Wand3rlust
Chaos gremlin
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You can stroke mine.... *ahem*And then take over the world!
Its moments like these I lament not being able to grow a beard so I could stroke it like a villain
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You can stroke mine.... *ahem*And then take over the world!
Its moments like these I lament not being able to grow a beard so I could stroke it like a villain
Oh now I know you don't have one cos I've seen your pretty face.You can stroke mine.... *ahem*
Would you like to stroke my beard? For your evil scheming only, of course.And then take over the world!
Its moments like these I lament not being able to grow a beard so I could stroke it like a villain
Hmm temptingWould you like to stroke my beard? For your evil scheming only, of course.
See! Pretty!
See! Pretty!
Did you do something to your hair?![]()
I am very observant
Why thank you for noticing...
In between. But you'll need to stroke it today. It's getting a bit unruly and itchy, so it's coming off tonight.Hmm tempting
What have you got? On a scale between goatee and Gandalf?
That's a beard for scritches not villainy!In between. But you'll need to stroke it today. It's getting a bit unruly and itchy, so it's coming off tonight.
https://postimg.cc/9RmX1pkv
Maybe I'll just partially clip it off and leave the mad scientist goatee for a day or two.That's a beard for scritches not villainy!
(if I could be arsed I'd make a powerpoint)
But thank you
Where a fedora and pretend you're in a jazz band!Maybe I'll just partially clip it off and leave the mad scientist goatee for a day or two.
For fucks sake...
Can I not do anything right???
Or are you just that much of a control freak that you have to have your hands in everything....
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My mistake. I was thinking of passenger pigeons.carrier pigeons aren't extinct
also, there is no such thing as a pigeon proof bird feeder
i mean, they're not used much, but still.My mistake. I was thinking of passenger pigeons.
Aaw just trim it.... I wanna pet it....In between. But you'll need to stroke it today. It's getting a bit unruly and itchy, so it's coming off tonight.
https://postimg.cc/9RmX1pkv
So I should trim my pubic hair too then, huh?Aaw just trim it.... I wanna pet it....