What did you dream? Tell it in five sentences or fewer.

[seela]

I participated in Top Model. I was so bad at the looking pretty, walking pretty and posing pretty parts but I was really good at the applying lipstick while riding roller coasters part, which was 50% of the final scores for determining the winner.

All the other participants were much better in the actual model things and they laughed at me openly, which sucked, but riding the roller coasters was great fun.

Edit: I completely messed up before and called the program Project Runway but that’s about sewing, right? This was about becoming a model, so I think the show was actually called Top Model or something like that?

 

[IrisAlthea]

I have no idea what I dreamt, but I scared the shit out of Mr Althea by screaming in my sleep.
He then scared the living daylights out of me by waking me in the middle of whatever I was dreaming.
He texted me in the morning to ask if he had dreamt all of that.

 

[seela]

I blew my nose and out came cottage cheese.

I won’t be eating cottage cheese for a while…

 

[twister947]

I blew my nose and out came cottage cheese.

I won’t be eating cottage cheese for a while…

I would guess that quite a few of us will be abstaining. Thanks for that. Or not.

 

[Wonderer67]

I got a tiny bit high before bed but fell asleep on the couch. I’m a total lightweight.

When I went to bed I could feel I was a bit high. I don’t know if I was dreaming actually thought the following:

I was trying to rhyme with a bunch of people from work. Then I realized they were speaking German. I tried to think of words that had a soft “a” sound like hat. But in German it is hut.

Then I tried the word “jetzt” but that wasn’t the right sound either. I couldn’t think of another word in German that had a soft “a” sound… This was a very @seela -esque dream.

Then my perspective changed, and I felt more awake. I felt like I was wrapped too tight, figuratively not Literally - like I was too uptight to enjoy my slight high.

Then my uptightness sort of melted away and I was able to enjoy the high more. I heard music playing that was very pleasant to listen to. I thought anything was possible. I recall playing with my dick a bit to get hard and that I might be able to have a hands free orgasm without even touching myself - even tho I was touching with myself.

EDIT: I just told my wife this dream and her response: “this is what you do when you are ‘working from home?’” (Using air quotes)

 

[IrisAlthea]

This was a very @seela -esque dream.

Very true!

EDIT: I just told my wife this dream and her response: “this is what you do when you are ‘working from home?’” (Using air quotes)

 

[Wonderer67]

I had a dream about fight with my PYL..

Guess our thoughts hount us in our dreams

Just curious, what’s a PYL? I’m prolly showing my age here.

 

[dreamysub]

Just curious, what’s a PYL? I’m prolly showing my age here.

PYL means pick your label, like Sir, Master, Daddy etc.

 

[Ashfordbloke]

There is a fellow Litster I have been chatting with outside Lit. My dream was that she was bent over the dining table while I spanked her till her butt was red... then, after gently touching her pussy to get her ready to take it, driving myself into her to have her hard, fast and deep... I woke up just after I had filled her with cum and had to "handle the problem“ with my dick!

 

[Wonderer67]

In my dream last night I was running. It was a good run and it felt good.

(I used to run and it’s my fave form of exercise but my back, ankles and knees now say no…)

Then my dream perspective changed. I was in algebra class working on a word problem. I actually appreciated it because it was something I could sink my teeth into and solve. “In sunnyvale it is sunny 300 days of the year. In rainy town it rains 250 days of the year. How many more days of sun does Sunnyvale get than rainy town? How much more rain does rainy town get than Sunnyvale?

Express you answer as a fraction and a percentage.

Then I had a hard time falling asleep. I really wanted to try to solve it, but I was super tired. Of course I couldn’t fall back asleep for a while.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Interesting night here.

I was in Hamburg and was supposed to check in on the appartment of my extended family there and sleep there during my visit, but they were somehow still married and in the old and large appartement. When I got there there were two cats they hadn’t mentioned which seemed weird, but they looked well cared for.
All night I kept getting the feeling that there was someone else there with me and in the morning it was obvious that there was someone in one of the other rooms. I thought the husband had come home from travel during the night because there was laundry in the machine, so I called out to him that I was delghted we’d see each other as I hadn’t thought they’d be there - no answer though.
As I stood in the hallway outside the room with the cats, the door opened and a youngish man came out of the room, walking the other way down the hallway without looking at me and I saw his head was…like ab it like a horse and a bit like a wild boar?!
Dream Iris decided that this was not a god thing and started moving discreetly toward the exit and I must have drawn the same conclusion because I woke up.

When I fell back asleep I was still in Hamburg but visiting a disorganized restaurant that was ooened by the darkhaired guy in Wham.

I’m still somewhat confused.

 

[Trubbycat]

I was having an incredible relaxing massage when the masseuse slipped a finger into my ass and seduced me into a sensual pegging session. Amazing dream.

