What Made You Smile Today, v6

[cheekygirl75]

Please give two versions and we have to decide which one is the truth.

Oh, I've already got about fifteen paragraphs of the made-up story jotted out... the names changed, of course, to protect the... *cough*... "innocent."

Surprise us!

Be detailed, please.

One question I've had is whether or not it's a new sex toy or prop for the 'playroom'.

Version 1:
After all of MrsNaughtyCat's talk of sybbians on the sleepover thread, I decided I needed one. Since I can't afford a real one, I've kept my eyes open for something I could use instead. I just happened to see a bouncy horse by the side of the road, left out for trash collection, and a light went on in my head!

I didn't want anyone to grab it while I went home to get my car and it wasn't that heavy, so I carried it home with me. Now I just need to make some modifications

Is it wrong to use a children's toy like this?

Version 2:
There's a house around the corner from where I live that has had a lot of free stuff out on the curb lately. It seems like they are cleaning it out. My sister & her twin kindergarteners walk past it every day on the way to school.

Today there was a bouncy horse among the other free things and my nieces got obsessed. Being a good mom, my sister texted me asking if I could go grab it before someone else did. Being half asleep still, I didn't think of taking the car but just walked over and then had to carry it back. Luckily it wasn't heavy, just awkward, but I did get some funny looks from people driving past as I walked down the street with a bouncy horse over my shoulder.

 

[Acktion]

Version 1:
After all of MrsNaughtyCat's talk of sybbians on the sleepover thread, I decided I needed one. Since I can't afford a real one, I've kept my eyes open for something I could use instead. I just happened to see a bouncy horse by the side of the road, left out for trash collection, and a light went on in my head!

I didn't want anyone to grab it while I went home to get my car and it wasn't that heavy, so I carried it home with me. Now I just need to make some modifications

Is it wrong to use a children's toy like this?

Version 2:
There's a house around the corner from where I live that has had a lot of free stuff out on the curb lately. It seems like they are cleaning it out. My sister & her twin kindergarteners walk past it every day on the way to school.

Today there was a bouncy horse among the other free things and my nieces got obsessed. Being a good mom, my sister texted me asking if I could go grab it before someone else did. Being half asleep still, I didn't think of taking the car but just walked over and then had to carry it back. Luckily it wasn't heavy, just awkward, but I did get some funny looks from people driving past as I walked down the street with a bouncy horse over my shoulder.

I had a feeling it was something like version two.

But, I was having so much fun coming up with alternate version ones. I confess the Sybian didn't dawn on me though. I went with decked out in PVC and a crop... and a steeplechase...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Version 1:
After all of MrsNaughtyCat's talk of sybbians on the sleepover thread, I decided I needed one. Since I can't afford a real one, I've kept my eyes open for something I could use instead. I just happened to see a bouncy horse by the side of the road, left out for trash collection, and a light went on in my head!

I didn't want anyone to grab it while I went home to get my car and it wasn't that heavy, so I carried it home with me. Now I just need to make some modifications

Is it wrong to use a children's toy like this?

Although I'm sure you are a great sister and adoring aunt, I think this is the true version.

You may look innocent, but... I'm not so sure.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Although I'm sure you are a great sister and adoring aunt, I think this is the true version.

You may look innocent, but... I'm not so sure.

Why do people always think I look innocent?? Wait… no, why do they think I’m *not* so innocent after they get to know me a little??

 

[Cat]

Version 1:
After all of MrsNaughtyCat's talk of sybbians on the sleepover thread, I decided I needed one. Since I can't afford a real one, I've kept my eyes open for something I could use instead. I just happened to see a bouncy horse by the side of the road, left out for trash collection, and a light went on in my head!

I didn't want anyone to grab it while I went home to get my car and it wasn't that heavy, so I carried it home with me. Now I just need to make some modifications

Is it wrong to use a children's toy like this?

Version 2:
There's a house around the corner from where I live that has had a lot of free stuff out on the curb lately. It seems like they are cleaning it out. My sister & her twin kindergarteners walk past it every day on the way to school.

Today there was a bouncy horse among the other free things and my nieces got obsessed. Being a good mom, my sister texted me asking if I could go grab it before someone else did. Being half asleep still, I didn't think of taking the car but just walked over and then had to carry it back. Luckily it wasn't heavy, just awkward, but I did get some funny looks from people driving past as I walked down the street with a bouncy horse over my shoulder.

*************

.... Number 1!!!!

...... That is the most obviously true version

 

[cheekygirl75]

I had a feeling it was something like version two.

But, I was having so much fun coming up with alternate version ones. I confess the Sybian didn't dawn on me though. I went with decked out in PVC and a crop... and a steeplechase...

Although I'm sure you are a great sister and adoring aunt, I think this is the true version.

You may look innocent, but... I'm not so sure.

*************

.... Number 1!!!!

...... That is the most obviously true version

Acktion, looks like you're outvoted!

 

[mynameisben]

Version 1:
After all of MrsNaughtyCat's talk of sybbians on the sleepover thread, I decided I needed one. Since I can't afford a real one, I've kept my eyes open for something I could use instead. I just happened to see a bouncy horse by the side of the road, left out for trash collection, and a light went on in my head!

I didn't want anyone to grab it while I went home to get my car and it wasn't that heavy, so I carried it home with me. Now I just need to make some modifications

Is it wrong to use a children's toy like this?

Version 2:
There's a house around the corner from where I live that has had a lot of free stuff out on the curb lately. It seems like they are cleaning it out. My sister & her twin kindergarteners walk past it every day on the way to school.

Today there was a bouncy horse among the other free things and my nieces got obsessed. Being a good mom, my sister texted me asking if I could go grab it before someone else did. Being half asleep still, I didn't think of taking the car but just walked over and then had to carry it back. Luckily it wasn't heavy, just awkward, but I did get some funny looks from people driving past as I walked down the street with a bouncy horse over my shoulder.

Have you TRIED sitting atop the washing machine on the Spin Cycle? That was the Sybian before the Sybian was invented.


Ben

 

[cheekygirl75]

Have you TRIED sitting atop the washing machine on the Spin Cycle? That was the Sybian before the Sybian was invented.


Ben

I'd totally try it but we have a stacked washer/dryer...

 

[Jake069258]

Finding a new dildo still in the original packaging while cleaning out the closet. I don’t remember buying it.

Is that maybe the universe sending you a sign??

Either:

Must use this!!

Or

I have too many of these??

 

[Jake069258]

Heresy! No such thing as too many!
I’m a little sore right now. But I have plans tonight.

That's the only option left!!

 

[Acktion]

Acktion, looks like you're outvoted!

^ That did. Hugely. Like Jack Nicholson, in fact.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Cute Christmas Cards

 

[AmberLGreen]

Unexpected messages

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Interesting use of her breast

 

[Jake069258]

Great conversation

 

[Chillygirl]

Green sweatpants

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Expert level flirting skills complete with neck tattoo and sexy smile.

 

[Beachgirl22]

Donuts headed my way

 

[TongueLust]

The weather.

 

[BadAmy]

.....

 

[Wand3rlust]

Xian saying masturbatory.

 

[BadAmy]

.....

 

[sally_sparrow]

Completing a class and receiving the certificate with a sigh of relief. Now I can read again for fun.

 

[sally_sparrow]

Congrats!
What are you reading?

Thank you!! I am starting a book titled A Declaration of the Rights of Magicians by H.G. Parry. I don't remember who recommended it but it looks interesting.

 

[PattiJolene]

A bit of posting banter..