Wank or not to Wank

[lucky-E-leven]

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Jesus young lady, will you warn us next time you intend to post an avatar like that. See you in a while, got to clean this mess up now.

No kidding, but what a way to kill a thread, eh? Get everyone coming all over themselves, and having to leave the keyboard to clean things up. Right on, Lou darling. Save a little for me...I'm hurrying as fast as I can.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

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Jesus young lady, will you warn us next time you intend to post an avatar like that. See you in a while, got to clean this mess up now.

I was getting my hopes up then, when you said, "See you in a while..." I thought I was about to get a knock at the door in an hour or so.

Lou

 

[Guest]

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I think I'll have another wank.. there, all done.

And you just made me pee my pants!

Lou

P.S. No, I'm not into *that*.

 

[Guest]

Lucky, I'm sorry. I've just been cured of dykeness. I like to laugh sometimes more than wank so I'm all for Pops and Joe (hope Gauche can join, he makes me larf most ).

Perdita

 

[Colleen Thomas]

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I was getting my hopes up then, when you said, "See you in a while..." I thought I was about to get a knock at the door in an hour or so.

Lou

Lou, You make me sad the concord is no longer in service

-Colly

 

[Guest]

Lucky, I'm sorry. I've just been cured of dykeness. I like to laugh sometimes more than wank so I'm all for Pops and Joe (hope Gauche can join, he makes me larf most ).

Perdita

Don't forget the parrot.

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Lucky, I'm sorry. I've just been cured of dykeness. I like to laugh sometimes more than wank so I'm all for Pops and Joe (hope Gauche can join, he makes me larf most ).

Perdita

Perdy,

It saddens me to hear this, but I'm on my way to pick up Colly and we're headed to Lou's so don't sweat it okay? Have fun with those blokes and we'll compare notes at a later date.

Much love and you'll always be my Diosa de Twat. TTFN.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Lou, Colly, Lucky: haven't you dy, erm, girls ever heard of webcams?

converted to cocks and wit, Perdita

 

[Guest]

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Lou, You make me sad the concord is no longer in service

-Colly

Quite!

 

[Guest]

Don't forget the parrot.

Oh, of course not; he's the best part (but he looks dead to me).

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Oh, of course not; he's the best part (but he looks dead to me).

Perdita

He's not dead, he's just sleeping!

I'm sure Pops will soon get him on his perch again.

Lou

 

[NoJo]

I now have a wonderful set of mental images to give me wank-fantasy for at least a week:

Lou peeing in Perdita's pants while Perdita laughs at pop's parrot trying to clean up his keyboard on the Concorde.

Perfect.

 

[pop_54]

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I was getting my hopes up then, when you said, "See you in a while..." I thought I was about to get a knock at the door in an hour or so.

Lou

It'll take less than a bloody hour if you really are dressed like that darling

 

[lucky-E-leven]

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It'll take less than a bloody hour if you really are dressed like that darling

Pfft! Like it makes any damn difference to you what she's wearing. Ghastly tease!

~lucky

 

[pop_54]

He's not dead, he's just sleeping!

I'm sure Pops will soon get him on his perch again.

Lou

If I hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up daiseys now.

 

[Guest]

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It'll take less than a bloody hour if you really are dressed like that darling

Vroom, vroom.

 

[Guest]

I'm sure Pops will soon get him on his perch again.

No, no no. I don't give a fuck about the bird, I'm interested in Pops' perch.

"He's not dead, he's just sleeping." Yeah, all the blokes say that eventually at off moments. (I'm sure that's the subtext of the parrot sketch.)

P.

 

[NoJo]

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Vroom, vroom.

Yes, that's exactly the sound I imagined your tits made.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

No, no no. I don't give a fuck about the bird, I'm interested in Pops' perch.

"He's not dead, he's just sleeping." Yeah, all the blokes say that eventually at off moments. (I'm sure that's the subtext of the parrot sketch.)

P.

I love the parrot sketch, only rivaled by the cheese shop

*HUGS*

Gald to see you have gone straight dita, you are far too tempting otherwise

-Colly

 

[Guest]

Gald to see you have gone straight dita, you are far too tempting otherwise

Are you using reverse psychology? Oh, I think I'm becoming confused. Pops, Joe? Help me out.

Perdita

 

[pop_54]

No, no no. I don't give a fuck about the bird, I'm interested in Pops' perch.

"He's not dead, he's just sleeping." Yeah, all the blokes say that eventually at off moments. (I'm sure that's the subtext of the parrot sketch.)

P.

Perch erect and ready to receive my favourite Bird

 

[Guest]

Perch erect and ready to receive my favourite Bird

Saved!

 

[mtnman2003]

thread goes awry......... but DAMN.....

Colly, Lou, & Lucky......... glad I could provide a safe environment to get started......... WHEW......... close my eyes, create my own stories......

Definitely last alot longer than Sub Joe.......... lol.

And Pops, what can I say...... give me your secrets with Perdita...

I would offer a perch to you Perdita......... seldom used, sturdy, and loaded!!

So, nobody uses running to settle that frisky down.....

Mtn

 

[destinie21]

damn Lou. Just god damn.

 

[NoJo]

People have claimed that's me underneath in my AV. I deny it (although I wish it was true). Full pic attached.