What Have You Stuck Up Ass...Question

[LoveLiving]

Big green and long bananas!

Yes. Bananas. Whole, or peeled. Mush them in they come out eventually.

 

[LoveLiving]

Let's see: My fingers often, other people's fingers often, other people's tongues occasionally, other people's dicks rarely now but often years ago, a variety of dildos (none too large, glass preferred) often as of late, buttplugs (none too large, steel prefered) often as of late, enema hose a couple times, garden hose (flowing) once, a very long toy rubber finger once, a toy plastic pickle once (at one time it had contained some foul powdered candy), the business end of a Super Soaker water gun twice (would do again), and water jets from hot tubs, pools, fancy shower heads more times than I can count.

Wife’s large glass dildo, medium silicone vibrating cock, small vibrator wired to a remote.

 

[LoveLiving]

Wife’s large glass dildo, medium silicone vibrating cock, small vibrator wired to a remote.

Also of course fingers. Just can’t find a cumfortable position for self fingering. I guess a partner is best for P massage.
Inserted tampons and pumped in water to make them expand.

 

[sissinabra]

". . . after

" . . . after a little while." he he. I have found that immediately post-good fucking (or too big of an anal insert) it can take a few hours for things to close well. Your inner sphincter recovers rapidly, and once that closes (few hours at worst) it minimizes loss of stuff. Your outer, or external, sphincter . . . well, honey, that might take a bit longer, or like mine never really close completely anymore.

Agreed. Lots of toys lots of times and no long term effects . Except lots of pleasure !

 

[MoleskineScribbler]

Yes to much of the above at one time or another.

 

[ChrissyCD64]

Haven't had anything but cocks in mine in a while, most recently about 1:30 AM this morning.

 

[cumuncut]

Prostate toy this morning for a few hours made going to do laundry more exciting

 

[fetishdan]

Hmm well fingers. Carrots, zucchini, various dildos, prostate toy and my plug.
Love them all. Keep plugging

 

[load69]

A whipped cream maker

 

[Tayloroc]

So naughty

 

[BlueEyes1969]

I have been experimenting with my fingers, carrots and other things since I was a young lad. Being 62 now, I have a great variety of cock shaped dildos which I use in my ass and to suck on. I have never had a real cock, other than my own, in my hands, mouth or ass. I hope to one of these days have real one take my mouth and ass cherry.......but I have played with my ass for over 50 years and I'm still nice and tight but I really love the feel of my 10 inch long by 1 3/4 inch cock shaped dildo which is suction cupped to the wall, in my ass as I deep throat another one...pretending I am getting split roasted.

At 75 I share your journey. Love the freedom to explore with different kinds of vibrators and dildos in the absence of the real thing!

 

[gary04]

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[storypost603]

after last night a 10 inch dildo. Got pegged by my wife for the first time and god was it good. I have also had smaller vibrators in me.

 

[longhornfan]

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I have thought often about getting a fucking machine, but worry about what the wife would say about that. She does use her fingers on me regularly, which pops me off like a pistol. Got her to peg me once, but she thought it was too gay.

 

[easyoff]

I have thought often about getting a fucking machine, but worry about what the wife would say about that. She does use her fingers on me regularly, which pops me off like a pistol. Got her to peg me once, but she thought it was too gay.

You need a boyfriend

 

[Tayloroc]

 

[BlueEyes1969]

LOL! Throughout the years: Large Carrots, tapered candles, wooden rods, butt plugs, dildos, fingers and some wonderful throbbing cocks! Just showered with a 9.5 inch vibrating dildo. Hmmmmm!

 

[AppleCucumber]

Before getting fucked for the first time I did play with my ass a lot. Cucumbers, Carrots, bananas and such. Fingers aren't big enough to get the same feeling. After getting fucked a few times I've lost interest. A cock is so much better. I've not had a cock in my ass in far too long and have stuck a finger inside while I JO. I think I'd let any size cock in my ass now no matter how big

 

[BlueEyes1969]

You will love the vibrating type!

 

[Swuchmann]

Fingers, vegetables, hair brush handles, sex toys, wife’s big toe, tongues….and about 25 hard cocks

 

[Jangus66]

My FWB’s fingers 1,2,3 working up to a full set

 

[Charlotte_Sin]

I've used a variety of toys of many shapes and sizes. But if you are talking about unconventional items I have actually taken pics and videos for variousbporn sites of me using a beer bottle, screwdriver handle, toilet plunger, cucumbers, eggplants, apples and soda cans

 

[Charlotte_Sin]

Yes. Bananas. Whole, or peeled. Mush them in they come out eventually.

I have got to try this....

 

[MiMike]

I have had a cock a few times, but the last few years, my favorite thing is precooked smoked sausage, the kind that comes in about 18" to 24" links. it is a good size and feels a lot like the real thing. I have gotten probably 10 or 12" up me with no problem.

This has been my most enjoyable experience, very real feeling.
Always fun to see how much I can stuff in there.

 

[LoveLiving]

I have got to try this....

When you do, tell me all about it.