MrMakersMark
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As I am apparently the only Missourian around, and coincidentally a long-time fan of the home team, I will excuse myself from all conversations around the team in Red.
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MedicalMuse
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Wash, rinse, repeat
JKL123
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It's a shampoo company scam ..... Following those directions leads to an empty bottle of shampoo every day. It's a total sales ploy!
Chloe_Harper
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*sigh* why do people act that way? Is it just for attention? Am I bad person for wanting to slap them sometimes? How can I tell them to behave differently without sounding like a bitch? *sigh* perhaps just continuing to not engage is best. Who knows, I'm probably that person to someone else...
Oh god, my anxiety is going to have a field day with that last thought. Goodbye any chance of a peaceful Monday.
Oh god, my anxiety is going to have a field day with that last thought. Goodbye any chance of a peaceful Monday.
LustfulIntentions2
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One thing a therapist told me that gave me a good step towards peace: Nobody is thinking about you nearly as much as you think about yourself. They've got their own shit.
MrMakersMark
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Have you considered a well-timed throat punch?
Slapping is archaic and is typically reserved for pimps n hos.
Or a properly presented ass cheek.
For a female, try a quick cooter punt.
Never had to use it myself, but the technique has merit and I've heard good things about changed behavior after application.
Throat punching or simply making a fist and glancing at his nads will give most of the fellas pause and adequately alter behavior to more socially suitable norms.
- The Sturgeon General
Chloe_Harper
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No, I know that. Doesn't mean they don't think that thoughts I was having anytime I say something... and so, I'll be paranoid with every paragraph
Chloe_Harper
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Oh, I save throat punches that come after one of my people. Or anyone behaving badly toward someone else who should know better. Not for people clearly pining for any type of attention they can get. Although, maybe I should...
I'm not typically a violent person, hence why I just wanted to occasionally slap a person... but, I suppose slapping wouldn't necessarily get my point across either.
MrMakersMark
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"I'm not typically violent.."
....
"I just want to occasionally slap people and I am saving my throat punches for a category of people, that I am considering expanding upon".
*winks* just teasing you.
Tens of people I consider clocking on the daily. Including myself.
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"I just want to occasionally slap people and I am saving my throat punches for a category of people, that I am considering expanding upon".
*winks* just teasing you.
Tens of people I consider clocking on the daily. Including myself.
Chloe_Harper
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Don't overthink it"I'm not typically violent.."
....
"I just want occasionally slap people and I am saving my throat punches for a category of people, that I am considering expanding upon".
MrMakersMark
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Just throat punch me. I deserve it.Don't overthink it
It's Monday, so...please spare the fellas dowstairs for me?
That's strictly Friday night action.
Chloe_Harper
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I can't throat punch you... you haven't done anything that I'm aware of...
And I don't punch the fellas downstairs, even on Fridays
NMK
MrMakersMark
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In reverse order...I can't throat punch you... you haven't done anything that I'm aware of...
And I don't punch the fellas downstairs, even on Fridays
A. Not mine either. But my chances of being numb and unaware of body trauma most likely occurs on Friday nights.
So...statistical probability, and a few decades of case work at play here.
B. *Takes a step back out of arm's reach..tucking chin to chest*
I was staring at your titties throughout this entire conversation.
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Wait, why did I come in here? I forgot with the throat punch convo upstairs. 
JustAnotherFlower
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Today has been.. odd.
Chloe_Harper
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It was not you... this time...
MrMakersMark
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Pizza.
Pizza?
Fuck it, Pizza.
Pizza?
Fuck it, Pizza.
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I'm thinking let the Chiefs get their 3peat and the dynasty ends with the Chiefs not winning another playoff game for the next 30 years
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I'm thinking I really need to be better about making myself eat instead of just chatting and jerking off all day. Not exactly the weight loss plan I had envisioned.
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I can live with that.
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Stop projecting, love. You are not and have never been that person.
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