What Made You Smile Today, v6

an overheard conversation in the next office. Man interviewing a perspective female employee (which is a rarity). She asks about the dress code. He replies with pants, jeans, or skirts, no athletic pants, but we now have a uniform for the top half. It's um like a shirt, but you're a girl, so um I don't know what they are called, but its like a shirt but like a girl shirt. The new, highly illusive, now required top is a company uniform polo (don't get me started on that, I don't know whether I am designing infrastructure, offering fries, or a happy ending massage) I guess he saw mine and notice the cut and fabric are different across the genders. I was trying very hard not to laugh.
 
an overheard conversation in the next office. Man interviewing a perspective female employee (which is a rarity). She asks about the dress code. He replies with pants, jeans, or skirts, no athletic pants, but we now have a uniform for the top half. It's um like a shirt, but you're a girl, so um I don't know what they are called, but its like a shirt but like a girl shirt. The new, highly illusive, now required top is a company uniform polo (don't get me started on that, I don't know whether I am designing infrastructure, offering fries, or a happy ending massage) I guess he saw mine and notice the cut and fabric are different across the genders. I was trying very hard not to laugh.
In his defense, the design and cut of your tops are for industrial support and definitely do not bear any resemblance to a garment any male could wear.
 
In his defense, the design and cut of your tops are for industrial support and definitely do not bear any resemblance to a garment any male could wear.
lol. I wish, but no, oh no, it is a standard chicks fast food polo, it is so bad. Though in his defense, they first thing banned were t-shirts, so I switched to all over print t-shirts like floral and paisley, and said they were tunics, which I then explained as girl shirts. Then they banned athletic pants, so I said all my wide legged black pajama pants and wide legged yoga pants were girl dress pants. So now I wear this awful polo and black pajama pants.
 
Kick ass day!

Two of the three houses we bought and renovated have officially sold and work is going to cover the cost of Michelle to come on the work trip.

Almost time to drop some seed in this sexy bitch on Yankee soil.

Oh Canada.;)
 
My house being totally clean once again. There is just something about having a clean space that relaxes me.
 
My dog stubbornly going back to sleep on the couch after eating instead of going out in the snow 😂
 
I’m in a hotel at the moment. I was standing outside the lobby when a father and son came out. Dad was trying to get the boy, maybe 2ish, in the car, but the boy insisted on walking the length of the parking lot to where I was standing. He simply said “Hi”, walked back to dad, and willingly got buckled in his car seat. He just had to say hello. So cute.
 
A morning conversation with a friend who told me funny stories about her sexual misadventures last night.
 
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