 

[seela]

I was in Iceland and all TV shows, streaming services, movies, internet sites etc. were black and white only there. The reason was that if people only see black and white things on their screens, they’ll appreciate the colors of the nature more.

 

[dreamysub]

I sat on his lap and we were kissing and smiling and simply enjoying each other again..

Was nice until I woke up and realised it was just a dream.. I was so devasteded by that dream that I had to run away from home and spent hours crying on a parking lot in my car after.

 

[Wonderer67]

I sat on his lap and we were kissing and smiling and simply enjoying each other again..

Was nice until I woke up and realised it was just a dream.. I was so devasteded by that dream that I had to run away from home and spent hours crying on a parking lot in my car after.

Sorry to hear that. Sometimes dreams can be too real.

 

[dreamysub]

Sorry to hear that. Sometimes dreams can be too real.

Yea, sadly.

 

[twister947]

For my entire lifetime I slept and dreamt quietly.
Something has changed: I'm talking in my dreams, loudly and clearly enough to briefly wake, and think, "that was different ". Then back to sleep. Strange. And, no, I have not thus far remember the dreams.

 

[IrisAlthea]

I was in Iceland and all TV shows, streaming services, movies, internet sites etc. were black and white only there. The reason was that if people only see black and white things on their screens, they’ll appreciate the colors of the nature more.

Come to think of it, that might explain the green cast that is so popular in the Scandi crime shows, like Bron for example.

 

[seela]

Come to think of it, that might explain the green cast that is so popular in the Scandi crime shows, like Bron for example.

Needs a little more research maybe, but it’s a valid theory.

 

[seela]

I had a dream I had amazing boobs and I was so proud of them that I wanted to show them to just about everybody. And those who said yes to seeing my boobs were all super into them as well. Except for one person, and then of course I stopped being proud of my boobs after that one person’s less than enthusiastic comments.

Sigh.

But they really were amazing boobs.

 

[Wonderer67]

I had a dream I had amazing boobs and I was so proud of them that I wanted to show them to just about everybody. And those who said yes to seeing my boobs were all super into them as well. Except for one person, and then of course I stopped being proud of my boobs after that one person’s less than enthusiastic comments.

Sigh.

But they really were amazing boobs.

I would not have been that one person…

 

[Wonderer67]

I slept poorly last night and as I was fading back into sleep I was sort of awake and also dreaming.

I was with a woman from work that I have an intense sexual attraction to. She is beautiful and very milfy.

Somehow we were going to engage in some D/s play, which I really want to engage in IRL, but have never really done. I made her go outside naked and get a cherry switch. I made her kneel in front of me as i skinned the cherry switch with a pocket knife in front of her. I asked her questions… in this role I was really good at creating tension.

Anyway, i gave her some intense titty spanking with the switch which really made her wet. It hurt her but she loved it.

Then I had her get on all fours and started tiger striping her ass and backs of her legs. I spanked her with my hand and she LOVED IT. I was taking my time and really drawing it out (in a good way) bcz she was soooo turned on. I started spanking her pussy with the switch which made her cum insanely hard. She was eating it up and really turned on.

All the while I was asking her questions. When she got any wrong I made her get on her knees and I would fuck her mouth for a while, then put her back on all fours for more spanking and getting hit w the switch.

I really wanted to fuck her from behind and fuck her anally but we never got that far. We started talking about it and she was so amazingly turned in and cumming from just talking about what happened.

Then I felt an immense sense of guilt and remorse for hurting her in this way, even tho she loved it.

I woke up very hard and went into the other room to masturbate and edge for a while thinking abt the dream till I got tired and finally went to bed.

 

[Wonderer67]

I just remembered another dream I had last night. One of my friends was backing up his RV trailer.

I was behind him and to his right in my pick up truck. He started backing up and was y up toward me, but I could see his mirrors, so I wasn’t all that concerned. I figured he could straighten it out and back into the place he wanted.

But he kept on coming back towards my truck. I couldn’t move my truck up out of the way fast enough.

I awoke before he backed into my truck.

 

[Wonderer67]

In my dream I was playing poker.

I played a lot when I was younger but got burned out on it.

First it was idiots poker where you have one card that you hold on your forehead that others can see but you cannot. I have also heard this called Indian poker.

I had no idea what my card was, but I was playing with bad poker players, who were “not keeping their cards close to the vest” as they say, so I knew I had a good card and that I could win the pot.

Then the scene shifted and we were playing Texas hold ‘em. The pot was really large and I had two 8s showing. Everyone was folding. I was disappointed bcz I wanted to get in a good bidding war because I also had another 8 underneath.

Everyone ended up folding and I won with three 8s.

I wonder what it means? IRL I can’t stand playing poker anymore.

 

[IrisAlthea]

I wonder what it means? IRL I can’t stand playing poker anymore.

I don’t know what it means but both in poker and in life, I think it is more common to win with a crappy pair rather than one of those stellar hands.