Wat’s Carbon Water-N-Stuff Thread - Concepts In Iron And Wood!!!

[Wat_Tyler]

The thing that lies at the foundation of positive change, the way I see it, is service to a fellow human being.

~ Lech Walesa


Charity is in and of the nature of teaching men to fish.


Their stomachs provide the motivation.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Inherent in the impulse to be free, is insecurity. The impulse to
be free comes from outside of the mind, and because of this, it
makes the mind feel very insecure. Most spiritual seekers move
away from this insecurity by seeking and striving for a distant
spiritual goal. That’s how they avoid feeling insecure.
-- Adyashanti

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Good words
Good thoughts
Good, good, good,
good vibrations...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If we live our lives continually motivated by anger and hatred, even our physical health deteriorates.

~ His Holiness the Dalai Lama


And this is how we know that WDS causes terminal ass cancer.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Dali, Dali, Dali, do you love me?

(Just don't paint me you freak. That wasn't body paint last time. Pass the absinthe...)

Dali, Dali, Dali do you care?

 

[JoePepsiCo]

It's my Salvadoration

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The inspiration for Wat's mustache . . . .


Well, sorta.


It takes some good wax to get it to hold that shape on a noisy-ass Harley at 85 MPH on a humid day . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

It is meant to test and cavort!

Now, pass the damned absinthe! Heathen! At least it's not a rice-grinder...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

The sun may rise in the east, but it sets here damnit!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I was going to start drinking and suddenly realized that we haven't Enough.


I don't want to mortgage what's left of my soul to balance that "need," so I'll be doing without.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Because the Truth is true no matter your opinion of it or others:


Five out of four doctors agree, too.


WDS PSA FYI:


Inexorably, the following occurs:


Step #1: hate Wat for Wat's being Wat
Step #2: develop Wat Derangement Syndrome
Step #3: start construction of a malignant tumor to memorialize the hate
Step #4: by itself, the tumor will metastasize and migrate to the effected ass and become ass cancer.
Step #5: there will be, insh'Allah, years of pain and suffering.
Step #6: Allah will collect the sufferer at time of death and deposit him/her in the hottest corner of Islamic Hell, where the fires burn hotter, the torture is more painful, and Eternity lasts a bit longer.


Meanwhile, Wat will merrily pursue Living the Good Life as Allah's Favorite, buying more land and guns and helping the worthy and avoiding the unworthy and paying no attention to the hated-filled ass cancer sufferers. Comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.


Because things have a way of not working out the way that Litlibs would have us believe. In other words, they become owned and they don't even realize it. And the ass cancer pain must be agonizing.


Allah is Merciful . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

He says, Me and me and me agree that you are going to pay for what you did to me...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I require . . . a thermal rifle scope!!!


And a shrubbery!!!

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Dubya and the Texas National Guard?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Which bar were they "training" in again???

 

[JoePepsiCo]

The next whiskey bar. I'll show you the way...

So will the Dali.

He love me.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Longtime, GI???

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Too buku!

No black man!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Jeebus is comin' . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

T-Rexes were angry because they were shorted on arms.

I wonder what got shorted on our T-Rolls...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

I'm guessing penis.

It would explain their pathetic overcompensation.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A .22 Short in a .30-378 Weatherby Magnum world . . . .

 

[JoePepsiCo]

... they rattle around in your head like Pacman™...

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Florida is a beautiful place, beautiful beaches, beautiful weather (a wonderful governor) and everyone wants to live there.

When Europe first got here Florida was sparsely populated and remained that way for a long time. A long time. It's low land, scrub, prone to flooding, scant in real resources. Tribes quickly learned (okay, by failure, you win that point for a moment) that it wasn't a place to live. Eventually, it became almost taboo.

You don't go there, it's evil, it's bad, nobody who ever moved there ever came back...

So, when the inevitable happens, I just have disaster fatigue and my attitude is, you had to go into it eyes wide open and you had to be prepared for it or else, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We're all gonna die.


Some will embrace it, and some will go kicking and screaming.


For some, there will be rattling around like Pacman™ . . . .