What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

[AlwaysFara]

Rude fuckers do deserve it. Lol.

I know not to swipe on your phone.

“Hey. Nice... cats wearing white boots while eating bananas.”

It’s not like everyone hasn’t seen my boobs by now.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

It’s not like everyone hasn’t seen my boobs by now.

Yeah but now we want cat boobs.

I have taken Valium and Oxycodone for a thing today and it is making me not unsmile.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Yeah but now we want cat boobs.

I have taken Valium and Oxycodone for a thing today and it is making me not unsmile.

You finally had the butt cheek lift! Mazel Tov!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You finally had the butt cheek lift! Mazel Tov!

Close. Butt cheek implants.

 

[seela]

Yeah but now we want cat boobs.

I have taken Valium and Oxycodone for a thing today and it is making me not unsmile.

Did you have to get the Santa suit surgically removed?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Did you have to get the Santa suit surgically removed?

Antler gashes. Chimney elbow. Ugh.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Texting my bff a crap ton of funny gifs to make him smile once he gets off work. I love leaving surprises for friends all over the place.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

It’s not like everyone hasn’t seen my boobs by now.

I'll have to talk to everyone. Y'know, about white shoes and bananas.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Jelly Tetris.

 

[seela]

Hello, London! In June.

 

[dacoach44]

Swipe someone's phone?

It’s not like everyone hasn’t seen my boobs by now.

That's bad manners, ditch their ass.

 

[gracie920101]

Jelly Tetris.

Cool! It led me to a Guiness attempt for most Dominos dropped. I find those fascinating but don't have the patience to set them up myself.

 

[dacoach44]

As for me....

I took my two grand-daughters into the woods, an acorn hunt! Had to settle for pinecones....

 

[MsLead]

Smoothshavendad.....haha

 

[dacoach44]

Well Ms. Lead......

Isnt this site such a lark? Met some fun people here.

 

[MsLead]

Isnt this site such a lark? Met some fun people here.

Always laughable in one way or another..

 

[dacoach44]

Well Ms Lead...

At least most are quite literate. I taught history.

 

[MsLead]

At least most are quite literate. I taught history.

Interesting... I taught my mensa son....

 

[Misshotndeep]

Mr and Mrs. Sock had a lovely vacation. I can’t wait to hear all the dirty details.

 

[seela]

I just turned in the last paper. I'll graduate next month, 1.5 years early.

Hmm. It's time to start pondering which school to do next. I'm feeling a little law school-y right now.

 

[Mei5ter]

I just turned in the last paper. I'll graduate next month, 1.5 years early.

Hmm. It's time to start pondering which school to do next. I'm feeling a little law school-y right now.

Congratulations! What kind of law have you in mind?

And London is looking forward to seeing you in June.

 

[seela]

Congratulations! What kind of law have you in mind?

And London is looking forward to seeing you in June.

I work at the Ministry of Pretty Staircases now, and against all odds, I've actually started to get interested in all that stuff, so some staircase related law maybe? Or money laundering law? I love laundry!

I'm looking forward to meeting London for the first time, too.

 

[Lothario1956]

Someone's back

good to be back!!

 

[Misshotndeep]

My roommate and I got in a fight. He called his mommy. I kid you not! SMH

 

[Acktion]

... but, shaved the kitty?