What Made You Smile Today, v6

[Whiskeyjack]

Learning about the existence of sex toy Advent calendars.

 

[Jake069258]

Learning about the existence of sex toy Advent calendars.

Wife ordered me a beer advent calendar!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Wife ordered me a beer advent calendar!

... isn't that just called a case of beer?

 

[Jake069258]

... isn't that just called a case of beer?

Haha.

I had actually never seen one before. A different beer each day. Looking forward to it!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hearing my mom laugh when I answered her call with, "What you want? Baby, I got it."

 

[ydahecnot]

Hearing my mom laugh when I answered her call with, "What you want? Baby, I got it."

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

 

[---E---]

The post I read that mentioned "man fur"

 

[Chillygirl]

The post I read that mentioned "man fur"

His^^ av

But really it was watching my parents try to figure out how many years they’ve been married…48…Happy Anniversary!

 

[Acktion]

Beating Giovanni (Team Rocket Boss, Pokemon Go) second time through.

 

[OxfordJack]

Knowing my girl arrived safely

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My wife's encyclopedic knowledge of 90's hip-hop lyrics.

 

[BadAmy]

Like all the best wives

Knowing this one raps.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Listing to her maw get slammed y boy

By my brahs , they paid admission to ‘ slam that azz @ and stick a finger in it.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Quit bein whack

It’s all in the Lips ,,,,

 

[SassySheDevil]

His playfulness lol

 

[cheekygirl75]

Wondering what the suburbanites thought when they saw me carrying a bouncy horse down the street

 

[Lonelywife1205]

A stiff handkerchief.

 

[Jd192235]

A stiff handkerchief.

Why is it that women always like the stiff ones best…. Handkerchiefs that is….

 

[Acktion]

Wondering what the suburbanites thought when they saw me carrying a bouncy horse down the street

Well, I don't know what they were thinking. But, I'm thinking this one is right up there with Butcher's delicious opening "The building was on fire. It wasn't my fault." Inquiring minds just gotta know.

 

[TongueLust]

Moon baby pics.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, my side piece told me my jizz tastes like Skittles.

 

[Jd192235]

Dude, my side piece told me my jizz tastes like Skittles.

There are worse ways to taste the rainbow …

 

[cheekygirl75]

Well, I don't know what they were thinking. But, I'm thinking this one is right up there with Butcher's delicious opening "The building was on fire. It wasn't my fault." Inquiring minds just gotta know.

Lol, I’ve gotten the hint from all the posts! Do you want the real rest of the story (depressingly boring) or a made up one?

 

[Acktion]

Lol, I’ve gotten the hint from all the posts! Do you want the real rest of the story (depressingly boring) or a made up one?

Oh, I've already got about fifteen paragraphs of the made-up story jotted out... the names changed, of course, to protect the... *cough*... "innocent."

 

[barefootgirl69]

Lol, I’ve gotten the hint from all the posts! Do you want the real rest of the story (depressingly boring) or a made up one?

Be detailed, please.

One question I've had is whether or not it's a new sex toy or prop for the 'playroom'.