TSCLT 7.0: Hemis, Harleys, Hooters-n-Harridans

[Wat_Tyler]

My cats are much schmahter than Literoticans . . . .


As are all cats.

 

[SpeareChucker]

*chuckle*



Maybe we need to work that into the next title.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Title IX


Title VIII is to be "Jesus Hates A Pussy!!! "


It a few score pages back there.


Unless someone is offended . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

Jesus just wants to cross the border illegally sans repercussion.

 

[bellisarius]

Oh, someone will be offended. For some folks it's their only reason for breathing.

 

[SpeareChucker]

If we could just get them to stay within the safe confines of Starbucks...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Jesus just arrives.


And then he smothers the offended.


It's like Wat said, Jesus hates a pussy. Allah, on the other hand, will tolerate a weasel and then simply banish it to an eternity of Islamist Hell.


Enoght GB "theology." Off to see the weasels, or what passes for weasels any more . . . .

 

[SpeareChucker]

Good luck with that...

 

[bellisarius]

Running low on weasels Wat?

 

[JohnnySavage]

So last week I bought some hunting land out in the woods. Yesterday I learned the Elder Savages just sold theirs.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Your timing just needs a little work...

 

[JohnnySavage]

They wouldn't have given me the friends and family discount anyway.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Tough love...

 

[JohnnySavage]

They are planning on stuffing their coffins with cash. Just so nobody else gets it.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I was watching Evel Knievel on the History Channel yesterday and he was adamant:
I can't spend it in Heaven, I can't spend it in Hell, so I'm spending here and now,
every single dime of it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

They owned 300 acres of prime hunting land along the Potomac. Dad hasn't hunted in 20 years but still wouldn't let anyone hunt there because he didn't want them "taking all his meat"

Tight bastard

 

[SpeareChucker]

That is pretty niggardly...



How much did you purchase?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Just an acre, but two of the four sides adjoin a 6000 acre start forest. Accessible only by four wheeler or possibly a side by side. Flat enough that an old fella like me doesn't have to work too hard.

 

[SpeareChucker]

I have a buck who has staked out my eight acres as his turf.

If I get out my nunchucka and practice, he will pop out of the forest looking for a fight.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'll probably put a shed on the acre and do the processing there. Maybe put a cot in there for bow season when it's still warm enough for an adventure outside my climate controlled bedroom.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Sounds like a plan.

My neighbors bait the deer and then put their stand just outside of the line of the law.

 

[JohnnySavage]

People here throw out "deer corn" which, really just becomes a play ground for bears. Bear hunting is tightly controlled and you don't want to get caught with a dead one in your truck, despite the temptation.

 

[SpeareChucker]

We only see bear when things are flooding.

They aren't the big fierce ones.

You can shoo them off...

 

[JohnnySavage]

They are an infestation here. But our biggest industry is tourism and the tourists like em. So they get the protection of the King's warden.

 

[SpeareChucker]

What's the bounty on tourist?