rather flattened out like a cobra's hood. It's excitingly scary.

 

[Tathagata]

Huge can be good. White is fine but not necessary. How about shape? I'm currently involved with an oval penis. The shaft is rather flattened out like a cobra's hood. It's excitingly scary.

I wish you weren't so shy we could really have a nice chat


umm
I in no way resemble a cobra...
I have been called scary...but my penis hasn't

 

[WickedEve]

I wish you weren't so shy we could really have a nice chat


umm
I in no way resemble a cobra...
I have been called scary...but my penis hasn't

Am I too shy? Want to see my pussy? No, a picture wouldn't do it justice. I'll just write a poem about it. I'll use metaphors like bud, petal, flower--naughty words like that.


Eve's in the Garden with a snake. Go figure.

 

[Tathagata]

Am I too shy? Want to see my pussy? No, a picture wouldn't do it justice. I'll just write a poem about it. I'll use metaphors like bud, petal, flower--naughty words like that.


Eve's in the Garden with a snake. Go figure.

Try to sneak a suckling pig into the poem

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Eve's in the Garden with a snake. Go figure.

And guess what the snake says...






The answer is in my sig line

 

[WickedEve]

Try to sneak a suckling pig into the poem

Are we back to the pig? lol

 

[Tathagata]

Are we back to the pig? lol

better than a friendly aunt

 

[WickedEve]

And guess what the snake says...






The answer is in my sig line

And he says this after Eve asks, "What's a nice coil like you doing in a tree like this?"

 

[WickedEve]

better than a friendly aunt

I think you should write a poem about a friendly aunt and her suckling pig with the oval... tail. And they lived happily ever after in a garden with purdy, wet flowers.

 

[BooMerengue]

*humming...

Theres something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear...

and...

I can feel it
Comin in the air tonight...
Hold on!!

and she looked at the bottle named Drink Me

and the word was made flesh

and Blessed art thou a monk swimming...

 

[JCSTREET]

What is this thaaaaang about your ass Eve

it is PERFECT in the before pic

now youre doing exercises it's gonna get all scrawny and gnarly

if t'aint broke (etc)

 

[WickedEve]

Re: What is this thaaaaang about your ass Eve

it is PERFECT in the before pic

now youre doing exercises it's gonna get all scrawny and gnarly

if t'aint broke (etc)

My lover thinks it out of shape (He wants it mouth watering) I suppose it jiggled too much when he slapped it. He says he likes my "wide" ass because he wants some ass to grab when he's blip, blip, blipping, but who knows about some men.
I may trade him in on one of those Vikings, JC. One of the semi-clean, flower toting Vikings. I bet they ain't picky 'bout no meaty ass on a wench.