What made you smile or laugh today? Part III

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Now you have to burn your bathroom down.

Sorry, I know that's a poor choice for you at this time but that's the only way I can deal with spiders. A flamethrower is my personal weapon of choice as it allows me to stand back a safe and comfortable distance.

Huntsmen are good spiders though. They keep the bad spiders down... and sometimes the mice.

That one will probably last until my cat spots it. She saw it the other day when it was on the ceiling, and there was a lot of Very Angry Tail as she stared at a delicious mouthful tantalisingly out of reach. Now it's dependent on camouflage.
 
Listening to an ASMR version of The Velveteen Rabbit. Reminds me of my childhood bedtime stories. Big smile on this one.
 
Thinking about travel plans. It's a bit of a double edged sword at the moment, but mostly good stuff.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLHaIw3DVgk
@8:55 I remember the day my really good friend's mom had just passed (her dad died years ago) and my ex was freshly caught fucking around on me and I looked at her aid said I GOT IT! When he finally Fucks off... you move in with me and we get a dog! Fuck yes! If he leaves I'm getting a damn dog! Still havent got the dog... but someday <3

and no, it was not insensitive, she loved the idea. We still bat it around on occasion.

Just got better... 3/4 of the way through it and I've got tears rolling down my face. she just told the joke I told my Master a couple months ago... at the time he was at work so couldnt really laugh... last night he up and tells it to Miss L and i was like WAIT *I* told you that one! He responds oh that was YOU! I was trying to remember who it was!
^__^ Yeah, you know it's a good joke when it comes round again.
 
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Not talking. Moving past each other in total silence for hours. Like I'm a ghost just doing my thing. Bet it's weirding him the fuck out. 😂
 
(This is too evil, but it did make me smile)

Seeing a post by someone who I talked with in the past for a very extended period of time. It is nice to know they are still looking for someone when they refused to ever make the leap to the real world with me.
 
  • I wonderful visit
  • A great session
  • Peace of mind
  • Homemade chocolate cake
  • My stickers came
  • Being 5 wks ahead of schedule

I had a lot of smiles today.:D
 
This from my girl made me smile big time!

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All the men sitting alone at Paneras this morning makes me say hmmmm.....
 
Knowing I totally missed him watching me yesterday :blush: love that he did. I feel loved.

Listening to my kid argue with me over whose turn it is to talk to Daddy on his way to work ♡
 
A conversation between my Daddy and my son.
In the process, son told me "I HAVE THE COOLEST MOM! I mean I knew you were cool, but I didnt know you were THAT F***IN COOL!"

Afterwards the following quote <3
"If you can't handle a submissive woman then you're not a dominant. That means owning, as yours, everything that happens to her and because of her."


I couldnt decide if I wanted to kiss him, or kiss his hands, or toes, or hug him, just... Thank you for existing.
 

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