What kind of sex would you like to have right now? Part 4

[MiaBabe23]

The kind that starts where I’ve been craving his touch all day.

Oof, yes, want that…

 

[Dom70]

The kind where tab A gets inserted into slot B

 

[DannieB]

Starts with this
Getting playful with sensual kisses
Going for a ride before
He takes control
And I’m exhausted
Goodnight

 

[Taegul]

Starts with this
Getting playful with sensual kisses
Going for a ride before
He takes control
And I’m exhausted
Goodnight

Is there a sign-up sheet or something?

 

[DannieB]

Is there a sign-up sheet or something?

Maybe I should start one with all these boxes to check

 

[Taegul]

Maybe I should start one with all these boxes to check

Filling out applications sucks, but the interviews can be fun. At least they look fun in those videos I've seen online with the hot but terrible actors.

My interviews IRL tend to end early with lots of yelling and threats of legal action. I guess those videos are misleading...

 

[DannieB]

Filling out applications sucks, but the interviews can be fun. At least they look fun in those videos I've seen online with the hot but terrible actors.

My interviews IRL tend to end early with lots of yelling and threats of legal action. I guess those videos are misleading...

So, you’re imagining your interview going like a plumber in a porno…

But really you’re Dale farting in Stepbrothers?

 

[EctoJohn]

Any!

 

[stargame]

Penetrative.

 

[Taegul]

So, you’re imagining your interview going like a plumber in a porno…

But really you’re Dale farting in Stepbrothers?

Hey, the plumber isn't the one always getting stuck naked in the appliances.

Seriously, how did that genre become a thing?

 

[HornyMarriedMale]

Any!

I hear you I hear you

 

[DannieB]

Hey, the plumber isn't the one always getting stuck naked in the appliances.

Seriously, how did that genre become a thing?

Perhaps cable or pizza delivery guy?

 

[Taegul]

Perhaps cable or pizza delivery guy?

Cable/UPS/Pool boy are all good for daytime encounters. Pizza delivery is more for an evening rendezvous.

Wow, I really have this all game planned out, don't I? I "research" too many videos online...

 

[DannieB]

“Research”! That’s what it is! Much like you must read the articles!

And, btw, some of us may want a pizza delivered for lunch. Don’t ruin my fantasy!

 

[Taegul]

“Research”! That’s what it is! Much like you must read the articles!

And, btw, some of us may want a pizza delivered for lunch. Don’t ruin my fantasy!

Psh. Everyone reads the articles.

So, you have UPS deliveries and pizza deliveries while the cable guy is working on his pole and the pool boy is playing with his water hose?

Yeah, you better start a sign-up sheet, and fast!

 

[DannieB]

Psh. Everyone reads the articles.

So, you have UPS deliveries and pizza deliveries while the cable guy is working on his pole and the pool boy is playing with his water hose?

Yeah, you better start a sign-up sheet, and fast!

And the plumber!

 

[Taegul]

And the plumber!

Oh God. You're currently stuck in the laundry machine, aren't you! Dannie? Are you posting from inside the washer? Or is it the dryer?

 

[DannieB]

Oh God. You're currently stuck in the laundry machine, aren't you! Dannie? Are you posting from inside the washer? Or is it the dryer?

I’m actually under the bathroom sink! But it’s ok, I can see the tv from here so I can remain calm while waiting for my pizza delivery guy to come rescue me!

 

[Taegul]

I’m actually under the bathroom sink! But it’s ok, I can see the tv from here so I can remain calm while waiting for my pizza delivery guy to come rescue me!

RESCUE YOU?!?! Oh sweet, innocent Dannie, I don't think you understand how this works. You are in for quite the surprise!

 

[DannieB]

RESCUE YOU?!?! Oh sweet, innocent Dannie, I don't think you understand how this works. You are in for quite the surprise!

It’s what all the articles say!! Deliver sustenance, rescue, work on appliances…my boxes were checked!

 

[Taegul]

It’s what all the articles say!! Deliver sustenance, rescue, work on appliances…my boxes were checked!

Wow, I think this will be the last time I do an image search for "pizza delivery sex". Here I was psyching myself up for a career change, but now I don't want to ever order a pizza again as long as I live! Reminds me of another Litster LOL.

 

[DannieB]

Wow, I think this will be the last time I do an image search for "pizza delivery sex". Here I was psyching myself up for a career change, but now I don't want to ever order a pizza again as long as I live! Reminds me of another Litster LOL.

You ruined it!!! How can I ever eat delivery again! Digiorno from now until forever

 

[Taegul]

You ruined it!!! How can I ever eat delivery again! Digiorno from now until forever

Blame DuckDuckGo. It's their fault. I am innocent!

Maybe I can special request a woman for pizza delivery...

DuckDuckGo trying to redeem itself...

 

[DannieB]

No, sir! Guilty for sharing!

I thought my delivery person was handy. Yours just jumps right in!

 

[Taegul]

No, sir! Guilty for sharing!

I thought my delivery person was handy. Yours just jumps right in!

She's got great toppings.

"Handy" can be good.