What Made You Smile Today, v6

[Chillygirl]

A morning phone call

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

A sock gremlin named Donut.

 

[awired50]

A nice release.

 

[cheekygirl75]

This dog’s ears. (I don’t know this dog. I saw its picture on Reddit)

 

[indiandelite]

A big White Daddy giving me that hungry dirty powerful look as I came out of the gym!

 

[colorfulnayyy]

Nothing yet, unless you count rolling your eyes

 

[beachbaby179]

A lunch invitation.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Remembering something because of the Vet's day thread (By the way, thank you CoastalCat, for starting that thread)...while on the tender at Pearl Harbor as I was about to get out of the navy, I took a psychological survey required for employment at a nuke plant. It was called the, "MMPI" test, which stands for blah blah blah blah...

In any case, there's a zillion questions to it. And they repeat some based on the "theme" of several series of yes/no questions.

For example, a "set" of questions might include, "I like butterflies," "I like ice cream," "I like rainbows," and "I like little boys." Then in another, darker theme set, they might ask, "I like horror movies," "I like walking in cemeteries," and "I like little boys." Obviously, they are looking for when/why someone might "change" their answer (or NOT change their answer) to the same question.

Another question that was repeated within multiple sets was, "I have black, tarry stools." (Yes, they actually asked that 3 or 4 times in the MMPI test I took).

So, showing my "sense of humor," I decided to add a write-in extra question onto my psychological survey form. My yes/no question (that I answered with YES)?

"I like little boys with black tarry stools."

I recalled the face-to-face interview with the plant Psychologist and his uncomfortableness in asking me about my question - it made me smile. They apparently do not get many write-in questions with answers on their official psychological survey forms.

I still got the job by the way.

 

[beachbaby179]

Can't help but smile

That looks very much like my son's cat.

 

[awired50]

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Hubby telling me he's going to give me a weekly allowance. Goodbye credit card debt!!!

 

[muddler35]

I turned off the lights and got into bed. The new tv remote is unfamiliar to me, and I was getting annoyed that I couldn’t work it in the dark.

My loving partner’s commiseration:

Ha Ha Ha. The remote is controlling you! Hahaha

 

[Tedfkats]

My 15 week old puppy sitting, staying, laying down and zero poops in the house (today).

 

[saustin5432]

Glitter squirrels

 

[zydrate]

shopping...

 

[Esslemont]

….ripping a snipe high glove side on a goalie that chirped for the whole first period.

Finding the five hole on him the next shift to shut him up.

Ringing a hard slapper square off his mask to make him remember to shut the fuck up.

Racking up a four pointer in an 8-3 win.

I’m not saying that I’m awesome…..actually, yes I am.

Fuck yeah. Life rocks.

 

[Paligirl]

Dancing. And the article came out about the studio where i dance. Along with a group picture, and a quote from me...

 

[cheekygirl75]

Getting an extra bag of chips with my order

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

The Buccaneers winning the first ever regular season NFL game in Germany we gave them a show!

 

[TongueLust]

A chat with pondster.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Getting my passport picture taken right now…

Employee: You can’t do that.

Me: Do what?

Employee: Look happy.

Me: I’m not even smiling.

Employee: I know. Try to look like you just committed a crime.

Me: I can already tell this picture is going to be awesome

Employee: You can’t laugh either.

Me: Oh, fuck off.

Employee: That’s better.

 

[mnbreastluver]

The Vikings winning

 

[cheekygirl75]

Being able to wear a flannel shirt and cardigan So nice and cozy!

 

[ImSinister]

My pooch. He always makes me smile.

 

[Speshul91]

Getting a payrise