What made you laugh your ass off today?

[Eilan]

A couple of things:

My six-year-old went into the bathroom shortly after my husband had been in there to shave and shower. She came out and said, "Mommy, it smells like boy band in there!"

and

A friend of mine is having a surprise birthday party on Friday. The gal who's organizing it called me today to give me directions to the party site. She said, "If you come into **** from the direction of the truck stop, take the first left, go past a trailer, and then another trailer, and then another trailer, and then two more trailers, until you get to a house that used to be a trailer. That's where the party is."

I have no fucking idea where I'm going.

 

[EJFan]

A friend of mine is having a surprise birthday party on Friday. The gal who's organizing it called me today to give me directions to the party site. She said, "If you come into **** from the direction of the truck stop, take the first left, go past a trailer, and then another trailer, and then another trailer, and then two more trailers, until you get to a house that used to be a trailer. That's where the party is."

I have no fucking idea where I'm going.

an interesting architectural phenomenon around here is that a number of people have decided to build houses around mobile homes. there's clearly a mobile home core and stick-built stuff on one or both sides... or there are two mobile homes sort of stuck together. understand that this isn't one or two isolated cases. i've seen a dozen or more examples in my town and its neighbor.

 

[silverwhisper]

eilan: i see you too have seen this year's easter episode of south park. god but that was a good one! :>

 

[Eilan]

eilan: i see you too have seen this year's easter episode of south park. god but that was a good one! :>

It was great, wasn't it?

an interesting architectural phenomenon around here is that a number of people have decided to build houses around mobile homes. there's clearly a mobile home core and stick-built stuff on one or both sides... or there are two mobile homes sort of stuck together. understand that this isn't one or two isolated cases. i've seen a dozen or more examples in my town and its neighbor.

We have lots of 'em around here, too.

In fact there's a house for sale on our road that's apparently a trailer with additions built on to it. I'm not sure where the owners went, but they packed up and moved last summer. The house has boarded-up windows and the siding's missing off one side. They're asking $90K for the property.

 

[midwestyankee]

We have lots of 'em around here, too.

In fact there's a house for sale on our road that's apparently a trailer with additions built on to it. I'm not sure where the owners went, but they packed up and moved last summer. The house has boarded-up windows and the siding's missing off one side. They're asking $90K for the property.

I hope there's a lot of ground in the deal.

 

[Quoll]

 

[bobsgirl]

This is priceless. No there's an elephant in the way.... LOLOL


Hi, pq!

 

[Quoll]

Playing with the link in Yanks sig.

Houston, we have a BG.

Show me the BG!

I defy you! Come and kneel before BG!

You had me at 'BG'.

I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this BG.

I am serious ... and don't call me BG.


Many Bothans died to bring us this inflatable partner.

Better to be king for a night than inflatable partner for a lifetime.

I'm going to make him an inflatable partner he can't refuse.

I am big! It's the inflatable partner that got small.

I feel the need - the need for inflatable partner!

 

[bobsgirl]

Playing with the link in Yanks sig.

Houston, we have a BG.

Show me the BG!

I defy you! Come and kneel before BG!

You had me at 'BG'.

I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this BG.

I am serious ... and don't call me BG.


Many Bothans died to bring us this inflatable partner.

Better to be king for a night than inflatable partner for a lifetime.

I'm going to make him an inflatable partner he can't refuse.

I am big! It's the inflatable partner that got small.

I feel the need - the need for inflatable partner!

I'm gonna make you a PQ you can't refuse!

Toto, I don't think we're in PQ any more!

PQ's a many splendored thing.

 

[Quoll]

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take Quoll anymore!

 

[Quoll]

I find your lack of Quoll disturbing.

 

[bobsgirl]

Bridge on the River Quoll

Three Men and a Quoll

Top Quoll


Somebody better stop me... This could get ugly.

 

[Quoll]

The Good the BeeG and the Ugly.

Thank BeeG it's Friday.

Seven BeeGs for Seven Brothers.

Snow White and the Seven BeeGs

BeeG Wars

The BeeG Strikes Back

Return of the BeeG

 

[bobsgirl]

I just clicked the link in yank's siggy. What line popped up?

"A boy's best friend is his fish."

Ed, is this true?

 

[EJFan]

Tennessee:

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he
decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called

her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of
Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus14%,

how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."


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Alabama:

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the
day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under
the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked.

" Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail,
the successful hunter replied.

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.

"A tough call, " nodded the hunter. "but I figured no one is going to steal
Henry!"



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Louisiana:

A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the world
comes, I hope to be in Louisiana."

When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything
happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of

the civilized world.



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Mississippi:

The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his
buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"

The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."



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Georgia:

A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65.

The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?"



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North Carolina

A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road,
and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car
and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied
the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned
around and went back.

He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat
tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the
front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."



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[bobsgirl]

I was going through and deleting old voicemail messages, and I came upon one I didn't recognize. The voice sounded vaguely familiar, it could have been any one of my sisters. I listened as the voice left a message for my husband, saying that there had been a delay and it would take longer to get home than originally thought.

Hmmm I thought a minute, and started laughing my butt off. I failed to recognize my own voice. Duh.

 

[midwestyankee]

I was going through and deleting old voicemail messages, and I came upon one I didn't recognize. The voice sounded vaguely familiar, it could have been any one of my sisters. I listened as the voice left a message for my husband, saying that there had been a delay and it would take longer to get home than originally thought.

Hmmm I thought a minute, and started laughing my butt off. I failed to recognize my own voice. Duh.

Just had to quote this one to keep it for posterity.

 

[bobsgirl]

Just had to quote this one to keep it for posterity.

Indeed. A moment like that is priceless.

 

[coy_one]

That thread on the GB about the person getting the anal beads stuck in their ass. I realize it may have been serious for them, but the other's comments just made it ten times funnier.

 

[Eilan]

I hope there's a lot of ground in the deal.

Maybe 1/2 acre or so. The property's still for sale, but someone's tearing down the house-trailer/whatever.

That thread on the GB about the person getting the anal beads stuck in their ass. I realize it may have been serious for them, but the other's comments just made it ten times funnier.

That was a funny thread--and one helluva first post! I had to share it with my husband.

WMMLMAOT: My four-year-old wanted a bowl of "college cheese."

 

[midwestyankee]

Maybe 1/2 acre or so. The property's still for sale, but someone's tearing down the house-trailer/whatever.

That was a funny thread--and one helluva first post! I had to share it with my husband.

WMMLMAOT: My four-year-old wanted a bowl of "college cheese."

Eilan, has your four-year old been watching "Animal House" again?

 

[Eilan]

A conversation between my husband and me:

maddbradd: On May 1st, I'm going to start trying to lose weight.

Eilan: Today is May first.

maddbradd: Oh.

 

[Leah57]

Oh man, the GeeBee is a very scary place.... would you mind posting a link for those of us who are just too terrified to venture there?

That thread on the GB about the person getting the anal beads stuck in their ass. I realize it may have been serious for them, but the other's comments just made it ten times funnier.

 

[Eilan]

Oh man, the GeeBee is a very scary place.... would you mind posting a link for those of us who are just too terrified to venture there?

Here ya go!

 

[SoulWeavinGirl]

Nothing better than irony