What made you laugh your ass off today?
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pleasteasme
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EJFan said:
If you don't like the leather, we could go shopping...
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EJ & PTM
Did I miss something here????
Did I miss something here????
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EJFan said:
LMAO. This is even better than that Dora the Explorer toy that looked like a dildo.
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Mazuri said:*shakes her head* Read everything you write out loud before hitting the submit buttonI wonder if they ever catch that?
For sure they didn't catch it that time! Then again, Good Will's standards might have at last sunk to the same level as everyone else's...
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most men would laugh at this one
Hi...I received this joke from a lady friend of mine and loved it. Obviously aimed at a female audience but I think most men would agree it would make them chuckle too.
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Hi...I received this joke from a lady friend of mine and loved it. Obviously aimed at a female audience but I think most men would agree it would make them chuckle too.
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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pleasteasme
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I'm an Elvis fan and all but, I think this is just a little excessive...
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i found this comment in a discussion from another forum i stumbled upon recently. someone had asked what everyone thought was the ideal penis size for them. this followed...
"i like about a seven inch penis that's around 2.5 inches thick. i don't know about diameter though."
"i like about a seven inch penis that's around 2.5 inches thick. i don't know about diameter though."
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We should send in Eilan to set them straight..
Thickness = diameter in this case more or less.
Thickness = diameter in this case more or less.
EJFan said:i found this comment in a discussion from another forum i stumbled upon recently. someone had asked what everyone thought was the ideal penis size for them. this followed...
"i like about a seven inch penis that's around 2.5 inches thick. i don't know about diameter though."
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