What made you laugh today?

[beachbaby179]

My son texted me at 7am to ask me how to make stuffing for his Friendsgiving tonight.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Wandered into a pub for a final pint (or 3) of Irish Stout and stumbled upon what looked like an over 60s stereotypical Sunday Disco night! Mayhem

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wandered into a pub for a final pint (or 3) of Irish Stout and stumbled upon what looked like an over 60s stereotypical Sunday Disco night! Mayhem

Too bad you left your platform shoes at home!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Wandered into a pub for a final pint (or 3) of Irish Stout and stumbled upon what looked like an over 60s stereotypical Sunday Disco night! Mayhem

Lifes a gas

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Lit cunts

 

[TiedbyChris]

Woman in front of me at supermarket queue asked if I could scan my loyalty card to get her a 50% discount. Happy to oblige but she bought 4 pregnancy tests, so that’s going to make my next targeted coupon offers quite interesting

 

[Girly_girl]

Nothing today

 

[barefootgirl69]

My oldest son letting the stray cat in because he thought it was ours.

 

[badjanus]

A little dog and a greyhound running full pelt, it looked like they were living the best day ever

 

[LostHorizon]

Nothing much… it was a pretty blah kind of day.

 

[Cindy027]

Was this guy born stupid or does he have to work at it?

This. Best quote I have seen on Lit.

And please spare me your indignation for it being years old.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

A message saying "how rude!" That's me currently.

 

[cheekygirl75]

A message saying "how rude!" That's me currently.

Well, stabbing people can be rude. Unless they really deserve it!

 

[Leigh81]

Getting caught in the rain when not dressed for rain.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Well, stabbing people can be rude. Unless they really deserve it!

I only stab in response to them being rude. lol

 

[deft]

Just… a Gargamel saga

 

[cheekygirl75]

Just… a Gargamel saga

Same!

 

[barefootgirl69]

My oldest son's smart assery. He is definitely my child.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

My cat demanding she be fed .... By slapping the shit out of me and waking me from my WAY too long nap.

 

[Tallulah82]

Speed walking down a hospital corridor to beat the parking charges, and passing someone I went to school with... and her slowing down and saying "you never change?!"

I don't know if she meant my eternal youthful looks (pah!) or my stormy fast walking, but either way she made me laugh.

 

[Tallulah82]

Interactions on Lit tonight. Much needed and appreciated.

 

[Tallulah82]

Stopped at a Starbucks tonight - it was dead. Zero customers inside, my husband and I thought it may be closed but they weren't (but it is Black Eye Friday so everyone is out boozing not coffeeing). When we ordered, the guy said we had to give a name for the system anyway. Husband shrugged and said 'Bob' while I grinned and said 'Rudolph'.

As he was making our order, a delivery person turned up to collect, two guys together came in, and two single women.
The server happily called out "Bob and Rudolph" and I thought it was funny.

Simple things amuse me.

(I tried to upload a photo of the sticker onto my thread but it wouldn't work. Ugh).

 

[barefootgirl69]

My cousin posted a photo of his grown ass sitting on Santa's lap.

 

[dkak001]

My cousin posted a photo of his grown ass sitting on Santa's lap.

Did it include the look on Santa's face?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Did it include the look on Santa's face?

He was smiling. My cousin is a nut.