Variations - Words edition...

[Saltfountain]

The words flow, cathartic and healing
A space to unpack what we'd hidden away
Allowing us once again to start feeling
The words flow, cathartic and healing
Memories freed that we'd been concealing
Feeling good, it's a new dawn, a new day
The words flow, cathartic and healing
A space to unpack what we'd hidden away

 

[Cjbdd]

Sitting outside listening to the sounds
I love the warmth from the sun
Stress gone from the day happiness abounds
Sitting outside listening to the sounds
Feeling peaceful and gentle, solace is found
Relaxed and free the workday is done
Sitting outside listening to the sounds
I love the warmth from the sun

 

[EvaLane]

“Marshmallows, chips, we even had watermelon!”
“Apple juice, too!”
End of year parties, preventing future felons.
“Marshmallows, chips, we even had watermelon!”
Sticks, pavement, sun, all out Armageddon,
everyone knows grade ones for no foo’!
“Marshmallows, chips, we even had watermelon!”
“Apple juice, too!”

 

[EvaLane]

The highs and the lows,
I’ve come to love them equally.
Is it arrogance or ignorance, only heaven knows.
The highs and the lows,
feeling so superior and then so gross.
Maybe it’s time to reset to default, systemically.
The highs and the lows,
I’ve come to love them equally.

 

[EvaLane]

We need a fun one, isn’t that the prompt?
Make it fun, Eva!
Smile, giggle, maybe a tiny little stomp.
We need a fun one, isn’t that the prompt?
Dolls, yarn, makeup, frivolous stuff - I’m swamped!
Sugary sweet, but they won’t notice the sativa.
We need a fun one, isn’t that the prompt?
Make it fun, Eva!

 

[Saltfountain]

We say adieu to the triolet
Though I'm sure it will return
And be reprised another day
We say adieu to the triolet
A odd rhyme scheme with which to play
New to me it has been fun
We say adieu to the triolet
Though I'm sure it will return

And we move on...

This week, we're taking an about face from thimgs that make us happy, to

Things than annoy us or we dislike

But let's not get bogged down in a week of misery! Let's have some fun! With that in mind, the form we're going to use is a limerick.

Usually numerous often naughty, I'm sure we've all come across limericks before.

For those unfamiliar, they are bouncy poems, where lines 1,2 and 5 are longer (8 or 9 syllables) and rhyme, and 3 and 4 are shorter (usually 5 syllables) with a different rhyme. The other important part to a limerick is the pattern of the stressed syllables:

Ba bada ba bada ba bad
Ba bada ba bada ba bad
De dum diddy dum
De dum diddy dum
Ba bada ba bada ba bad
I've never thought about limericks in such detail

Anyway, have fun, be creative, and get some shit off your chest in a humorous way...

 

[Saltfountain]

I struggle a lot in great heat
I find that I don't want to eat
The worst bit's the sweat
That makes me so wet
Not to mention the hum from my feet

 

[37_ttej]

A rhyme with things that annoy,
Rather than those we enjoy?
Well, top of the list
That makes me real pissed
Is people who can’t count syllables, ravage metre or properly follow a simple fucking rhyming pattern.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I don’t like the sight of my twat
It looks so incredibly fat
It’s worse when it’s hairy
It’s so fucking scary
But vibrators don’t care, so there’s that

 

[Saltfountain]

A rhyme with things that annoy,
Rather than those we enjoy?
Well, top of the list
That makes me real pissed
Is people who can’t count syllables, ravage metre or properly follow a simple fucking rhyming pattern.

You make the same joke every time
Fuck the meter, or maybe the rhyme
A typical Ocker
Naught but a mocker
Against poetry is your crime

 

[Saltfountain]

I don’t like the sight of my twat
It looks so incredibly fat
It’s worse when it’s hairy
It’s so fucking scary
But vibrators don’t care, so there’s that

Not only the sight but the sound
Of the visitors lost underground
Hysterical pleading
Because what they're needing
Is an escape route to be found

 

[37_ttej]

You make the same joke every time
Fuck the meter, or maybe the rhyme
A typical Ocker
Naught but a mocker
Against poetry is your crime

There once was a man from Oz
Who made the same joke because
He’s a lazy bum,
Or maybe just dumb…

Yeah, that’s all I’ve got.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Not only the sight but the sound
Of the visitors lost underground
Hysterical pleading
Because what they're needing
Is an escape route to be found

I hate the fact he’s so fun
Every line a laughable pun
Now I need a bath
‘Cause I piss when I laugh
He’s a fucker but an absolute hun

 

[Saltfountain]

There once was a man from Oz
Who made the same joke because
He’s a lazy bum,
Or maybe just dumb…

Yeah, that’s all I’ve got.

I know that you are only playing
Though I find myself standing here praying
That one day you'll write
Some verse that's not shite
And be less of a cunty Austrayan

 

[lingus60]

I agree with Salt’s musings on heat
This weather has got me quite beat
It wouldn’t be so bad
If air con I had
It’s fucking hotter here than in Crete

 

[Saltfountain]

I hate the fact he’s so fun
Every line a laughable pun
Now I need a bath
‘Cause I piss when I laugh
He’s a fucker but an absolute hun

Quit bitching, you fucking love it
Now shut up and show me your tits
All mouth and no trousers
But to be an arouser
I'll let you send pics of your bits

 

[AmberLGreen]

He posts in the wrong fucking thread
To tell us he’s going to bed
It must be a bitch
To not sleep from the itch
That I cursed and put on his knobhead

@37_ttej

 

[Saltfountain]

He posts in the wrong fucking thread
To tell us he’s going to bed
It must be a bitch
To not sleep from the itch
That I cursed and put on his knobhead

@37_ttej

It's all we'd expect from a crim
They're all so incredibly dim
If I was being blunt
I'd call him a cunt
But politely I'll call him a quim

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I don’t like the sight of my twat

I'm not good enough to share this thought in the limerick pattern, but at first I read this as "I don't like the sighs of my twat" and was expecting an ode to a queef.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Quit bitching, you fucking love it
Now shut up and show me your tits
All mouth and no trousers
But to be an arouser
I'll let you send pics of your bits

I hate to see grown men just beg
To get me to open my legs
Should I show him some pity
And flash him a tittie
I might do when he takes off his kegs

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm not good enough to share this thought in the limerick pattern, but at first I read this as "I don't like the sighs of my twat" and was expecting an ode to a queef.

I don’t like the sighs of my twat
It embarrasses me just like that
Once on a cart
It let out a loud fart
The people around thought I’d shat

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I don’t like the sighs of my twat
It embarrasses me just like that
Once on a cart
It let out a loud fart
The people around thought I’d shat

Brava!!!!

 

[Saltfountain]

I hate to see grown men just beg
To get me to open my legs
Should I show him some pity
And flash him a tittie
I might do when he takes off his kegs

The problem with bitches today
Is the parity games that they play
Apparently dicks
Equate just to tits
A cunt shot is light years away

 

[Saltfountain]

I don’t like the sighs of my twat
It embarrasses me just like that
Once on a cart
It let out a loud fart
The people around thought I’d shat

The sighs that you think are a queef
Are the last breaths of guys stuck beneath
A twat that's so haggard
It looks like Mick Jagger
At least it stopped short of old Keith

 

[AmberLGreen]

The problem with bitches today
Is the parity games that they play
Apparently dicks
Equate just to tits
A cunt shot is light years away

It annoys me that he is so right
My cunt is always out of sight
I just need a mush
To tackle this bush
So it can be seen in fucking daylight