TSCLT 7.0: Hemis, Harleys, Hooters-n-Harridans

[von_Bismarck]

You're a dude, man.

And he's hilariously posting to Wat's thread. Wouldn't be surprised if it's another Que alt. That's just the kind of passive aggressive thing he'd to ever since AJ broke up with him.

 

[Luk]

And he's hilariously posting to Wat's thread. Wouldn't be surprised if it's another Que alt. That's just the kind of passive aggressive thing he'd to ever since AJ broke up with him.

Probably. He said he could lactate at will.

 

[RocketLauncher]

i have a really major situation.

I am a busty .. well more than kind of busty.. here is the deal.... my very.. and i mean very good freiend can NOT produce milk to feed here baby. She asked if i would and would or they would do all so that i can lactate.. .... i am a bit busty.. and breasteeding will like increase my boobs up to 2 to 3 cups.. which i don't need.. i mean i am ok with that when.

What do i do?

I welcome all advice, in put etc.

Mandy

I have an excellent idea. Why don't you start a thread about it?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yes, look indeed.


Dear Mandy, assuming you're a Mandy, the GB is usually not the place to ask questions pertaining to things you'd like to discuss, not seriously, anyway. The How-To forum doesn't do too badly, or used not to. Whereas individual members who "know" each other will talk about some how-to topics sometimes, asking your questions almost anywhere else generally yields better (serious) results. Around here, they get pounced on like troll bait.


So best of fortune in your search. I hope it turns out well for you.


Hey, at least it's a question about tits . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

Get your motorsippi put together?

I still need to crank the mower but plenty of daylight left for that.

 

[Que]

That is really very good.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

No, but I did get the city's branch cut up and moved to the alley so they can pick it up mo' easier and at their leisure. Insh'Allah that it be leisurely for them, too. I'd hate to see them hop to and get after shit like this . . . an' shit . . . .


Then I celebrated by cutting the grass in the front bit and yard. That way, I can park the bike and the truck there tomorrow and bathe them without fear of grass contamination and befoulment. I have to leave the truck out back tomorrow eveing becuse there (says there will) be skreet cleaning on THursday, before I get back home.


So now, in piece, I have the air intake kit at hand and will open it and read its directions. Allahu snack bar!!!


I knew this wench . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That is really very good.

Thank you, I liked it, too.


Still do.


Probably will tomorrow, too.


Anonymous says the smartest shit . . . .

 

[bellisarius]

Reading the instructions is so, so, well unmasculine.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Should I get millennial and watch the YouTube???

 

[bellisarius]

LMAO. They probably have one. Why not, they have one for damn near everything else.

Just noticed, I have to make some more juice for the Hummers.

 

[Que]

I sure hope it doesn't count. According to the Chinese if you save a man's life you're responsible for him for the rest of your life. I'd hate to think that I'm responsible for the rest of their miserable lives for legions of people that I haven't killed.

 

[bellisarius]

I sure hope it doesn't count. According to the Chinese if you save a man's life you're responsible for him for the rest of your life. I'd hate to think that I'm responsible for the rest of their miserable lives for legions of people that I haven't killed.

Now there's a frightening thought.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, no shit!!!.


Then again, it might expalin some things.


Speaking of which, gotta get dressed and go see the Saturday folks.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Jesus.

 

[bellisarius]

A friendly little cloud floated over (yes, channeling Bob Ross there) bringing with it a nice breeze so I cranked up the mower. Got everything done except where the lawn furniture is. I'll deal with that in a bit.

 

[von_Bismarck]

A friendly little cloud floated over (yes, channeling Bob Ross there) bringing with it a nice breeze so I cranked up the mower. Got everything done except where the lawn furniture is. I'll deal with that in a bit.

You "deal with it" through the use of firearms.

 

[Go_Fuck_Yourself]

 

[bellisarius]

Good morning!!!

The coffee is good and the day dawns cool and quiet.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Is the Queen on a deck like this:

In drag?

 

[SpeareChucker]

Good morning.

Harvesting blueberries, peas, peppers and onions.
Summer is finally here, but we're still in a springtime pattern.
The Mississippi has now, at this spot, set a new record of flood level
for well over 100 days. The gates to the flood wall have been closed all spring.

They even shut down our bridge to nowhere because the Illinois side of town has flooded
and the road/highway is underwater. The water is not predicted to recede until July.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Sunday!!!


Slept in a bit. Sun is up and air is pleasant. Have bowed toward Mecca.


The Saturday Night crowd was boisterous and lively last night. We had a good time.


Coffee is damn good this morning and the josh burns . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

Hey, I burned my morning stick-less josh!



Today's flavor was amber.
It seems to be one of the most undistinguished in my collection.

My hands-on favorite is the cedar wood...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The political compass test is flawed on its face and therefore invalid.


Overly simplistic for overly simple minds.

 

[SpeareChucker]

The two-axis system is not an improvement over the one-axis methodology...



The king should be a one=breasted Amazon.