What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a glittery purple sweater vest.

 

[joclfc]

My shorts

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a pair of leaden underwear.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a flower wreath on my head.

 

[CuriousCat89]

A tutu

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an all white suit.