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For some bizarre misguided reason, they made me president of the PTO this year. The first time i had to talk to the parents, they all stared blankly at me. I felt a bit like Rodney Dangerfield. I quipped to a friend that i should have done the whole 5 minute speech with sock puppets. Last night, she showed up to the pto meeting with a sock puppet. I have a very low hilarity threshold as it is, i was nearly in tears by the end of the meeting.
 
That is just so funny! Thank you bg I really needed something to laugh about today.
 
Two things:

Lately my cockatiel has started screeching whenever the Enzyte commercial comes on.

My four-year-old and three-year-old just used markers to draw "butterflies" on their arms, bellies, and legs.
 
When my ferrets decided to "liberate" my pillow. However, after they wriggled inside, they couldn't figure out how to get out. So picture a pillow rolling around of it's own accord and making strange quacking noises.
 
The Neon Wolf said:
When my ferrets decided to "liberate" my pillow. However, after they wriggled inside, they couldn't figure out how to get out. So picture a pillow rolling around of it's own accord and making strange quacking noises.
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Having two of the little carpet weasels myself, I can easily imagine this. Ours love the crinkle of those kitty play sacks and will "walk" them around the room in little crinkley hops. Watching the little monsters always makes me LMAO.
 
Eilan said:
Someone on the AH started a thread about the Victorian Sex Cry Generator.

Kiss me now and forever, for your thrusts have made me your willing slave! :D
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A couple of my favorites (not sure if I could hold back the laughter if I ever heard one of these spoken to me):


  • Oh my dearest, pull out your mighty stallion and let my thighs and linens receive your effusion!

  • Oh, insupportable delight! Oh! Superhuman rapture!

  • What joy inexpressible! My joy is lost in a sea of greater bliss than I have ever known!

  • You have slain me! No attacker's spear could strike me down as thoroughly as your sweet actions! I am spent, and may greet St. Peter with a tired grin.
 
midwestyankee said:
A couple of my favorites (not sure if I could hold back the laughter if I ever heard one of these spoken to me):


  • Oh my dearest, pull out your mighty stallion and let my thighs and linens receive your effusion!

  • Oh, insupportable delight! Oh! Superhuman rapture!

  • What joy inexpressible! My joy is lost in a sea of greater bliss than I have ever known!

  • You have slain me! No attacker's spear could strike me down as thoroughly as your sweet actions! I am spent, and may greet St. Peter with a tired grin.
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Sad thing is, I'm kind of a Victorian Erotica junkie. Hi, my name is Minxy and i haven't read Victorian Erotica for 3 months, 15 days and 13 hours.

I used to have a fairly substantial collection of it that i purloined from a friend's dad. I could never decided whether to be turned on, giggle, or both. I usually just went with both.

And c'mon Yank--you know you've been called a mighty stallion before. :D
 
While out shopping, my friend and i found this crazy foam. For a good time, call Wonder woman.



I mean really, who's brilliant idea was this anyway? We laughed and chased each other around with it for a while until it looked as if security might be called again. It's bad enough to say you've been thrown out of an Ollies Bargain Outlet once, but twice? The shame. The shame i say.
 
Saucyminx said:
Sad thing is, I'm kind of a Victorian Erotica junkie. Hi, my name is Minxy and i haven't read Victorian Erotica for 3 months, 15 days and 13 hours.

I used to have a fairly substantial collection of it that i purloined from a friend's dad. I could never decided whether to be turned on, giggle, or both. I usually just went with both.

And c'mon Yank--you know you've been called a mighty stallion before. :D
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:D :D
 
Saucyminx said:
Sad thing is, I'm kind of a Victorian Erotica junkie. Hi, my name is Minxy and i haven't read Victorian Erotica for 3 months, 15 days and 13 hours.

I used to have a fairly substantial collection of it that i purloined from a friend's dad. I could never decided whether to be turned on, giggle, or both. I usually just went with both.

And c'mon Yank--you know you've been called a mighty stallion before. :D
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My doctor declared me a little hoarse once....does that count?
 
wicked woman said:
*uncontrollable giggles* would you like one of my lozenges, Yank? :D
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Thanks, WW, but I'm fine. Haven't been hoarse (in any sense of the word) for a long time. But that's very generous of you. Since winter is coming up in the frozen north, I suggest that you lay in a good supply.
 
midwestyankee said:
Thanks, WW, but I'm fine. Haven't been hoarse (in any sense of the word) for a long time. But that's very generous of you. Since winter is coming up in the frozen north, I suggest that you lay in a good supply.
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Thanks. Getting my flu shot tomorrow Yank...but I hear the grape zinc lozenges are tasty.
 
wicked woman said:
Thanks. Getting my flu shot tomorrow Yank...but I hear the grape zinc lozenges are tasty.
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Just don't take so many that you'll set off any metal detectors. ;)
 
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