What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Wand3rlust]

And then take over the world!

Its moments like these I lament not being able to grow a beard so I could stroke it like a villain

You can stroke mine.... *ahem*

 

[RosewoodTulip]

You can stroke mine.... *ahem*

Oh now I know you don't have one cos I've seen your pretty face.
I'll just have to think of something else

 

[SmokingFap]

And then take over the world!

Its moments like these I lament not being able to grow a beard so I could stroke it like a villain

Would you like to stroke my beard? For your evil scheming only, of course.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Would you like to stroke my beard? For your evil scheming only, of course.

Hmm tempting
What have you got? On a scale between goatee and Gandalf?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Me earlier.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

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Me earlier.

See! Pretty!
Did you do something to your hair?

 

[Wand3rlust]

See! Pretty!
Did you do something to your hair?

Why thank you for noticing...

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Why thank you for noticing...

I am very observant
Looks like it's been breezy too

 

[SmokingFap]

Hmm tempting
What have you got? On a scale between goatee and Gandalf?

In between. But you'll need to stroke it today. It's getting a bit unruly and itchy, so it's coming off tonight.

https://postimg.cc/9RmX1pkv

 

[RosewoodTulip]

In between. But you'll need to stroke it today. It's getting a bit unruly and itchy, so it's coming off tonight.

https://postimg.cc/9RmX1pkv

That's a beard for scritches not villainy!
(if I could be arsed I'd make a powerpoint)

But thank you

 

[SmokingFap]

That's a beard for scritches not villainy!
(if I could be arsed I'd make a powerpoint)

But thank you

Maybe I'll just partially clip it off and leave the mad scientist goatee for a day or two.

 

[orangecurious]

carrier pigeons aren't extinct

also, there is no such thing as a pigeon proof bird feeder

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Maybe I'll just partially clip it off and leave the mad scientist goatee for a day or two.

Where a fedora and pretend you're in a jazz band!


Sorry. I have not slept well

 

[dawn_of_night]

For fucks sake...

Can I not do anything right???

Or are you just that much of a control freak that you have to have your hands in everything....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

For fucks sake...

Can I not do anything right???

Or are you just that much of a control freak that you have to have your hands in everything....

 

[SmokingFap]

carrier pigeons aren't extinct

also, there is no such thing as a pigeon proof bird feeder

My mistake. I was thinking of passenger pigeons.

 

[orangecurious]

My mistake. I was thinking of passenger pigeons.

i mean, they're not used much, but still.

maybe the carriers refused to take the passengers.

pigeons, eh!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Thanks Kitty.

 

[dawn_of_night]

In between. But you'll need to stroke it today. It's getting a bit unruly and itchy, so it's coming off tonight.

https://postimg.cc/9RmX1pkv

Aaw just trim it.... I wanna pet it....

 

[SmokingFap]

Aaw just trim it.... I wanna pet it....

So I should trim my pubic hair too then, huh?

 

[Buzzfire]

Men are generally more into cars than women.

But women care more about what men drive, than men care about what women drive.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

One more night until I leave for home!

 

[monza34]

I'd be nice to have a female controlling my lovense!

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm thinking I have 3 days left ...

 

[LostHorizon]

I am one lucky fucker.