What made you laugh your ass off today?

[CWatson]

I just discovered that, supposedly, there is a sex toy entitled "The Shrieking Anal Cactus".

Supposedly.

'cuz I'm sure as hell not gonna Google it!

 

[fire_breeze]

I just discovered that, supposedly, there is a sex toy entitled "The Shrieking Anal Cactus".

Supposedly.

'cuz I'm sure as hell not gonna Google it!

I did

Psst. If you dare

 

[ms_intrigue]

..........

 

[Saucyminx]

I did

Psst. If you dare

I dared. I wish I had had some more coffee before reading that. lol.

My favorite passage ( but you must imagine it being read in the Alpha dog's messed up collar voice from Disney's movie UP)

They know enough to stay right where they’re planted, and they blossom, and have a sweet fragrance that comes from within. The bees will come to them. Oh my, how they’ll come.“

 

[Cattypuss]

Thank you. PERFECT voice for that passage

 

[Saucyminx]

Had to watch it yet again

Sniffling with my box of kleenex, and giggling madly by turns. . .

Disney's UP

Between Kevin's squawking and bonking the old guy on the head, Dug's whole character, and the Alpha dog's voice, I nearly peed my pants.

 

[Eilan]

Awkward Boners

 

[Quoll]

Awkward Boners

Number three *nods*.
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=683458

 

[CWatson]

http://thesnuggiesutra.com/

...Yeeeeaaah...

 

[Ruku5]

my apprentice cracking the shits and not talking to me for the rest of the day, when i told him off for being a lazy ignorant fuck. it was funny. and i kept stirring him.

 

[CWatson]

Sailor Moon: The Abridged Series -- a parody where a cast of voice actors rewrote all the lines to make fun of everything. The result? More bulimia jokes per episode than you can shake a stick at.

 

[Quoll]

 

[Quoll]

 

[Isid]

a white elephant gift.. are you going to send the pics?

 

[Quoll]

A discussion with my wife about safe words and the right choice of words to use, she decided "peaches* was not a good word.
"Oh oh, bananas, no, apples, ooh shit, oranges, pears, grapes, omg, cherries, oh fuck, FRUIT SALAD."

 

[silverwhisper]

a friend elsewhere posted a link to this absolutely hysterical BBC story about a controversial billboard in new zealand.

ed

 

[bobsgirl]

I just saw this -- I laughed more than it probably deserves.

 

[wicked woman]

A discussion with my wife about safe words and the right choice of words to use, she decided "peaches* was not a good word.
"Oh oh, bananas, no, apples, ooh shit, oranges, pears, grapes, omg, cherries, oh fuck, FRUIT SALAD."

I understand her point of view completely. There's a reason for the use of red, yellow, green.

 

[jadefirefly]

The following text message conversation:

Me: The 7-11 near my house has Star Wars Christmas Bobbleheads! I want one!
Dad: Me too!
Me: What's not to like about Vader in a Santa hat, holding a present?
Dad: "I've got you now, Ho-Ho-Hobi-Won!"
Me: *laughs idiot face off while riding alone on subway*

 

[Eilan]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Booster Briefs

 

[Saucyminx]

The following text message conversation:

Me: The 7-11 near my house has Star Wars Christmas Bobbleheads! I want one!
Dad: Me too!
Me: What's not to like about Vader in a Santa hat, holding a present?
Dad: "I've got you now, Ho-Ho-Hobi-Won!"
Me: *laughs idiot face off while riding alone on subway*

Oh thank you so much for that. That is awesome.

 

[Saucyminx]

Listening to my son's friends playing halo, and trying not to swear at each other because I was in the kitchen. It's not every day you hear someone being called a "biscuit eating finch" or a "fat nosed boar"

 

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[smotherman]

That's funny! I substitute teach at the middle school level; I get to hear kids censor themselves all the time. It's hilarious.

My girlfriend is a 3rd grade teacher!

 

[Isid]

being able to change a post