What made you smile or laugh today? Part IV

[IrisAlthea]

Yay! Black Forest is an excellent cake flavor. Do you have a picture of the cake vending machine? It sounds intriguing.

I’ve been wanting to try a pizza vending machine, because it sounds so exotic to me. There have been those machines near where I live for a few years, but so far I’ve never tried it. It bakes the pizza on the spot inside the machine so that you get a warm, freshly baked pizza out of it.

Now I feel like a total luddite.

Still, a smile:

 

[Orchidea73]

Myself. I do crack myself up quite often. Lol

 

[twister947]

My ex.
She dropped off a box of paper to be shredded at her city hall. When they dumped the box, her rabbit vibe fell out. LMAO

 

[seela]

Now I feel like a total luddite.

Still, a smile:
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I don’t know if the vending machine pizza is any good, I’d be surprised if it was to be honest. I’m just interested in the experience.

And re: your pic, amen!

 

[twister947]

I don’t know if the vending machine pizza is any good, I’d be surprised if it was to be honest. I’m just interested in the experience.

And re: your pic, amen!

I would expect the very best you can hope for is frozen pizza similar to what's available at your grocery store.

 

[MikeLucas]

A wicked DM hitting my box

 

[seela]

Coming home and finding that one of my plants is flowering. I had no idea it could flower. It smells nice, too.

 

[MeekMe]

Yay! Black Forest is an excellent cake flavor. Do you have a picture of the cake vending machine? It sounds intriguing.

I’ve been wanting to try a pizza vending machine, because it sounds so exotic to me. There have been those machines near where I live for a few years, but so far I’ve never tried it. It bakes the pizza on the spot inside the machine so that you get a warm, freshly baked pizza out of it.

it didn’t occur to me to take a picture of the machine. I didn’t take very many photos at all on this trip. It wasn’t really a “vacation” trip though for me it kind of was. I was a little too tired to engage in tourist activity.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

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I saw this and it reminded me of a time just before the Pandemic. A co-worker shared the gossip that the Department Manager, A devout Evangelical, had left his wife, was "banging a junior engineer" (his words) and got off spanking her. I managed to stop my self from asking "with what?" or "how was she tied up?"

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Me: Hey Boo wachu watching?

Google Nest
[assumes I said Hey Google, again]:
Christopher Columbus... (and rattles off some random facts about him and history)

Hey Boo I love you was also rather amusing

 

[seela]

J is heading to the summer house and I’ll get some alone time until Monday at least. Yay!

I feel a little guilty for enjoying the times I get the apartment all to myself as much as I do. But I do enjoy it. I get to eat my favorite foods, watch my favorite movies, spend time with kinky friends all through the night if I so wish, I get the couch all to myself, just do whatever… It’s glorious when it happens!

 

[IrisAlthea]

J is heading to the summer house and I’ll get some alone time until Monday at least. Yay!

I feel a little guilty for enjoying the times I get the apartment all to myself as much as I do. But I do enjoy it. I get to eat my favorite foods, watch my favorite movies, spend time with kinky friends all through the night if I so wish, I get the couch all to myself, just do whatever… It’s glorious when it happens!

You remind me of a friend of mine, who said that his wife and kids leaving to visit the inlaws for the weekend, made him feel like when he was a teen and got to be home alone. He didn’t know if he should start by masturbating on the couch or get drunk on light beer.
I kindly told him that people our age don’t get drunk on light beer.

 

[seela]

You remind me of a friend of mine, who said that his wife and kids leaving to visit the inlaws for the weekend, made him feel like when he was a teen and got to be home alone. He didn’t know if he should start by masturbating on the couch or get drunk on light beer.
I kindly told him that people our age don’t get drunk on light beer.

That’s not that far off to be honest.

I expect copious amounts of masturbation in ways that I normally don’t do with J or if he’s around. Still debating if I want to order Ethiopian food or pizza for dinner. I have wine in the fridge if I feel like having some. So far today I’ve been watching The Office and eating ice cream on the couch wearing clothes that make me feel saucy but look ridiculous.

