Vintage Literotica ~ for friends and admirers

[Tio_Narratore]

Now that is a huge paddle,ouch

It's an antique rug beater, put to a more sensual use.

 

[Older_Pervert]

It's an antique rug beater, put to a more sensual use.

So as long as your rug isn’t antique, you should be ok

 

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In antiquity, women who had anxiety, mood swings and depression were sent by their husbands to the doctor, who diagnosed them with a disease called ′′ hysteria “. Their treatment was based on a ′′ pelvic massage ′′ with the purpose of achieving hysterical paroxysm, now known as orgasm.

 

[shewantsmore]

It's an antique rug beater, put to a more sensual use.

I know it was a carpet or similier beater ive seen them but not put to that use

 

[melimelissa]

You can keep your hat on!

 

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[melimelissa]

He: "A good countenance is a letter of recommendation"

She: "My patience is perhaps, tired out; for this is a virtue, which is very apt to be fatigued by exercise (and by you staring at my bosom)."

(Tom Jones - H Fielding)

Méli

 

[Older_Pervert]

He: "A good countenance is a letter of recommendation"

She: "My patience is perhaps, tired out; for this is a virtue, which is very apt to be fatigued by exercise (and by you staring at my bosom)."

(Tom Jones - H Fielding)

Méli

But he does have some manners - he took his hat off first

 

[Older_Pervert]

You can keep your hat on!

“A gentleman about town should always wear a hat” (Me)

 

[Older_Pervert]

I think it's really important to mention here that hysteria and manual stimulation for hysterical paroxysm were all invented by an academic who wanted to write a book about the vibrator, but make it more intriguing since clearly, the Victorians were prudes. There's a great article from The Atlantic that is unfortunately hidden behind a paywall now, about how the person who wrote this book had very little evidence that doctors even performed manual stimulation on their patients like that. If anyone is curious about it, here's the link: https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/09/victorian-vibrators-orgasms-doctors/569446/

Otherwise, this thread is my jam! Thank you for sharing, everyone!

Now there’s a chat-up line I’ve never tried (yet) “Do you fancy some manual stimulation for your hysterical paroxysms?” What do you think, mary? No?

 

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[Older_Pervert]

She’s certainly enjoying that!

 

[melimelissa]

Follows the advice
and most assuredly keeps
her bonnet on, sir

Méli

 

[Older_Pervert]

Follows the advice
and most assuredly keeps
her bonnet on, sir

Méli

Randy Newman knows what makes a woman sexy! (I hope you kept your shoes on too )

 

[shewantsmore]

Follows the advice
and most assuredly keeps
her bonnet on, sir

Méli

she definitely needs to keep her hat on,a girl needs some protection

 

[Tio_Narratore]

A touch more Fin-de-Siècle . . .

 

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