TSCLT 7.0: Hemis, Harleys, Hooters-n-Harridans

[bellisarius]

The Rio is still flowing strong here and the white water crowd are having a ball up in the gorge. Once the river settles down a bit I'll head up and do some fishing.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[SpeareChucker]

I fish in the backyard.
I will purchase my catfish
rather than go down to the river.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'd prefer my river with fewer people along it.


Or perhaps with more of them . . . pushed in . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

You rarely see people down there, and when you do,
it's probably Japanese tourists fresh off the riverboats...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Push them all in.


Any kind of selection process to determine whom would be Politically Incorrect.


She always looks better in my shirt, but I digress.

 

[SpeareChucker]

On any given day (outside of the very peak of summer),
I can even go down to the Trail of Tears trailhead
and fish in solitude other than bald eagles.

 

[SpeareChucker]

And I don't mean Eagles lodge members who wear hats to hide...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'd fish with eagles. Ospreys, too.


I just read the directions for my new bike performance air intake system.


And I am boxing it back up for immediate return.


It said it'd make it louder . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

I thought louder was a goal...,



and here you almost attained it!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Actually, saving lives is the goal.


Loudness gets 'er done.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I'm not interested in saving lives if it disturbs my peace of mind...;



my quiet solitude.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

In my disturbance of their peace of mind . . . and their piece of mind . . . their lives are . . . saved.


And then all is right in Allah's world.


And Life goes on . . . .


My fucking neighbor is on his roof.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Are you at the window yelling, "Jump! Jump! Jump!"


David Lee croons, Go ahead, you might as well jump...

 

[SpeareChucker]

Son of a bitch.
There's a young buck out there eating my purple coneflowers!
40 yards from the house! I went out the door and started talking to him.
He looked at me as if I were stupid and took another big bite.
I tried to sic a dachshund on him, but the little shits didn't see a damned thing.

Eventually he calmly walked off followed by a doe.
I have a feeling he'll be back.

Next they'll be jumping the garden fence...

 

[Que]

If you save your own life in the forest and no one's around. . .will the trees hold you responsible for your life for the rest of your life?

 

[SpeareChucker]

And the idiot hunters we called in last year
couldn't find a deer to save their lives...

This year: new rednecks.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If you save your own life in the forest and no one's around. . .will the trees hold you responsible for your life for the rest of your life?

Look, Allah damn it, I ain't agonna be beholden to no motherfuckin' trees, now or forever.


Maybe if the pipes (and intake) are loud enough, it'd be a wash.


The bike and truck are both washed. The truck was filthy.


It's (intake) time!!!

 

[SpeareChucker]

We just went black.
That's one serious storm.

Not a power outage, but the sun ran and hid behind the clouds...

 

[bellisarius]

I'm waiting for it to warm up enough to do anything. Global warming my ass.

 

[Luk]

I'm waiting for it to warm up enough to do anything. Global warming my ass.

^^^^Ishtard thinks weather and climate are the same thing.

 

[SpeareChucker]

We're cooling down today...



:shrug:

 

[Bidin~Time]

Good Morning Threadsters!

 

[bellisarius]

Morning BT, how's the time off going?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Morning BT, how's the time off going?

BUSY!! But very renewing.