What did you dream? Tell it in five sentences or fewer.

I really wish you'd start including me in these dreams.
I always wanted to yell "land ho!" from the crows nest.

Expect to be anthropomorphized as the token green one-eyed parrot who can only squawk the lines "Land ho!" and "Shiver me timbers!".
 
At the supermarket - Episode 1

I was with hubby doing the shopping, having left daughter at home to revise, and the girl at the customer services desk fluffed an announcement she was trying to make. As the desk was next to the wine aisle, I made a poor joke about her having sampled the goods, which fell completely flat. I cringed inside, asking myself why I try to be funny when there is no need for me to say anything at all, and slunk away. :eek:
 
At the supermarket - Episode 2

On a previous visit, I'd brought back a pair of running pants that were too big. The returns system hadn't been working so they'd let me take a smaller pair anyway and told me to bring the larger ones back next time I called in, i.e. now. I couldn't make anyone understand what had originally happened and it was escalating into a row about me having stolen the smaller pair so I ran away..

(Always surprises me the complex back stories appear in dreams..)
 
At the supermarket - Episode 3

As hubby and I left the store, we bumped into a couple of friends from another city. They'd called at our house first, and daughter (who was apparently making potato wedge shaped biscuits instead of revising) had told them where to find us. We all decided to drive to another city where we know of a fabulous bistro next to a large park with lakes and gardens. It was very windy, so hubby decided to fix one of the conical plant support frames that I've just bought for the garden to the roof of the car to increase its aerodynamic quality.

I've woken up exhausted :D
 
Well I managed to do it.
Now I've forgotten most of it but I remember that it involved travelling to the same spot (Spot, since I can't remember what it was but it certainly wasn't a shop) 4 times and back over about an hour to buy the same thing every time. And everything in this dream world was either yellow or lime green.

Odd how I can't remember what I was dreaming 20 minutes ago but I can remember some of my older dreams from when I was remembering them in minute detail.
 
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It was super weird.

My water was off for some reason and my toilet was empty. I really needed to take a shit so I was trying to figure out what to do and then I just sat on the bathroom trash can, took a crap in there, wiped, threw the paper into the can, and tied the bag off. I was like "Brilliant! Go me!" like I'd just come up with the greatest idea ever. I threw the bag away and that's all I can remember.
 
I was a naked hair dresser in an underwater resort. I had to swim to the surface to breathe, it was very inconvenient.
 
I bought one of those enormous campers that you drive (as opposed to haul) for $10k and it was chock full of stuff. One thing in it was a game that had thousands of little glass figurines that went with it. The were tiny, like the size of my pinky fingernail to finger sized objects. It was all genie stuff, bottles, carpets, cups, low tables, pillows, everything for a feast and everything for lounging. And tiny little treasures galore. It was awesome!

I also had a fridge/freezer that put out cat shaped ice cubes that didn't melt :confused: I pan fried a steak and it was wearing curlers. Not that it had any hair, it was just wearing curlers. I was disappointed to wake up, I liked it there :D
 
I told a lot friend recently I have never been on a motorbike. Since then I have been dreaming a lot about motorbikes.

I had a more natural dream a few nights in a row about buying HUGE pieces of beef. I couldn't get th right piece for all the people I was serving, so I had to buy it in two or more pieces, but they were still huge, and I was trying to choose the best available meat, but it was so heavy.

Diet restrictions can all kinds of a bummer! :rose:
 
G dreamt we were time travelling and our machine was powered not by batteries but by hedgehogs, but during one trip one of our hedgehogs became brain damaged and we had to find a vet and G was concerned the veterinary science would be better in the far future so he asked the acentist if the brain damage meant the machine would not work and the scientist was cross and was saying he should put the welfare of the hedgehog first. ( the hedgehog was fine in the end)

I don't know if anyone here watches Doctor Who, ( I know I'm a dork) but along the lines of the time traveling dreams where I have the Doctors Tardis but no doctor. The most recent one was absolutely terrifying. Hubby had died horrifically and I kept trying to go back and fix it but every time I did he just died a worse and worse death. I woke up sick.
 
I went mushroom picking and found a mushroom that fell into slices when you touched it, ready for the pan :D

Sorry MD for your bad dream :rose: those suck!
 
I went mushroom picking and found a mushroom that fell into slices when you touched it, ready for the pan :D

Sorry MD for your bad dream :rose: those suck!

Thx, I've had more bad dreams lately than good. Last night's was more anxiety ridden than bad I guess. I was part of a samurai group and I had to fight an opponent from another group one on one but I couldn't find my sword. So I went to a samurai supermarket during some sort of fight ceremony to buy a new one but they all cost more money than I had. All of this took place in a school gymnasium for some reason. It was very nerve wracking.
 
Thx, I've had more bad dreams lately than good. Last night's was more anxiety ridden than bad I guess. I was part of a samurai group and I had to fight an opponent from another group one on one but I couldn't find my sword. So I went to a samurai supermarket during some sort of fight ceremony to buy a new one but they all cost more money than I had. All of this took place in a school gymnasium for some reason. It was very nerve wracking.

I expect this to be the plot of the next blockbuster anime series out of Japan.

As for dreams: No idea. Another night of insomnia and 3 hours of sleep so I probably didn't even finish enough REM cycles to start dreaming.
 
I'm dreaming about geometrical shapes again. Triangles turn into hexagons, swirling circles turn into tori, I open a cube to find a sphere in it.

These are not calm nights.
 
I'm dreaming about geometrical shapes again. Triangles turn into hexagons, swirling circles turn into tori, I open a cube to find a sphere in it.

These are not calm nights.

I used to have recurrent nightmares about nothing but white and lime-green 2D lines on a background of varying colours.
I have no idea what was scary about them but they were this-is-so-horrible-you-shoot-awake-and-feel-as-terrified-as-you-would-be-if-some-manaic-tied-bombs-to-your-eyes scary.

I'd rather be chased Godzilla, Cthulhu and Jeffrey Dahmer than see those damn lines again.
 
Well I remembered tonight's one in good detail.

I was meeting two obese men on a huge long concrete pier somewhere, about 15m wide. And then another obese man stumbled over to us and started ranting about something incomprehensible and a minute later this tiny little fluffy brown cute dog thing the accoster had brought with him decided it would have a fit and sprinted at ridiculous speed up and down the pier (Bear in mind it was probably about the size of my hand), round in circles and then did a huge long jump over the railings on the other side of the pier.
Then it fell through a huge rock onto what I guess was a small decorative artificial beach (as in really through it, like a ghost), ran into the sea and started paddling around.
The angry obese man then tried to get it back except he drowned because the beach slanted downwards at about 120 degrees and then had a bottomless vertical drop into the depths just after it met the waves and he sunk down it...
 
I had developed super-powers, but it was all going wrong. The world had become very hostile and I didn't have any answers. One of my friends was chased away by baddies and another one was shot through the chest. I discovered out how to fly, and I scooped up my wife to take her out of out of danger. As I woke up, though, I realised that there was nowhere safe left for us to land. :(
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I had some really bizarre fever dreams when I was in the hospital. Most of them evaporated with the sunrise, but one fun dream I remember was swimming in beautiful, crystal clear water at a beach. The sands sloped very gently into the water, and I was able to swim for a long time right along the bottom, enjoying the transition into a lively coral reef. At one point I noticed a shadow, rolled over, and say rays swimming above me. And not just normal rays...their bellies changed colors in waves, like a cuttlefish! I just coasted on my back and watched them for quite a while.
 
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