What made you laugh your ass off today?

[Saucyminx]

Tickle a midget in Portugal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ-CiwlqIEo

Really worth a look and as an added bonus she can sing like a nightingale.

Sadly, I could see myself doing something like that.

 

[bobsgirl]

Sadly, I could see myself doing something like that.

And then wish for a hole to open up in the ground and swallow you whole?

 

[Quoll]

 

[Saucyminx]

And then wish for a hole to open up in the ground and swallow you whole?

Nah, then grin and go "AKWARD!" My kids do it too, my fav time being when my ex-brother-in-law and his new girlfriend were seated behind us in a restaurant. They both kept saying it very loudly. It was hilarious.

I said you will take the quarter pounder and like it bitch!

 

[Saucyminx]

I was french braiding my daughter's hair and she said, "Mom, I think my hair may be too tight. My foot just fell asleep."

 

[Quoll]

I was french braiding my daughter's hair and she said, "Mom, I think my hair may be too tight. My foot just fell asleep."

Now where does she get her smartassery from I wonder!

 

[satindesire]

I was french braiding my daughter's hair and she said, "Mom, I think my hair may be too tight. My foot just fell asleep."

GAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!


This makes me laugh:

 

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[Saucyminx]

Now where does she get her smartassery from I wonder!

I've taught them to be bilingual. They both speak fluent smartass. It is part of our heritage.

That's so funny!!

My kids are quite funny--mostly intentionally, sometimes not.

I wonder how scratched up the keeper of said feline is after wrestling it into that costume. I'm thinking stitches.

 

[Saucyminx]

The discussion in my living room after the word scrotum was used on an episode of Law and Order: SVU.

It was decided that the word scrotum is funny, the word penis is just sort of awkward, and testicles, when pronounced like the name of a Roman God
(Tes-ti-cleees), is hilarious, especially when hollering "All hail Testicles!"

 

[angelkitty7888]

me and my girl watching Bob Ross and he says "as you use more pressure, the thicker it gets, and more pressure and you have a... "(tree)

we just looked at eachother and started laughing....

later he says "and you just shave a little bit off here and.." (continues talking)

And then "you just take this foam brush and go *grunting noises* and you need to make the noises because he's a big old tree"

"and just touch, you can do it with anything"

"you can use the brush any way you want to sideways, straight on..."

"i just want to take it down to just the top of these little bushy lookin things"

wow we're perverts

 

[Quoll]

The discussion in my living room after the word scrotum was used on an episode of Law and Order: SVU.

It was decided that the word scrotum is funny, the word penis is just sort of awkward, and testicles, when pronounced like the name of a Roman God
(Tes-ti-cleees), is hilarious, especially when hollering "All hail Testicles!"

I remember him, he was a great friend of Biggus Dickus and Naughtius Maximus.

 

[bobsgirl]

The discussion in my living room after the word scrotum was used on an episode of Law and Order: SVU.

It was decided that the word scrotum is funny, the word penis is just sort of awkward, and testicles, when pronounced like the name of a Roman God
(Tes-ti-cleees), is hilarious, especially when hollering "All hail Testicles!"

LMAO

I just woke up the cat. He was not amused.

 

[Saucyminx]

I remember him, he was a great friend of Biggus Dickus and Naughtius Maximus.

Right, and wasn't Biggus Dickus married to Incontinentia Buttocks?

LMAO

I just woke up the cat. He was not amused.

*pats BG's pussy and makes comforting noises* He better get used to that--you seem to have a very low hilarity threshold.

 

[Quoll]

Right, and wasn't Biggus Dickus married to Incontinentia Buttocks?

Is that Hericletus' sister?


*pats BG's pussy and makes comforting noises*

Fap!
.

 

[bobsgirl]

Right, and wasn't Biggus Dickus married to Incontinentia Buttocks?




*pats BG's pussy and makes comforting noises* He better get used to that--you seem to have a very low hilarity threshold.

You trying to make my pussy purr?

 

[Saucyminx]

You trying to make my pussy purr?

Darlin, are you trying to make me say something highly inappropriate? And I'm very good with pussies. They love me. All pussies purr for me.

 

[silverwhisper]

i'll bet the purr often enough that no one could keep count... :>

ed

 

[NippleMuncher]

testicles, when pronounced like the name of a Roman God
(Tes-ti-cleees), is hilarious, especially when hollering "All hail Testicles!"

LMAO!!! Thanks for sharing that, I'll never be able to see or hear the word without hearing your immortal words, "all hail Tes-ti-cleees!" LOL

 

[silverwhisper]

i really like that.

ed

 

[Saucyminx]

LMAO!!! Thanks for sharing that, I'll never be able to see or hear the word without hearing your immortal words, "all hail Tes-ti-cleees!" LOL

I'm just afraid he will want to dress as Testiclees for next Halloween.

 

[Quoll]

 

[bobsgirl]

So, is that a shield or a circumcision tool?

That picture is weird on so many levels, I can't even begin to list them all.



Edited to add: Oh wait. I get it now. Nevermind.

 

[sugaredwalls]

I taped Celebrity Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew and finally got around to watching. yeah, the first commercial was for that Trojan mini vibrator thing. That just struck my ironic funny bone to see a commercial for a sex toy from a show about sex addiction. I wonder if Dr. Drew would approve?

 

[NippleMuncher]

I'm just afraid he will want to dress as Testiclees for next Halloween.

So you let him go as Testiclees, and you go as Aphrodite.