What Have You Stuck Up Ass...Question

[emperor0379]

Dildos, of course. Once I used a bottle of roll-on deodorant, and let me say up front that was a BAD idea, because the cap could have come off and sent me to the emergency room. On the plus side, it was the best ass fucking I ever had and led to an anal orgasm.

 

[texasgfather]

I have had a cock a few times, but the last few years, my favorite thing is precooked smoked sausage, the kind that comes in about 18" to 24" links. it is a good size and feels a lot like the real thing. I have gotten probably 10 or 12" up me with no problem.

 

[Showmewhatchugot84]

First thing for me about 20 yrs ago was a plunger handle with a condom on it

 

[ChrissyCD64]

I have had a cock a few times, but the last few years, my favorite thing is precooked smoked sausage, the kind that comes in about 18" to 24" links. it is a good size and feels a lot like the real thing. I have gotten probably 10 or 12" up me with no problem.

Did you eat it afterward. I would, just like I always lick the cock clean that has been deep in my ass.

 

[CuriousGuy62]

https://imgur.com/FekPjUj

 

[onceuponatimex]

I've been trying to train myself for the last couple of years. I think I'm a bit nervy-tight down there! Can now manage a slim/medium courgette (zucchini for your Mericans!)

I'd buy a dildo, but I'd need to find somewhere to hide it.

 

[FeelingLikeMyself]

Plugs, dildos, strap-ons, fingers and cocks. If it's not attached to another human or myself and isn't designed for anal play, it's not going up there. Too afraid of the trip to the emergency room.

 

[steamboat610]

First thing for me about 20 yrs ago was a plunger handle with a condom on it

Must've had the same idea as me

 

[dodgeboy2]

For me it was say early in my explorations, I had one of those very long thick pencils (maybe about 10+" & about the thickness of a hot dog). Being naïve I didn't think the the cheap paint would peel off while inside me, luckily it came out when nature called.

 

[onceuponatimex]

For me it was say early in my explorations, I had one of those very long thick pencils (maybe about 10+" & about the thickness of a hot dog). Being naïve I didn't think the the cheap paint would peel off while inside me, luckily it came out when nature called.

Waaay back, I first tried one of those slim biros with the hexagonal case - Bic, I think? Was nice to rotate it gently, too. Hmmm... That's got me puckering!

 

[2tallpaul]

What have I stuck up.....my masculinity, and it's not coming back.

 

[PFWilly]

I took the time one night to carefully carve a very large carrot into an interesting shape, then warmed it a bit before slipping it in my ass.

Highly recommended…lol.

Man, that was a LONG time ago.

But, there have been a few other things.

 

[ChrissyCD64]

More cocks than I can count.

 

[Abrahamlickin]

A very large 2" x 10" realistic fake cock. It took quite a while to work up to it. I can't get enough of it, especially on high vibrate it sends me to the moon. Now I just need the real thing!

 

[onceuponatimex]

A very large 2" x 10" realistic fake cock. It took quite a while to work up to it. I can't get enough of it, especially on high vibrate it sends me to the moon. Now I just need the real thing!

I did try a prostate vibe thingy - it didn't do a lot for me.

I think I'm all about the sliding in/out sensation. Maybe I need one of those fucking machines?

(Or an actual guy's cock!)

 

[GECuck]

My wife’s dildo, hairbrush, my and my wife’s finger…

 

[onceuponatimex]

I've just ordered one of those double-headed dildos. The ones that are a lot thinner at one end that the other. It's a flexible one, because I read about them being able to 'turn the corner' instead of hitting the dead-end inside.


I'll let y'all know how we get along...

 

[comegently]

I did try a prostate vibe thingy - it didn't do a lot for me.

I think I'm all about the sliding in/out sensation. Maybe I need one of those fucking machines?

(Or an actual guy's cock!)

Maybe. I like cocky and ballsy dildos. There seems to be a difference between people who like the sensation alone and its range of plugs, and those who like one that's as near as possible to being a cock.
What you get for the money has come on leaps and bounds.
One of mine has remote control, a thrusting/rotating action and a heated tip. The surface is really smooth and skin-like. My fucking machine is also good but it takes a lot of setup.

 

[cumuncut]

Currently have a plug in

 

[onceuponatimex]

My fucking machine is also good but it takes a lot of setup.

Yeah, that's what puts me off. Post-orgasm clean-up and hiding, too.

 

[Nightspeed]

Nothing major; single fingers, a butt plug, a slim vibrator. That's it. I'd like to experience more of that and anything else.

 

[Dougos]

With the house to myself this morning I felt the need to have a 6” dildo buried in my ass. The orgasm that came with it was magic.

 

[cubbyfire04]

I draw the line at a thorny stick

Read that as "...with a thorny stick..." and imagined you, naked, attempting to draw a line in the sand with a thorny stick clenched between your cheeks

 

[richgo50]

This is what I have put up my ass lately:View attachment 2221242View attachment 2221241View attachment 2221243

 

[Johnny_Bottoms]

I get fucked quite often, stretched out with large toys, and occasionally fisted and this hasn't ever been a problem.

Was enjoying the thread what have You stuck up Your Ass, (I as well have explored with many different items) and I have a question. Are there any of You guys or Girls for that matter that enjoy anal penetration that have experienced any looseness or lack of control of the spintcer (mis spelled prolly)

Seems as tho anymore once I get the urge for a bowel movement I had better get to a toilet pretty Quick.

I get fucked frequently, I've taken huge toys and even fists, but I've never had that problem.
While I'm loose afterwards, I tighten back up fairly quickly. I'm tight enough that the next time I am fucked, the initial penetration hurts a little.
The anus can stretch a long ways before it is damaged.