What Have You Stuck Up Ass...Question

[PFWilly]

I took the time one night to carefully carve a very large carrot into an interesting shape, then warmed it a bit before slipping it in my ass.

Highly recommended…lol.

Man, that was a LONG time ago.

 

[jasheville]

Fingers, tongues, cucumbers, brush handle, cock.... Lube is your friend!

 

[Samanthaphri]

Been there and done that, it's amazing!...kinda messy but worth it.

 

[cubbyfire04]

Been there and done that, it's amazing!...kinda messy but worth it.

Same... Slap a condom over it. Also prevents losing any if it breaks inside you.

 

[Samanthaphri]

Same... Slap a condom over it. Also prevents losing any if it breaks inside you.

Love that idea, thanks! I will definitely try it next time....then I can really go to town on it.

 

[suckcurious]

Most bottles in a bathroom plus screw driver handles

 

[Marcs4u]

I've had everything, except maybe a turkey leg, up my ass over the years! From cukes and zucchini to bedposts and a full sized baseball bat to huge plus and dildos!

 

[BenHoping]

My own fingers at first. It took years before I could work up the balls to ask my wife for ass play. We'd both use fingers on each other every once in a while. I started sneaking one of her thinner vibes (put a rubber on it) but wouldn't admit it. After she died, I got more adventurous!

Favorite non-commercial thing so far: Polish sausage!! Those things are nearly 2 feet long and feel pretty close to dicks, I think! Single use, so kind of wasteful, but fun.

Now I've got a suction cup dick for the shower.

 

[Sunnyade]

Things I've stuck up my own ass? Fingers and a variety of dildos.
Things someone else has stuck up my ass? Fingers, tongue, cock.

 

[Far1957mer]

I've also experimented with fingers, carrots and similar items, but have never felt any great pleasure, rather more like discomfort when doing it myself.

I learned to use lube and take my time.........Love the feeling of my P-Spot being rubbed...

 

[OldFred65]

Fingers, tongues, strap-ons, and cocks (lots of them) are all that has been in there.

 

[Oshkosh60]

What is the best lubricant for a shower? I hesitate when using liquid soap or shampoo having it cause irritation. I have used Jergens body butter which hasn't caused any issues short term, but in using Neava there was some stinging. What is a good long term safe product. I don't think I can get by using KY as there is no where to hide it in the bathroom where it might be happened upon

 

[Far1957mer]

What is the best lubricant for a shower? I hesitate when using liquid soap or shampoo having it cause irritation. I have used Jergens body butter which hasn't caused any issues short term, but in using Neava there was some stinging. What is a good long term safe product. I don't think I can get by using KY as there is no where to hide it in the bathroom where it might be happened upon

I don't leave mine in the shower to be discovered....I do use KY and when I'm out of that I use Surgical Gel but you have to be careful not to get this in your eyes.....someone mentioned Crisco......I will have to give that a try sometime......

 

[cubbyfire04]

What is the best lubricant for a shower? I hesitate when using liquid soap or shampoo having it cause irritation. I have used Jergens body butter which hasn't caused any issues short term, but in using Neava there was some stinging. What is a good long term safe product. I don't think I can get by using KY as there is no where to hide it in the bathroom where it might be happened upon

Please don't use soap, shampoo, conditioner, or lotion. If you're worried about it being discovered, Vaseline is the only thing I can think of that makes sense but it will degrade toys and condoms, and if it gets on the floor, you will slip and break your neck with fingers your ass. Only use with your fingers. Better yet... Bring some water-baser lube in and out of the bathroom yesterday. Silicone lube also a slipping hazard.

 

[bobb_sledd]

Please don't use soap, shampoo, conditioner, or lotion. If you're worried about it being discovered, Vaseline is the only thing I can think of that makes sense but it will degrade toys and condoms, and if it gets on the floor, you will slip and break your neck with fingers your ass. Only use with your fingers. Better yet... Bring some water-baser lube in and out of the bathroom yesterday. Silicone lube also a slipping hazard.

Baby oil is another option. Often used for moisturizing it wouldn't be unusual to be found in the bathroom/shower. Careful though, there is a slip hazard if overused.

 

[ChrissyCD64]

Never had anything in there but cocks (real and plastic), fingers, and tongues, but there have been more of those in there than I can count.

 

[derbybi]

Night stick (I was a cop), cucumber, carrot, sausage, broom handle, dildo(s), fingers.

Similar but a UK one

 

[Ubercuck1961]

My fingers, 2 cocks, wifes glass, ribbed 7 inch dildo and a set of training butt plugs, largest one took ages to fit but now slips in fairly easily.

 

[BenHoping]

Well, then! Just tried a new butt toy and like it a lot! Got a b-Vibe "Snug." It's heavy--got weights inside that rattle, but I didn't notice that a lot. What I liked was that I could keep it in a long time! Mine's kind of medium sized--like 1 1/2", but the thick part doesn't stay in your hole--it just slides on in and the little stem connecting it to the "pull-it-out" handle is maybe 3/8".

I walked around the house and yard to see if it'd fall out. Nope. Went grocery shopping, had a haircut, walked a mile on a trail--loved the feeling! They make some with vibrators in 'em too--may need to see about one of those!

 

[Dougos]

Fingers, butt plug, two different dildos.

 

[maybe_iwill]

Big green and long bananas!

 

[2tallpaul]

Toys, cucumbers, anything the girl friend could think of to a fucking machine, anal snake trained me for length and finally, the real thing, gnag bangs and a few DP that put me over in seconds. Gathering I'm a slut.

 

[OldFred65]

My wife did me with her fingers and a her strap-on not long after we met. She finally got me to take a real cock about 26 years ago and I haven't stopped getting fucked regularly since then. Sadly, I recently had a heart attack and the cardiologist is recommending only hand jobs and blow jobs for a while.

 

[SuperSissy]

I had a BF who would have me fuck myself with an English cucumber after I tired him out. I could ride that thing for an hour. Put a condom and lots of lube on it, and wedge it into a couch cushion, and it's not a bad substitute. Something more naughty about it that just a dildo.

 

[SissySalina]

It"s not so much what sissy has put up there, it is what others have stuck up there!