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quoll said:
Really good, he's a porker, so full of laughs and smiles.
Absolutely beautiful baby!
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Denae said:
You know I was sure there was going to be an Abondance of cattle puns here, perhaps I can steer the conversation in the right direction, hell you can use my Lincoln Red Limousin to go to South Devon if it will help.
Just the other day I saw Simmental as anything cover band doing the Watusi, strange as that was, I had to take a Guernsey at the lead singer's Batangas, in fact I was so taken by her Barzonas I felt compelled to shout out "Nice Brah, man", she was suitably impressed so I invited her over for a Charolais and and a nice Chateaubriand ( I know, white wine red meat, but she filled out her Jersey so well I coudn't help myself).
We chatted for awhile although I must admit I kept Angeln for a look at her Tarentaise, all I could think about was Friesian them from their Holsteins, seriously it was giving me a Red Poll, and before long I had a Shorthorn, I then realised she was casting furtive glances at my Wangus and I began to wonder if she was into Milking Shorthorn.
After she Ongole me for a bit more I was sporting an amazing Longhorn, I said a quick prayer to Saint Gertrudis hoping that I might be able to get my Beefmaster into her Hinterwald and run my hands over her luscious Highlands.
I thought I should at least introduce myself, I said "Hi I'm Dexter", she replied "Im Angus".
"Andalusian my mind? Did I hear right? Fleckvieh!" I said to myself.
Well Wagyu gonna do? I did what any self respecting man would do, I took it on the lam. Now Aberdeen Randall before but I have to tell you, when I left there my Ngunis were Belgian Blue.
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Saw a picture in yesterday's paper and was reminded of something that happened during my first year of teaching:
I'd arrived at my 9:30 class a few minutes early and was getting ready to write some notes on the chalkboard when one of my non-traditional students opened the door to the classroom and asked if I'd step into the hallway. I went out and noticed that her son, who was probably 9 or 10 years old at the time, was standing next to her wearing a baseball cap.
The student said, "Would it be okay if my son sat in on the class? I'm too embarrassed to send him to school--I don't know what he was thinking! ****, take off your cap."
The boy removed his cap, and smack in the middle of his forehead was a prefectly round, reddish-purple bruise. That morning, shortly before the bus was to arrive, he'd apparently decided to give himself a vacuum-cleaner hickey.
Today, that same boy who embarrassed his mom is an engineering student with academic scholarships at a fairly large university, but I'll always remember him as the goofy kid who bruised his forehead with a vacuum cleaner!
I'd arrived at my 9:30 class a few minutes early and was getting ready to write some notes on the chalkboard when one of my non-traditional students opened the door to the classroom and asked if I'd step into the hallway. I went out and noticed that her son, who was probably 9 or 10 years old at the time, was standing next to her wearing a baseball cap.
The student said, "Would it be okay if my son sat in on the class? I'm too embarrassed to send him to school--I don't know what he was thinking! ****, take off your cap."
The boy removed his cap, and smack in the middle of his forehead was a prefectly round, reddish-purple bruise. That morning, shortly before the bus was to arrive, he'd apparently decided to give himself a vacuum-cleaner hickey.
Today, that same boy who embarrassed his mom is an engineering student with academic scholarships at a fairly large university, but I'll always remember him as the goofy kid who bruised his forehead with a vacuum cleaner!
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quoll, I Hereford you are well versed in the breeds of cattle. Impressive!
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LOL - that was good!
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EJFan said:four days with the greatest person that ever happened to me.
Sorry EJFan. Not making light of what you said. Quoll just made me laugh and tonight I needed that.
pleasteasme
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EJFan said:
Is that when the Genie comes out of the lamp?
Nice to see you EJ and I'm happy for you!
pleasteasme
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EJFan said:i was kinda hoping YOU'D make the genie come out of the lamp.
We need to work on that ~ my skill isn't perfected yet. Wanna help tutor me?
btw, nice to see you EJ
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EJFan said:fortunately i happen to be a certified genie extractor instructor.
nice to see you too.
I was kinda hoping YOU were the genie and you'd let me rub your lamp...
I'll see your
and raise you a and another 
