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Lord_Steve said:
dogs are actually the best. i love cats but i am IN love with dogs.

they are nearly as good as birds. i'm a bird-liker.



that was seriously one of the most surreal and amazing things i have ever helped to accomplish on God's Green Internet
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You are a hijacking savant. I thought I could hijack well, but I am nothing compared to you all. You. Rock.

Lord_Steve said:
look don't make this weird
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... what's wrong with weird? :confused:
 
Managing to get up early enough to take the dog for a 40-min walk on the beach before work, and finding the beach both sunny and deserted.
 
Unexpected snow day - YAY!

I tried to drive to work (I really did!), but with the snow, the roads were WAY too slippery!

:D
 
The only hairdresser in the world who knows how to cut my hair RIGHT is back from 7 months' maternity leave :D
 
Waking up late this afternoon and realizing that the next time I sleep late after end month inventory I'll be counting the hours before my flight. :heart:

And then realizing the 10 mornings after I'll be waking beside him. :heart:
 
the captians wench said:
Waking up late this afternoon and realizing that the next time I sleep late after end month inventory I'll be counting the hours before my flight. :heart:

And then realizing the 10 mornings after I'll be waking beside him. :heart:
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Reading this made ME smile. :D
 
The teenie boppers at work getting all girly and excited about my trip with me.

Them all talking as if I'm not coming back. *giggles*



Making plans with him. :heart: Knowing he's as excited and eager as I am. :heart:
 
I love Fark. And Consumerist.com.

If You're Going To Dine-And-Dash, Don't Do It In A Restaurant Full Of Cops

We certainly don't condone the act of dining-then-dashing. It's illegal and, more importantly, just plain rude to the people that prepared and served your meal. It's especially rude when the servers are law enforcement officers working a fundraising event for the Special Olympics.

And yet, a man in New Mexico stands accused of trying to feed and flee an Applebee's during the Tip-A-Cop fundraiser featuring police officers as hosts and waitstaff.

The suspect's two female dining companions left the building first, and then he allegedly tried to slip out without paying the $30 dinner check. Given the police presence in the restaurant, it's not surprising that the man was snagged and charged with obtaining services less than $100.

So if you see a bunch of police officers serving up dinner, be prepared to wash dishes if you can't afford your meal.

It's an update on the age-old rule that if you see Samuel L. Jackson eating breakfast at a diner, do not attempt to take his wallet.​
 
A story concept created.

A dinner with tasty steak and sweet potatoes.

Making a dent in the virtual mountain of homework.
 
A pm from a 20 year old asking me if I wanted to dom him over webcam.

Poor thing got nothing but a very short "bugger off" message

But maybe I should have thanked him for the tears of laughter I had rolling down my face.
 
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