What do you NOT TRUST?

[hilton1958]

Any government/political party.

 

[angelofthenorth]

A skinny cook

 

[dkak001]

My Dog. She's been acting shady all morning. She did something she wasn't supposed to, and won't fess up to it.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

My Dog. She's been acting shady all morning. She did something she wasn't supposed to, and won't fess up to it.

She’ll never fess up. She will use her cuteness to get away with it.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Well? I'm not sure I'd accept an apple from a pink horse.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Well? I'm not sure I'd accept an apple from a pink horse.

You’re supposed to give the horse the apple not the other way around silly.

Where’s my apple?

 

[JessForFun37]

“ Trust me “

 

[barefootgirl69]

Most everything in/on the news these days.

 

[SlyderInside]

These days? 5% of my farts.

 

[LostHorizon]

Just about everyone and everything

 

[latecomer91364]

Anything almost any Democrat says.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Non drip paint

 

[angelofthenorth]

pigeons

 

[angelofthenorth]

non-stick

 

[JKL123]

I'll pay you back ... I promise.

 

[EvaLane]

Someone who couldn’t communicate with a pet rock

 

[angelofthenorth]

It tastes like chicken

 

[angelofthenorth]

It’ll take 2 minutes

 

[cheekygirl75]

It’ll take 2 minutes

Ugh, my sister is famous for this! Then fifteen minutes to an hour later…

 

[angelofthenorth]

But it was a bargain!

 

[ericalauren]

This thread just reminded me of my friend who is trying to conceive, and they say that they don’t trust Dollar Tree ovulation sticks.

 

[raceryz]

me getting a bj and telling her
"I won't cum in your mouth"
BTW, it was the last time she gave me 1

 

[Graybear1826]

People that say "I'm gonna be honest with you".

 

[Tallulah82]

People that say "I'm gonna be honest with you".

Wait. You mean that when people claim that they're being honest... they're... NOT necessarily being honest?

I mean, I know height and dick length varies depending on the measuring tape, but still... I feel so tricked.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Any of y'all motherfuckers