Hornymwtxn
Good natured fellow
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Or a Mr T gif that says I pity the fool replying to this old shitWith a picture of Red Foreman.
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Or a Mr T gif that says I pity the fool replying to this old shitWith a picture of Red Foreman.
Had the stamina of a mummyIf that original poster kept edging, they're either in the Guinness Book of World Records, or they exploded and died.
So that's how mummies get so dehydrated.Had the stamina of a mummy
You both gonna be wrinkled?That I don’t want to get out of the bath because the laundry is staring at me!
Absolutely fine by me! The laundry already is..why not add me to the problemYou both gonna be wrinkled?
Because it all wants to be ON you, Sammy.That I don’t want to get out of the bath because the laundry is staring at me!
Hell no. I’d burn that shit if I could! I loathe laundry!Because it all wants to be ON you, Sammy.
No one on here, or out in the real world, would complain if you just walked around naked from now on.Hell no. I’d burn that shit if I could! I loathe laundry!![]()
This is from June of last year. This was her last post. Or reaction. Of any kind."Maybe she was waiting just for me!"
This is from yesterday.Hello,
It's been a while since I've been on here. I made a male friend here a few years ago, but it has since fizzled.
I am looking for a long term chat partner really to talk about anything. I find myself lonely and want that person to talk to daily.
Flirting is fine and fun, conversation is wonderful.
Please reply if you'd like a long term chat person, someone to talk to daily, check-in, connect and learn about each other.
The ones that have me rolling my eyes are on the SRP/ORP forum.This is from June of last year. This was her last post. Or reaction. Of any kind.
This is from yesterday.
"Hello,
Contact me anytime"
Somehow, I don't think she'll mind that I reposted that. But I did at least respect the guy enough to keep him anonymous here.
I started a thread called the Jerk-off Buddies Sign-in Sheet. For guys to make friends while they're going to town. Said in the original post that people could sign in, and those that came later should see who might still be on and PM them. But I think almost all of them just said "hey, I'm signing in!" And nobody PM'd each other. I'm thinking, it's a sign-in sheet, not a magic lamp!The ones that have me rolling my eyes are on the SRP/ORP forum.
Not just the ones that are old posts, the ones where the OP throws out a great post with ideas and says 'if interested, message me'...and people post underneath how interested they are.![]()
You know all about rubbing things to make some magic happenI started a thread called the Jerk-off Buddies Sign-in Sheet. For guys to make friends while they're going to town. Said in the original post that people could sign in, and those that came later should see who might still be on and PM them. But I think almost all of them just said "hey, I'm signing in!" And nobody PM'd each other. I'm thinking, it's a sign-in sheet, not a magic lamp!
I'm noticing a pattern. Must be the glazed over eyes keeping them from reading properly.I started a thread called the Jerk-off Buddies Sign-in Sheet. For guys to make friends while they're going to town. Said in the original post that people could sign in, and those that came later should see who might still be on and PM them. But I think almost all of them just said "hey, I'm signing in!" And nobody PM'd each other. I'm thinking, it's a sign-in sheet, not a magic lamp!
I should have put a pair of naked boobs in between each sentence to get them to pay attention. Or I guess maybe a hard cock.I'm noticing a pattern. Must be the glazed over eyes keeping them from reading properly.![]()
Their eyes ain't the only thing that got glazed ya knowI'm noticing a pattern. Must be the glazed over eyes keeping them from reading properly.![]()
Well-played, friend.Their eyes ain't the only thing that got glazed ya know
The magic lamp is the thing they are rubbing. Or so many of us thinks it is!I started a thread called the Jerk-off Buddies Sign-in Sheet. For guys to make friends while they're going to town. Said in the original post that people could sign in, and those that came later should see who might still be on and PM them. But I think almost all of them just said "hey, I'm signing in!" And nobody PM'd each other. I'm thinking, it's a sign-in sheet, not a magic lamp!
God, if only it were that easy to just stroke my cock and have some guy magically PM me, saying he was doing the same thing.The magic lamp is the thing they are rubbing. Or so many of us thinks it is!
Ten-foot pole...I'm not touching the last few posts with a ten-foot pole.![]()
And don't give me that face @barefootgirl69. You know me way too well to be shocked by THAT.I should have put a pair of naked boobs in between each sentence to get them to pay attention. Or I guess maybe a hard cock.