What did you dream? Tell it in five sentences or fewer.

[seela]

Last night I visited a Litster who had the world’s biggest plant of its kind, some sort of sprawling thing that covered most of the floor of their house. I didn’t want to sleep on top of the plant so I decided to walk back home. From another country, far, far away. Unsurprisingly, I couldn’t walk all the way and instead I went to a pub that was called Corner Pub Unicorn. The pub and everything in it it was completely round and didn’t have any corners.

I also had a dream about a lady I had a huge crush on years ago. Sadly we’re not in contact anymore. I miss talking to her now. Sigh.

 

[seela]

I hosted a game show where the contestants had to spot items that were shelved in the wrong spot in a grocery store and they also had to sometimes move the shelves around to make the layout make sense.

Part of my job as host was also to guess the contestants’ names and how old they were - something I’m notoriously bad at. My method was to call each contestant one at a time and ask them to stand in front of a camera and raise their eye brows. I’d then count how many wrinkles they got on their forehead, like the rings on a tree stump, and somehow from that I was able to deduct their age when I used a formula that I had written on my palm.

No one steal this idea, I’m sure it’s going to make a riveting show and it’ll earn me my first Emmy!

 

[ericalauren]

In my dream last night, I was on a small airplane. A fellow passenger kept trying to steal people's overhead luggage. There was a Greek Orthodox priest who was hitting on me and on the lesbian sitting next to me. We kept telling him to buzz off but he wouldn't listen.

 

[seela]

I had a dream about my Turkish pen pal from when I was around 10-15. We met in Istanbul some years ago and my dream was basically exactly the same as what happened then. Good times, good dream.

Now I’m thinking about how much fun pen pals were. Or even email pals.

 

[seela]

I made helmets out of pumpkins because of a mistake in a law.

 

[Trubbycat]

I was in the office cafeteria in my bathrobe having to redesign a newspaper ad using xeroxes, ruler, x-acto and rubber cement. Don Draper was supervising.

 

[seela]

There was a new animal species that people couldn’t decide if it was a) bird b) seal c) llama or d) fictional. There was a public vote on it.

I voted fictional, but then I saw one swim out of a hole in the ice and turn into a llama type animal. Made me a believer alright.

The animal was dubbed a “lesser tail blocker”. The name implies there might be a great tail blocker out there somewhere, so maybe I dream of that tonight.

 

[twister947]

I had a new motorcycle.

 

[seela]

I was on a date, or I thought it was a date but actually it was just a shoot for a new reality show where people are taken very far out of their social comfort zones and viewers get to see how they slowly have a melt down.

My fake date was at a gambling parlor and part of it was trying to stop my date from going bankrupt on a game where you had to guess how many coffee beans are in a jar.

I had a huge, pink winter coat, too, that was way too hot to be wearing inside but I didn’t want to take it off because I didn’t want anybody to see my body on TV.

I was such a wuss, letting people trample over my limits and not saying anything or leaving the place. It was very aggravating.

 

[seela]

I was at the feet of a very unexpected person to have a dream about. Things were extremely hot and heavy, but then we were interrupted by someone who dumped a big pile of apples to us and told us to go feed the deer. We dumped a pile in the backyard of a nearby house and returned to previous activities, but sadly I woke up soon after things got interesting again.

Strange dream and now I have waaaaaants and neeeeeeeds. Luckily November is almost over.

 

[Masters_slutpussy]

I dreamed of a first meeting with someone from lit.

 

[summer_reine]

I dreamt about what I'd do if I won the 36 million dollar lottery. It was a lovely dream. A car for a friend, student loans/ mortgages paid off for others, a big name concert in a small town, rebuilding abandoned properties to house multiple families. Toss the rest in a low interest savings account. And my favourite part was stuffing $100 bills in all the boxes of diapers at the grocery store.

 

[twister947]

I dreamt about what I'd do if I won the 36 million dollar lottery. It was a lovely dream. A car for a friend, student loans/ mortgages paid off for others, a big name concert in a small town, rebuilding abandoned properties to house multiple families. Toss the rest in a low interest savings account. And my favourite part was stuffing $100 bills in all the boxes of diapers at the grocery store.

I've gamed this myself from time to time. I always reach the same conclusion. I'm nowhere close to being sophisticated enough to manage large sums of money. Various financial planners, money managers, brokers, etc all take their cut from the front end. They have no skin in the game. I would do nothing for a year. Resist the urge to go wild spending money. I would keep the same job, drive the same car, and live the same way that I do presently. And I would read, read, read. Educate myself. And then start investing, spending cautiously, and intelligently. There's no second chance here.

 

[seela]

I played Super Mario Bros 3 and found a secret level no one else had found before. It was just a long, flat level but the air was poisonous so you had to have a star equipped at all times. It was very stressful to try to run to the next star block and not die.