It’s been pretty nice, can’t lie.

 

[IrisAlthea]

That’s not that far off to be honest.

I expect copious amounts of masturbation in ways that I normally don’t do with J or if he’s around. Still debating if I want to order Ethiopian food or pizza for dinner. I have wine in the fridge if I feel like having some. So far today I’ve been watching The Office and eating ice cream on the couch wearing clothes that make me feel saucy but look ridiculous.

It’s been pretty nice, can’t lie.

I know what you mean.
Like a cross between Ferris Bueller’s day off and this scene from Risky Business:

 

[Wonderer67]

This article on the internet at a work today. Somethings don’t translate to English well. Or maybe they do…
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[Bramblethorn]

Friend moved house around the start of the year. A couple of days after the move, her cat disappeared - friend figured she'd gotten lost trying to find her way back to the old place, or something like that. She was sad, and after a few months she got a new cat. We were just talking the other day about getting a kitten to keep NewCat company.

And then OldCat strolled back in: "hey I'm back, what's for dinner?"

Just as well she hadn't gotten the third cat yet...

 

[ericalauren]

I smiled when I bought a book and some magazines from Barnes & Noble! Also, my pets are the best.

 

[IrisAlthea]

Smiling at the pet posts here.
They really do help a lot when you are down.

Friend moved house around the start of the year. A couple of days after the move, her cat disappeared - friend figured she'd gotten lost trying to find her way back to the old place, or something like that. She was sad, and after a few months she got a new cat. We were just talking the other day about getting a kitten to keep NewCat company.

And then OldCat strolled back in: "hey I'm back, what's for dinner?"

Just as well she hadn't gotten the third cat yet...

Cats are tricky bastards.

Our neighbours cat just got busted through the neighbourhood social media group - she eats at at least three houses in the area. The poor owner carefully measures how much she gets to eat, because she is on the chubby side and the vet has opinions…

 

[IrisAlthea]

Swedish Twitter snickering at Johan Pehrson, leader of the Liberal Party.

Pehrson said in an interview that he sees French cultural policy as a good example for Sweden to follow. The journalist then asked if he preferred Proust or Houellebecq. Pehrson said he wasn’t that up to date on them as he hadn’t read them since school.
The thing is that Pehrson was born in 1968 and Houellebecq was first translated in 2000. Even in if he’d read it in the original language he’d still have been out of school.

 

[seela]

It was yesterday, but seeing ex-coworkers. One of them is moving away and had a little going away party.

I just love how welcome they still make me feel and how they invite me to all these little gatherings even though I don’t work there anymore.

After that I met with a friend and we had good wine from Slovakia and talked about Hitchcock and rock polishing. Great day yesterday.

 

[twister947]

Rain.

 

[seela]

I was given a corokia cotoneaster plant today, and because the name that's commonly used for it here translates as "ghost tree", I shall now call it Casper.

Casper the Corokia, sounds good. Fingers crossed he'll stay alive in his ghostliness.

 

[IrisAlthea]

A friend works at an IT departement wanted every employee to take part in some info about cyber security.
They had some office chair, occupant that noone ever heard about send out an email to the whole company, saying everyone had to click some obscure-looking link to take part of the information.

Nobody clicked of course because:
a) You are not the boss of me.
b) You don’t think I’m that easy, do you?

Now the departement is upset and my friend, who had no influence on this particular process, grumbles about my inability to stop laughing about the story being akin to kicking him when he is down.

 

[Acktion]

A tribe of goblins being attacked by a killer bunny.

"As if hearing the song, the bunny raised its head and looked right at them. Black death hung in its delicate eyes. Green gore clung to the soft fur around its mouth. A cute, tiny paw reached up and wiped at its mouth."

Ok, maybe I'm easily amused today. But, the visual of a tribe of goblins running past a trio of barbarian, drow, and bard, and then seeing this little bunny giving them the eye just cracked me up.

 

[seela]

Cake, flowers, bird talk, helping a neighbor carry sheep statues.